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23 they🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸| free palestine free tay k | canadian from canada | #ilmgf | god entered my body as a body the same size
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to keep functioning, society has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Body cam shows an immigration agent asking ChatGPT for help writing a report:
“During surveillance in the area, I observed a male subject loitering while seated in a vehicle. Based on his behavior, I approached and initiated a consensual encounter.”
ICYMI:
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b...
Bodycam footage from Operation Midway Blitz released: ‘It’s all about arresting people’
The group of videos made public through the Loevy & Loevy law firm includes footage from agents who responded to controversial arrest operations in the Little Village and Irving Park neighborho…
www.chicagotribune.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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i would love to queen out with coach mcguirk
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
WE’RE COSTCO GUYS
if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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we marvel at the spider but we are all of us weavers...spinners, clever animals...
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
she is a common house spider
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Tboy named Campylobacter
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
kid named Campylobacter
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
poopbliette
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“i asked chat gpt” well i asked my dad
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I should get really into sex and the city when i turn 24
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
my girlfriend’s so hot it’s insane
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
getting parts to build a digital audio player today. will post updates
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
this meal prep shit is easy af
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
When I was growing up we didn’t know better than to eat plastic bags. We thought they were like edible underwear for food
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
joe rogan’s favorite restaurant has Woke Toilets
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Stick with me kid, I know which side of the street to walk on that has the most awnings
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
im gods most depressed soldier and im divinely protected and im the sacrificial lamb
November 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
thinking about Her today
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
okay but can chatgpt do this *pisses self*
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“why am i dropping stitches i dont know what i could possibly be doing” “why is this getting wider im not adding more stitches???” BRUH FUCKING COUNT
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
cold weather is cool cause u can tuck ur girlfriend in soooo tight and snug
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
google keeps resettjng itself as my default search engine even tho ive been using ecosia for like 6 months now. awesome.
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
trans guy named Alloy
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trans guy named Loam
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM