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Dr Splatterjacket
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This is the Bluesky account of Doctor Splatterjacket, one of the most brilliant inventors the world has ever seen. His inventions have almost changed the world 37 times. This year he has committed to inventing one new invention every week.
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Is your car a boring single colour? PageCar drives for you so you can use your time while travelling to draw on the inbuilt tablet which updates the outside design of the car as you are moving along. Your car is a drab antique in comparison, get PageCar today!

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A man is sitting in the front of a car drawing on to a tablet computer, whatever he is drawing is being reflected on the outside of the car making a cool pattern on the car, another man is standing near the car looking at it and gasping in delight.
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Do you find yourself unable to find the time to exercise? Then you need FitTape it attaches you to any lamppost or bus stop and immediately makes you a) much fitter and b) less likely to make the bus so you have to run all the way to work making you even fitter.

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Two men are seemingly moving quickly forwards one on a scooter and one running, except they are each attached to separate lampposts by a rubber band with a label that says FitTape on it and there is a high tension coil that is keeping the band strong.
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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When was the last time you were making a note in your notebook when you suddenly spilled something and you had to ruin the notebook to clean up the mess? Probably yesterday or this morning, but that doesn't happen to me because I have NoteMop.

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A notebook with pages showing inside it has a mop on an adjustable arm coming out of the bottom of it, it is cleaning up a brown liquid spilled on the floor of the office it is in. On the cover of the notebook it says NoteMop.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Do you ever get board of reading everything on screen? Not anymore because with PrintRead you can print out what you are reading and read it on paper! It’s the future!

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A cup of coffee and a tablet computer are on a desk. There is text on the screen and that text is also coming out of the screen on a piece of paper. There are other pages of paper on the table.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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When it is raining do you get wet, when instead you could hide in a bin? Of course you don't because hiding in a normal bin would be silly, but with DryBin you can stay dry and use it as a bin at the same time!

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In the middle of the picture is a bin with a canopy on top. It is raining and behind the bin is a boy looking at the bin with interest.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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When you are travelling do you find yourself with too many different documents? Why not get the MapPort which is a combination Map and Passport, that immediately reduces your number of documents by one (if you are still using paper maps).

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The scene is one of travel with a person in the background wearing a backpack. On the table in the foreground stands a MapPort, on the left it looks like a standard passport with visa papers, on the right is a solar powered map.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Do you have water in pipes in your house? What would you do if one of those pipes suddenly burst? The FlowHammer not only immediately detects the leak, but allows you to just hit the pipe and it is fixed. The question really is why you don’t have one.

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November 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Is your nose hair too long and needs plucking? Do you potentially have Asthma? Then get the WeezyTweezers for all your nose based breathing issues (as long as they are either too much nose hair or Asthma).

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The picture shows three images. First a man is using an asthma inhaler, second it is shown in more detail resting on a hand to show it is a combination asthma inhaler and pair of tweezers, finally it is shown about to remove some nose hair.
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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When you go on holiday do you find it difficult to locate your luggage on the carousel? Do you wish your luggage tag could contain all of your photos? Then get TagVault and you’ll have at least a 10% better holiday than everyone else!

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A man is standing in an airport holding a mobile phone in his hand. The phone has waves emanating from it which makes it seem it is communicating with the tag on the man’s luggage which also has waves coming out of it. The luggage tag has a screen on it displaying info about a file transfer that is in progress and even which gate the flight they are going to is.
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Wakey Wakey… Are you sleepy and tired? Then you need BrewLather for the ultimate inside and outside coffee experience!

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A man is enjoying a very foamy bath. In front of him is a combination coffee pot and coffee shampoo dispenser called BrewLather.
October 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Do you sometimes wonder where you would like to go on holiday? Would you like to drink from a glass which uses your DNA and drink preference to decide for you? Then you need StayGlass today!

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A man is looking at his phone which is suggesting hotel options to him which are being beamed to it by a glass with special scanning equipment within it.
October 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Do you need two tiny micro vibration dishwashers attached to your sunglasses when picnicking? If you said no then you are lying and so I don't mind not selling you DishShades. For everyone else order them now!

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A boy is sitting on a picnic blanket while wearing some sunglasses and holding a fork. Above him some giant sunglasses show off the design which incorporates a window on the side containing a knife and fork and has solar panels on the top.
September 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Do you have trouble with people not understanding your long rambling stories? Imagine if they were accompanied by incomprehensible diagrams and were recorded for posterity. Everyone needs that right? Get EchoBoard today!

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A man is standing while holding some chalk in front of a metal enclosed chalkboard on a stand. The stand also has a microphone which is recording what he is saying. 4 people are listening in.
September 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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When you prepare for bed do you suddenly panic worrying that you aren't keeping up with the latest trends? Of course you do! Get TrendBed today and be informed and snoozy.

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A man is sitting on a futuristic looking bed which has multiple screens showing different kinds of information. Some look like a video call, some look like watching a video and on elooks like it shows the temperature.
September 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Are you seriously telling me you don't need a combination electric saw and backpack? Of course you do, and you know it. Order your SawPack ASAP!

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A man is standing while holding an electric saw a wire connects the saw to a backback he is wearing.
September 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Do you have endless lists, and no way of organising them? Of course you do! You need to get SmartFolder today!

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A folder is sitting on a desk it has papers inside, on the front is a digital screen which has an example list showing a shopping list.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Do you sometimes need to hear things from far away (when there aren't loud noises)? Then you need Enhearencers! Very useful and with only a significant chance of deafening you.

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A man has some ear buds in his ears and is using them to listen to a conversation from two other people.
August 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Does your ruler do an adequate job of measuring distance but totally fail to keep you up to date on the latest happenings around the globe? Of course it does, because you don't have NewsRule!

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A man is holding a ruler with inbuilt 3 screens showing the latest news while he is measuring something.
August 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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If you need to keep a drill close at hand, there's no better way than the DrillButton! A drill right there on your wrist!

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There is a table in the background with some screws and nails on it. In the foreground are two arms. One has a closed DrillButton a metal attachment for a sleeve with a red button. On the other arm a finger is pressing the button and a drill bit is coming out of the metal attachment.
August 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Measuring distance maybe get a ruler, measuring temperature maybe get a thermometer, measuring both? Get the ThermoMeasurer today!

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In the centre of the image is a device, the TheromoMeasurer, with several sensors and buttons. In the background is a boy in a bed with a man taking his temperature. There is also another man measuring another man's height.
August 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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If your gardening gloves are mucky and you desperately need to cut your hedge then iI can tell you don't have a ShearWash! Get one!

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A man is standing in front of a hedge holiding a pair of garden sheers with a control attachment leading to a cleaning area. Somebody is putting a pair of gloves into the cleaning area.
July 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Are you still manually applying jams, butter or even peanut butter to your toast? Of course you are, that's because you don't have the Sproster! Get yours today!

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A toaster with a digital display saying peanuts has a piece of toast emerging from it. An attachment containing peanut butter is feeding the spread to a kind of windscreen wiper that is spreading the peanut butter onto the toast. A bagel is sitting on a plate nearby.
July 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Ever find yourself needing to make adjustments to cloth and needing to make essential elecrical repairs at the same time? Of course you do, and you flounder, but I don't because I have FixiScissors!

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A pair of scissors is cutting some cloth. The scissors have an instructional screen on them and some attachments for a screwdriver, a wrench and other attachments.
July 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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What do you do if you need to charge up items while your Power jacket is in the wash? Well obviously you use WashCharge!

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A washing machine with a shirt inside. Several devices are attached, one of which shows a 50% battery charge on it.
July 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Do you have problems remembering to feed your gerbil? Or do you have a problem because you don't even have a gerbil? Then get a Ferbil (and possibly a gerbil) today!

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A gerbil is hapily munching on a seed while looking at the Ferbil feeding station which contains all sorts of nice food for the gerbil to eat.
June 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM