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Spooks
@splatster.bsky.social
Just trying to be that person who people think is cool but nobody really knows who they are.

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I warned people that the UK's online safety act was just a test before a global rollout and here we are
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
So most of the UK's elite are paedophiles, what a shock (I'm not shocked)
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Instead of eat the rich, I think there should be a wealth tax of 1000% to anyone with over a million of whatever currency in assets
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Spooks
in retrospect in the wake of the epstein files being released, no wonder ‘me too’ was met with such anger and ultimately those in power it meant to target never face many consequences
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I suppose in the wake of Paedogeddon, it'd be easier to ask which of our elite and powerful weren't fucking children
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Are all trans girls tech experts, it seems like all the ones I speak to know a lot about that field

Why can't I meet one who is dumb like me
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I always knew the world would end soon, I just hope I finish my warlord outfit in time
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The Bozo has ripped, I repeat, the Bozo has ripped
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Let it be forever said, there's no such thing as a good cop or even a nice cop

If one is being polite to you, then it's because they are fishing for information and want something from you
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 AM
It really is the Bush era Weapons of Mass Destruction all over again, once again America bulldozes over a nation for its oil and reserves
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Buddy I've been saying Death to America since before it was cool to say it
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
ZZZ's current story is really just swordmaster using an evil memory draining sword and a 2 foot bunny girl going to fight God personally
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Lol at people thinking the mentally broken american president can be reasoned with, he is exactly the sort of guy that was always gonna rise up as a consequence of letting the right do what they liked
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Personally, if you are Gender Critical then you shouldn't be allowed to live in society, that goes double for gay people with these views, you can go live somewhere else, far away and isolated
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I also feel I should remind any people in the gay community who are fine turning on trans people that you will also face a time where you get hounded out of society.

Useful idiots have an expiry date
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If the future really is automated delivery drones for packages then I guess I'll be getting much more free stuff
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Glad I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, its such a waste of time and effort
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Also I'm up for starting a Communist Crime Syndicate, I will make sure everyone has enough, one way or another
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Personally, and just personally speaking, I think it should be legal to do whatever you want for one week per year
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Maybe Andrew can start a podcast

The Pedo Files
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Personally I'm enjoying the fact that the White House is being demolished, Trump is simply finishing what his british masters started
October 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I see the US Government has arrived, I hope they can see me telling them to go fuck each other, like the people running the departments
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I hope people have chosen their future bandit/warlord name, as by my estimation you'll need needing it next year
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I actually think Trump should continue refusing to pay the army, it's his best policy to date
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Farage and his rats should be afraid of being labelled as racist and immigrant hating, that's what they are after all
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM