Neither am I. Sigh.

HELLLOOOO!!!
You can call me Maxis, welcome to my Sonic rp account

#SFWRP #SonicRP #MVRP yadda yadda. Listen this account is going to be heavy with headcanons.
She's got glasses as a way to have my bad gameplay be canon.
I am an adult. I just recently turned 23. Black Knight is my favorite one

I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .

WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?

EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

"𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍!"

Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario.

#SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP

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"𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!"

Yeah, me neither.

She's a girly girl, mama's special girl! I think mane would be the right word. He always calls it a "quaff" though. Whatever that means. He's a fancy-shmancy guy. They'll all be rulin' kingdoms someday...

[She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]

++ camera. The photo was chaos.]

++ the dark blue haired one with the buck tooth. Roy is also pink but he's got sunglasses. Morton's got the star pattern over one eye... aaaand Junior is the one who looked like me when the crown's off, and pre-transition.

[These kids were wily, they weren't even posing neatly for the ++

[Reaching into her shell, she pulls out her spikey coin wallet, which is like. . . huge, for a wallet. Chained and ripped up stylistically, she pulls out a few photos.]

My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++

𝐖𝐨𝐚𝐡, 𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐦’𝐤𝐚𝐲?

#SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP

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Well, I do what I can, bein' a single mom is kinda tough sometimes, but we make it through! Plus I have Kamek to help me through some of the parentin'.

[Smirk!]

Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!

(( shigeru miyamoto can tear the bowser/bowsette adopting the koopalings as their own headcanon from my cold dead hands.

I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior!

M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!

[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]

?????????

The atmosphere? Now yer gettin' into nerd territory. My sons Iggy 'n Ludwig would definitely care more than I would.

[Scratches her chin.]

Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!

I guess that's why I like ya so much ta be kidnappin' ya so much. . . But, last time was the LAST time. I ain't chasin' peaches no more.

I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha!

Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!

Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.

So yer god, huh? Wasn't expectin' a twink. . .

Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .

Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.

What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.