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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 2h

She’s a blond woman. I’m sure he knows exactly who she is.

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 2h

Look in a mirror, chief. That dipshit with the supremely punchable face under an embarrassingly awful haircut is the reason why the government is broken and despised. 🫵😆

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 2h

Can’t solve priest pedophilia either.

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UncleRicoReturns @unclericotnt.bsky.social · 16h

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 2h

There doesn’t seem to be anybody else here from Nebraska. I’ve followed political orgs and newspapers from this state on Bluesky and nobody comments on them. I know this state is a Republican shithole, but I assumed some of the “blue dot” would have taken up space here. Hello?

Looming Demographic Cliff

“Nebraska faces a looming demographic cliff . . . and soon we will feel it more acutely in our workforce,” testified Tyler White a political science professor with the University of Nebraska at a

www.nefb.org

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 3h

No, it’s not. You think this turd actually believes in “God”? Any “god”? He thinks HE IS a god.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a building with a sign .

Alt: Trump’s (bullshit) Bible photo op

media.tenor.com

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 3h

Burrow deeper, Dasha. If you can still move your arms, you’re not up his ass hard enough.

🙄

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 3h

Do we HAVE journalists in the US anymore? If so, where are they? I haven’t seen any yet this year…

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 4h

Texas sucks. End of story. Florida is dumb, but Texas is full of white superiority, i.e., racism.

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 5h

I love SNL.

This season, the show is scared of getting cancelled. Even the Weekend Update jokes feel “approved”. 🤷🏻‍♂️ We need you guys to be as fearless as Colbert and Kimmel are. Or why even do political stuff?

And enough with the Trump freeze-frame intros. Don’t humanize that prick even a little.

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 5h

Good. 👍

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 5h

This seems pretty damned easy, @schumer.senate.gov & @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Why are you not able to say this?

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 5h

My Subaru Ascent lets me choose the “allowable” distance from the car ahead and its slowing is way more subtle. Sometimes I don’t realize I’m driving slower until I look at the speedometer. Maybe there’s something horked with your car…?

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 10h

They not as loose as their mamas!

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 10h

This sure seems like Darwin Awards for men who are bad at math. 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Probability and statistics are stupid! I’m never going to need to know this crap when I’m older! 😤”

There's Now a Casino in Everyone's Pocket. For Some Young Men, It's a Near-Fatal Gamble

The rise of mobile sports-bet operators like FanDuel and DraftKings has coincided with a spike in problem gambling among young men in America.

www.rollingstone.com

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 10h

The answer to a billionaire monopoly is… another billionaire monopoly? Besides, Cuban doesn’t have the attention span to compete with Bezos.

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 10h

a man in a baseball cap is talking to another man in a sweater .

Alt: Adam Sandler says “Yeah? So what’s your point?”

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 11h

a person is holding a hairless cat with a black tag that says mr. bald throne

Alt: Dr. Evil disposes of Mustafa after failing him

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 11h

You know what he says here…

The doctor from Idiocracy tells Joe what’s wrong with him

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 11h

Shit. We’re being ruled by the knock-off version of Mr. & Mrs. Ron Popeil. 😫

At least Ron made *somewhat* useful stuff.

Ron Popeil holding the Pocket Fisherman is surrounded by his other products

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 11h

If they get the Republicans to relent on the healthcare stuff (hey, it could happen) they should immediately demand something else like outlawing tariffs, swearing in that new representative, minimum wage increase. You have them by the balls, move the goal post in the people’s favor. For once.

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 21h

This is how we should be doing it…

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21h

Just had a conversation with
a nice French couple who said
the problem with American
protests is that we schedule
them one by one instead of
showing up every night until
the change happens.

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DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 21h

I came in here to say the same thing! New Trek is toxic now given Paramount’s Trump feality. I won’t be watching like I won’t be consuming CBS, ABC, Target, Amazon, Hobby Lobby, etc. The only good thing is Stephen will draw a paycheck from the work regardless of whether or not we watch. 🤷🏻‍♂️

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 21h

He’s in a freezer or a box somewhere. There’s no “heaven”, folks.

DirkNiblick @spolem.net · 22h

I really don’t think you’d want to find out…

a close up of a dinosaur claw with a long claw

Alt: a close up of a dinosaur claw with a long claw

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