Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
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IDK who needs to hear this but there are no good corps, no good corpos, capitalism is pure poison and will kill everything and everyone you look up to.
Valve is generally good about keeping quiet and not letting any shit takes out to poison their rep, but even Gabe couldn't help himself with this
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
IDK who needs to hear this but there are no good corps, no good corpos, capitalism is pure poison and will kill everything and everyone you look up to.
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August 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Two weeks notice electric boogaloo
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Two weeks notice electric boogaloo
Huge news to deliver tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Huge news to deliver tomorrow
Sure, you can discuss Andrew and Ashley's motives, you can discuss their relationship, but a majority of that is broadly fan assumptions.
It's simply not a deep game which is what made the reaction to it incredibly weird to me.
It's simply not a deep game which is what made the reaction to it incredibly weird to me.
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Sure, you can discuss Andrew and Ashley's motives, you can discuss their relationship, but a majority of that is broadly fan assumptions.
It's simply not a deep game which is what made the reaction to it incredibly weird to me.
It's simply not a deep game which is what made the reaction to it incredibly weird to me.
Honestly, my biggest critique about Coffin was that it's dated; in an era where The Painter is on YT and kids have stuffed animals of child murder victims stuffed inside of spring lock suits, you've got to think about what you're doing with those elements.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Honestly, my biggest critique about Coffin was that it's dated; in an era where The Painter is on YT and kids have stuffed animals of child murder victims stuffed inside of spring lock suits, you've got to think about what you're doing with those elements.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
Coffin didn't think, it just did.
The arts are for the senses, and surprise, sometimes your senses are going to get offended. If you think something stinks, you can simply seek better odors, not continue to shove your face in a pile of manure and then loudly complain about the taste of shit in your mouth.
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The arts are for the senses, and surprise, sometimes your senses are going to get offended. If you think something stinks, you can simply seek better odors, not continue to shove your face in a pile of manure and then loudly complain about the taste of shit in your mouth.
You can't be a free speech advocate and cherry pick what you get to be a prude about.
You can however not give a piece of media you haven't even experienced free press and advertisement by not tweeting about it.
You can however not give a piece of media you haven't even experienced free press and advertisement by not tweeting about it.
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
You can't be a free speech advocate and cherry pick what you get to be a prude about.
You can however not give a piece of media you haven't even experienced free press and advertisement by not tweeting about it.
You can however not give a piece of media you haven't even experienced free press and advertisement by not tweeting about it.
It feels surreal to be in the aftermath of Horses being pulled from digital store fronts, and realizing the same thing almost happened with Coffin despite it being profoundly tame by comparison.
Neither deserved to be removed.
Kill the cop in your head.
Neither deserved to be removed.
Kill the cop in your head.
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
It feels surreal to be in the aftermath of Horses being pulled from digital store fronts, and realizing the same thing almost happened with Coffin despite it being profoundly tame by comparison.
Neither deserved to be removed.
Kill the cop in your head.
Neither deserved to be removed.
Kill the cop in your head.
I can think of a dozen pieces of media off rip that tackled what Coffin did in a more nuanced and intense way. Coffin used tropes and hyperbole to tell what was, frankly speaking, a profoundly derivative and boring story, even within its own genre.
The creator got death threats.
The creator got death threats.
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I can think of a dozen pieces of media off rip that tackled what Coffin did in a more nuanced and intense way. Coffin used tropes and hyperbole to tell what was, frankly speaking, a profoundly derivative and boring story, even within its own genre.
The creator got death threats.
The creator got death threats.
The funniest part about the discourse around this game was the folks who got Uber heated didn't draw the line at double patricide cannibalism
You wouldn't survive a single afternoon around a group of they/them puppy girl futch lesbians
You wouldn't survive a single afternoon around a group of they/them puppy girl futch lesbians
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The funniest part about the discourse around this game was the folks who got Uber heated didn't draw the line at double patricide cannibalism
You wouldn't survive a single afternoon around a group of they/them puppy girl futch lesbians
You wouldn't survive a single afternoon around a group of they/them puppy girl futch lesbians
Sometimes I use my knowledge of people for evil, for shame is the most powerful motivator of all. Even over pride and money.
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Sometimes I use my knowledge of people for evil, for shame is the most powerful motivator of all. Even over pride and money.
The Mark Fishbach we have now did very well for what was a major undertaking.
Mark in ten years might very well make the scariest fucking movie you've ever seen.
He keeps getting better, and that's the point.
Mark in ten years might very well make the scariest fucking movie you've ever seen.
He keeps getting better, and that's the point.
February 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The Mark Fishbach we have now did very well for what was a major undertaking.
Mark in ten years might very well make the scariest fucking movie you've ever seen.
He keeps getting better, and that's the point.
Mark in ten years might very well make the scariest fucking movie you've ever seen.
He keeps getting better, and that's the point.
Jokes aside:
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Jokes aside:
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
Iron Lung is slow but subtle
As a horror movie, esp a new premier?
B+ with honors.
As a /cosmic/ horror film?
A
Brother when I tell you they were sloshing
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Brother when I tell you they were sloshing
I got to see Mark grunt, swear, sweaty, desperate, and covered in fluids
100/10 film
100/10 film
Finally seated to see Mark Fishbachs giant milky tits
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I got to see Mark grunt, swear, sweaty, desperate, and covered in fluids
100/10 film
100/10 film
Finally seated to see Mark Fishbachs giant milky tits
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Finally seated to see Mark Fishbachs giant milky tits
Day 5 of running every errand known to man for my extended family, need someone to clutch me to their giant, sagging tits and tell me everything is alright
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Day 5 of running every errand known to man for my extended family, need someone to clutch me to their giant, sagging tits and tell me everything is alright
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Dumas' FATHER was born to a French count and an enslaved African women in Haiti. The Père was then brought to France, was educated, served in the military, etc.
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Dumas' FATHER was born to a French count and an enslaved African women in Haiti. The Père was then brought to France, was educated, served in the military, etc.
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
"The Black Count" is a fantastic book about him.
His son is the author Alexander Dumas, and he based Count of Monte Cristo on his Dad.🇭🇹
You cannot defeat self inflicted weaponized autism
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You cannot defeat self inflicted weaponized autism
I'll lock the door and turn the sign over, let's make it a day
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I'll lock the door and turn the sign over, let's make it a day
She could fix me
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
She could fix me
either way I gotta put my back into it *ba-dum tsh*
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
either way I gotta put my back into it *ba-dum tsh*
Genuinely fucking wild that simply being asked NOT to buy something was a straw that broke a huge section of pop culture. Americans are the most stupid kind of fucking evil.
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Genuinely fucking wild that simply being asked NOT to buy something was a straw that broke a huge section of pop culture. Americans are the most stupid kind of fucking evil.