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January 24, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Since we had a baby I've had to take to celebrating without making any noise. I think I might burst a blood vessel if this keeps up #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Put them to the sword. Do NOT let them get the next goal. #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
What the fuck have they fed Slimane? #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
We need to be creating more. Have them on the ropes, crowd on their backs but we're letting them back in a little. #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Wishing I hadn't blocked that bellend laying into Schwartau the other week. How'd you like that one cunt? #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Not getting that Danish lad then 😂 #ncfc
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I don't know quite when it happened, but Norwich Evening News and the Eastern Daily Press are two of the most disgusting rags going these days. A couple of weeks ago they were posting photos of paramedics working on a dying child, this evening they're going into grisly detail on a murdered mother.
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Can't get over that Kovacevic save yesterday, it was absolutely unbelievable. I know he's been shaky in some ways, but I can't think of the last keeper we've had that makes that save. #ncfc
January 18, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Fucking hell Wrexham fans have gotten a bit big for their boots haven't they? Talking about the game like they've been knocked out of a cup by a non league side 😂 everyone in this league will see you on the way back down as well, it'll come one of these days.
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
8 minutes stoppage time by the way. Check the refs changing room for a brown envelope from Disney. Disgusting cheat. #ncfc
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I would previously have been quite annoyed by Slimane starting but I thought he was very good in the cup. I know Walsall are poor, but he did a good job and has earned a chance. #ncfc
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Makama isn't better than Sargent by the way so you can stop that narrative. #ncfc
January 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Ah Josh not like this. #ncfc
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Once every 12-18 months or so Liam Gibbs does one thing where you think he's 100% destined for the top. Then absolutely nothing for the rest of the time #ncfc
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Well that was very pleasant. Don't think much of Walsall, but I can't remember the last time I watched us create chances for fun #ncfc
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think the FA have finally succeeded in killing the FA Cup for me. I just don't care, most of it is on the most overpriced subscription going, it's all being played at dumb times. Can't be bothered with any of it.
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Deserve everything we get today. Manning-esque. We are in serious, serious trouble. #ncfc
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Can't remember the last time we were so dismal on the ball. #ncfc
January 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Bit of a rotten game. Makama and Jurasek struggled. #ncfc
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Looking forward to #ncfc fans whinging about any transfer rumours all month because they're not "young and hungry " (white and English) enough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Now do a list of all the things actually relevant to living in 2026 that older generations can't do.
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

(Please add more below)

January 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Hopefully that result will destroy any confidence Portsmouth were picking up.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Starting to be very worried by Kovacevic. He's still better than Gunn but it's an issue. #ncfc
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If QPR get anything at all from this it's complete negligence. They were not in this game at all and we've removed all threat and sunk into our shells. #ncfc
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM