Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
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Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
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Honestly, my biggest critique about Coffin was that it's dated; in an era where The Painter is on YT and kids have stuffed animals of child murder victims stuffed inside of spring lock suits, you've got to think about what you're doing with those elements.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Honestly, my biggest critique about Coffin was that it's dated; in an era where The Painter is on YT and kids have stuffed animals of child murder victims stuffed inside of spring lock suits, you've got to think about what you're doing with those elements.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
Sometimes I use my knowledge of people for evil, for shame is the most powerful motivator of all. Even over pride and money.
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Sometimes I use my knowledge of people for evil, for shame is the most powerful motivator of all. Even over pride and money.
Jokes aside:
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Jokes aside:
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
I got to see Mark grunt, swear, sweaty, desperate, and covered in fluids
100/10 film
100/10 film
Finally seated to see Mark Fishbachs giant milky tits
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I got to see Mark grunt, swear, sweaty, desperate, and covered in fluids
100/10 film
100/10 film
Finally seated to see Mark Fishbachs giant milky tits
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Finally seated to see Mark Fishbachs giant milky tits
Day 5 of running every errand known to man for my extended family, need someone to clutch me to their giant, sagging tits and tell me everything is alright
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Day 5 of running every errand known to man for my extended family, need someone to clutch me to their giant, sagging tits and tell me everything is alright
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Dumas' FATHER was born to a French count and an enslaved African women in Haiti. The Père was then brought to France, was educated, served in the military, etc.
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Dumas' FATHER was born to a French count and an enslaved African women in Haiti. The Père was then brought to France, was educated, served in the military, etc.
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
You cannot defeat self inflicted weaponized autism
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You cannot defeat self inflicted weaponized autism
She could fix me
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
She could fix me
Genuinely fucking wild that simply being asked NOT to buy something was a straw that broke a huge section of pop culture. Americans are the most stupid kind of fucking evil.
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Genuinely fucking wild that simply being asked NOT to buy something was a straw that broke a huge section of pop culture. Americans are the most stupid kind of fucking evil.
"Jeffery Epstein, Rowling's friend she went out of her way to meet multiple times on her yacht and invited to a childrens play, was the machination behind paywalled DLC/Microstransactions and likely helped her conceive ways to kill queers, which he fetishized and also killed" is a factual statement.
Hey so those of you that went to bat for that mid-ass wizard game, how do you feel about the fact we can reasonably assume Rowling was probably supplying children to Epstein and Prince Andrew?
Please speak up, you certainly couldn't stop before.
Please speak up, you certainly couldn't stop before.
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
"Jeffery Epstein, Rowling's friend she went out of her way to meet multiple times on her yacht and invited to a childrens play, was the machination behind paywalled DLC/Microstransactions and likely helped her conceive ways to kill queers, which he fetishized and also killed" is a factual statement.
Hey so those of you that went to bat for that mid-ass wizard game, how do you feel about the fact we can reasonably assume Rowling was probably supplying children to Epstein and Prince Andrew?
Please speak up, you certainly couldn't stop before.
Please speak up, you certainly couldn't stop before.
February 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Hey so those of you that went to bat for that mid-ass wizard game, how do you feel about the fact we can reasonably assume Rowling was probably supplying children to Epstein and Prince Andrew?
Please speak up, you certainly couldn't stop before.
Please speak up, you certainly couldn't stop before.
Jobs are dumb I should be home making people cum
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Jobs are dumb I should be home making people cum
Comics misled me into thinking they'd be smart.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Comics misled me into thinking they'd be smart.
Evil as infuriating as it is banal
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Evil as infuriating as it is banal
Finished.
My review:
damn these bitches gay
5 stars
My review:
damn these bitches gay
5 stars
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Finished.
My review:
damn these bitches gay
5 stars
My review:
damn these bitches gay
5 stars
I've unfortunately been on sidequests all day before work but hey, the reactions I got to this were exceptional AND IT'S FREE, go give it a listen.
Oh your majesty...
Yandere transman preg play, because nobody fucking does it like me.
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February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I've unfortunately been on sidequests all day before work but hey, the reactions I got to this were exceptional AND IT'S FREE, go give it a listen.
Black History is profoundly important
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Black History is profoundly important
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February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Oh your majesty...
Yandere transman preg play, because nobody fucking does it like me.
It's free, too.
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Yandere transman preg play, because nobody fucking does it like me.
It's free, too.
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Oh your majesty...
Yandere transman preg play, because nobody fucking does it like me.
It's free, too.
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Yandere transman preg play, because nobody fucking does it like me.
It's free, too.
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February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Oh your majesty...
Yandere transman preg play, because nobody fucking does it like me.
It's free, too.
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Yandere transman preg play, because nobody fucking does it like me.
It's free, too.
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Audibly panting as I do an illegal U-turn in traffic
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Audibly panting as I do an illegal U-turn in traffic
Let the Latvarian get some motion
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Let the Latvarian get some motion
This could be us if you locked the fuck in
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
This could be us if you locked the fuck in
BTW, it's currently 18 degrees here. I'm in full winter clothes inside my house with the heater running. As soon as it warms up, I'll fire up the mic, but even my keyboard is struggling RN lmao
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
BTW, it's currently 18 degrees here. I'm in full winter clothes inside my house with the heater running. As soon as it warms up, I'll fire up the mic, but even my keyboard is struggling RN lmao