Richard
@splatterchimp.bsky.social
When I'm not riding my unicycle, I'm riding the D.
NSFW, random hodgepodge of my slutty side, and a peek behind the curtain of my day to day. When I get horny, my gods do I get horny.
NSFW, random hodgepodge of my slutty side, and a peek behind the curtain of my day to day. When I get horny, my gods do I get horny.
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Richard
@splatterchimp.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Richard
I do enjoy a coffee. And I teach people to cycle. I rarely charge as I enjoy it. But, as any cyclist will tell you, the best part is having a coffee afterwards... Hint hint.
buymeacoffee.com
Coffee and exercise turn me into a formidable bottom. Don't believe me... A medium iced latte and I'll ride a dick 'til my hips break.
Dropped something on the bathroom floor, it'd be rude not to strip down and spend 20 minutes on my knees...
Christ, I need a good fucking.
Christ, I need a good fucking.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Dropped something on the bathroom floor, it'd be rude not to strip down and spend 20 minutes on my knees...
Christ, I need a good fucking.
Christ, I need a good fucking.
Awwwhhhh yeah. Nice shower and fancy soaps. I fucking love a shower wank.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Awwwhhhh yeah. Nice shower and fancy soaps. I fucking love a shower wank.
Happy Fat cock Friday everyone. If you're not getting your dick sucked today, get down there and suck one yourself.
#Fcf #FatCockFriday #SuckingDick #WhoreLife
#Fcf #FatCockFriday #SuckingDick #WhoreLife
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy Fat cock Friday everyone. If you're not getting your dick sucked today, get down there and suck one yourself.
#Fcf #FatCockFriday #SuckingDick #WhoreLife
#Fcf #FatCockFriday #SuckingDick #WhoreLife
The face. The Cock.
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The face. The Cock.
After an afternoon of my friends being complete fucking hornbags, I found this little classic. Just me, rob the dildo, and the inability to use my arm.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
After an afternoon of my friends being complete fucking hornbags, I found this little classic. Just me, rob the dildo, and the inability to use my arm.
Spent sooo long today cycling around everywhere. So obviously the post ride horn demands I beat the living hell out of my dick later.
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Spent sooo long today cycling around everywhere. So obviously the post ride horn demands I beat the living hell out of my dick later.
Post workout horn means I can't stop tugging on my junk. I'm sweaty, horny, and ready to ride some dick.
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Post workout horn means I can't stop tugging on my junk. I'm sweaty, horny, and ready to ride some dick.
Late to the #FCF party today. Here's my dick. #FatCockFriday
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Late to the #FCF party today. Here's my dick. #FatCockFriday
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The best dick, is boyfriend dick. Discus.
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The best dick, is boyfriend dick. Discus.
Because I fucking love cum.
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Because I fucking love cum.
Before I became daddy...
But i've always felt at home hanging around in just my slutpants.
But i've always felt at home hanging around in just my slutpants.
October 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Before I became daddy...
But i've always felt at home hanging around in just my slutpants.
But i've always felt at home hanging around in just my slutpants.
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July 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Here's me completely losing it after @conknbonk.bsky.social gave me a good pounding and shot his load for me. I'm such a #CumSlut. I love it, You love it. Enjoy, you filthy whores.
October 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Here's me completely losing it after @conknbonk.bsky.social gave me a good pounding and shot his load for me. I'm such a #CumSlut. I love it, You love it. Enjoy, you filthy whores.
It's been a while, and I properly lost my shit when he shot his load over me.
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's been a while, and I properly lost my shit when he shot his load over me.
Happy as a slut in cum with my dick in my hand.
I'm freaking loving this homemade porn filming. #HappyBeingASlut
I'm freaking loving this homemade porn filming. #HappyBeingASlut
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy as a slut in cum with my dick in my hand.
I'm freaking loving this homemade porn filming. #HappyBeingASlut
I'm freaking loving this homemade porn filming. #HappyBeingASlut
It would be a thumbs up to the cameraman, but I was going solo.
Just a quick rehearsal for my 100 followers video.
Just a quick rehearsal for my 100 followers video.
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It would be a thumbs up to the cameraman, but I was going solo.
Just a quick rehearsal for my 100 followers video.
Just a quick rehearsal for my 100 followers video.
I've hit 100 followers! As a big thank you, I'm working on something special for you beautiful cock hungry whores.
I love all of you.
I love all of you.
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I've hit 100 followers! As a big thank you, I'm working on something special for you beautiful cock hungry whores.
I love all of you.
I love all of you.
For no particular reason, I'm feeling fucking hench today. Like, get you on your knees and only come up for air when I allow you to, kind of hench.
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
For no particular reason, I'm feeling fucking hench today. Like, get you on your knees and only come up for air when I allow you to, kind of hench.
It's another #FatCockFriday! Remember, your nuts need some love too. #FCF
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It's another #FatCockFriday! Remember, your nuts need some love too. #FCF
Happy #FatCockFriday you fucking whores. Double the fat cock, double your pleasure. #FCF
October 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Happy #FatCockFriday you fucking whores. Double the fat cock, double your pleasure. #FCF
I've spent the last few days being a media whore, and neglecting my obligations as a regular whore.
September 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I've spent the last few days being a media whore, and neglecting my obligations as a regular whore.
Back from an evening of cycling. The post ride horn has started with reckless abandon. Hope you like sweaty lycra, I'm keeping it on till I cover myself with cum.
September 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Back from an evening of cycling. The post ride horn has started with reckless abandon. Hope you like sweaty lycra, I'm keeping it on till I cover myself with cum.
Fat cock Friday! #FatCockFriday #FCF
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Fat cock Friday! #FatCockFriday #FCF
I freaking love getting wet.
This time rain. Not cum. Why'd you even think that, you hornbags.
This time rain. Not cum. Why'd you even think that, you hornbags.
September 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I freaking love getting wet.
This time rain. Not cum. Why'd you even think that, you hornbags.
This time rain. Not cum. Why'd you even think that, you hornbags.