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@spoofri.bsky.social

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 19d

here, to make the bsky mods happy:

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 15m

i genuinely can't think of what he could be referring to here. he might just be canonically freaky

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 11d

good morning

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 1h

do you think a sofa used exclusively for fucking would be called a sextional

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 2h

at least there's this

jeremy elberson is playing a video game with a man carrying a boombox

ALT: jeremy elberson is playing a video game with a man carrying a boombox

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 2h

What if I just want to jack off in a dark room to fix my stress levels?

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3h

This game has a shocking lack of sex mods, honestly.

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · Sep 5

P:Z is such a strangely comforting game to me. What do you mean I can just go around raiding people's empty homes just to make cookies and a pot of stew in the middle of the apocalypse? Hell fucking yeah.

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 1d

i should try to animate some sensual hand-touching as practice

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 1d

HAH

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 1d

i dont think you're mentally prepared for the kinks i have lined up for this guy

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 12d

"Chin up, Everybody!" #cookiecum

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

these two are not safe from my monsterfucker ass btw

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

That's amazing actually

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

imagine being able to hold up your baton for only 6 seconds

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

he's desperate

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 3d

(wip) OH GOD NOT ON THE DOCUMENTS!!!!

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 4d

/ / smoking

gggjgkhngjhfh i love him sm

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 4d

anyway im fresh out of drawing ideas. give me some suggestions, 🐟-related or otherwise spoofri.straw.page

spoofri's strawpage

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 4d

🐟 please never shave

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 4d

body hair is beautiful. body hair is great.

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 5d

yea, it does. also HAPPY BIRTHDAY

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 6d

this is all i got

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 6d

sex scene in a run down part of town in a shady motel, but the staff is really kind and welcoming, and it only looks shady because all of the decor is old and outdated. everything is actually clean, and only faintly smells like the scent of cigarettes.

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 7d

LMFAO

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 8d

sometimes i feel like im softening 🐟 up a little too much, but then i remember that he is a versatile character who expresses a wide range of emotions. I just lean further on his calmer, more chill attitude rather than, uh... this

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 8d

orgasm speedrun

🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 8d

eat up, or whatever
#peenpressure #nsfwart

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🔞tartar sauce connoisseur🔞 @spoofri.bsky.social · 9d

LMAO