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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE

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Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ they/them. DMs are always open. Splathouse.carrd.co

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hi, I'm jack, and boy howdy I do a lot of shit.

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 3h

This is at least 3 girls I personally know right now

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 7h

"this in no way impacted the recording schedule" I say, hand on my cock

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 14h

I can't stop jacking off this morning @_@

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 8h

Blast ropes on their fucking stomach

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 8h

Going to be burning the midnight oil recording.

Splat Speaks continues tomorrow!

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you everyone!

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 11h

Hey folks! Throw $20 at my face for gas and I'll record something short for you!

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 11h

Hey folks! Throw $20 at my face for gas and I'll record something short for you!

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 14h

I can't stop jacking off this morning @_@

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

A certain Fable-d detective has quite an afternoon with you.
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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

High as hell and shouting ashnikko lyrics

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🖤 Luxu 🖤 @luxu.bsky.social · 2d

Remember to help your Gard Girlfriend by taking some weight off her shoulders

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

Well yeah, you're hot

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

These fables requests are so much fun because I'm a giant fucking nerd and read the entire series MULTIPLE times.

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

*adjusts poorly velcroed wings*

Go inside a corner store, reach in the cash register, smoke a BnM, have unprotected sex with your-

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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 1d

Folks who draw trans art, I'm begging you to post it over on the trans sub reddits who accept art bc there are so many people on reddit who think you guys don't exist and aren't posting stuff and it's too much!! PEOPLE WANT YOU SO BAD...
www.reddit.com/r/TransHentai/
(start here!!!)

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

A certain Fable-d detective has quite an afternoon with you.
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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

I like thick baddies, I cannot lie

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 1d

Until they can smell it crossing the very treeline of that forest

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

He's so incredibly sweet. Always wagging his tail when he sees me.

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna talk to a few folks tomorrow about if he's chipped or not
If not
Well
He's good company

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

Girl he sleeps in my parking space and comes to my car tail wagging when I get home

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

So I named him Guts

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone say hello to sergeant DumDum of the 101st dork division

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

No there's a chair over there

Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

You guys should be taking zinc.

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

Hey all-
Just got done with errands. I am gonna take a brief break, then begin work on commissions before work.

/TODAY I AM AIMING TO HAVE RAW AUDIO DONE, EDITING TOMORROW./

if you have a comm with me and are curious about progress, DM me!!!

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Splathouse Fiction: GOONDAWG MILLIONAIRE @splathousefic.bsky.social · 2d

Jared Leto has gotta have Epstein levels of dirt on people because how the fuck does he continue to get work

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