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BREAKING: MAGA King falls from grace.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
BREAKING: MAGA King falls from grace.
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Pam Bondi is no better woman than Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pam Bondi is no better woman than Ghislaine Maxwell.
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It’s gonna be a wild weekend.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It’s gonna be a wild weekend.
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Trump lowered tariffs on beef, coffee, and dozens of other agricultural and food goods as his poll numbers tanked to 27–33 percent, proving that Americans are indeed paying his tariffs.
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trump lowered tariffs on beef, coffee, and dozens of other agricultural and food goods as his poll numbers tanked to 27–33 percent, proving that Americans are indeed paying his tariffs.
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The leopards are at it again.
This is perhaps the only thing House Republicans are getting right. The list of accomplishments is short.
The $500k corruption scheme. The fox is guarding the henhouse.
It makes me mad that these a$$holes will not be held accountable.
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
This is perhaps the only thing House Republicans are getting right. The list of accomplishments is short.
The $500k corruption scheme. The fox is guarding the henhouse.
It makes me mad that these a$$holes will not be held accountable.
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
House Republicans slam Senate litigation provision in funding bill: ‘Self-serving’
House Republicans and Democrats alike slammed a provision in the shutdown-ending funding measure that would give senators the opportunity to earn significant amounts of money from litigation challe…
thehill.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The leopards are at it again.
This is perhaps the only thing House Republicans are getting right. The list of accomplishments is short.
The $500k corruption scheme. The fox is guarding the henhouse.
It makes me mad that these a$$holes will not be held accountable.
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
This is perhaps the only thing House Republicans are getting right. The list of accomplishments is short.
The $500k corruption scheme. The fox is guarding the henhouse.
It makes me mad that these a$$holes will not be held accountable.
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
So it turns out all the MAGAs I thought were sarcastically asking “What’s a woman” were actually serious. 😳
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So it turns out all the MAGAs I thought were sarcastically asking “What’s a woman” were actually serious. 😳
I guess trump does know what the song YMCA is about after all.
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I guess trump does know what the song YMCA is about after all.
BREAKING: House Committee releases graphic photo from Epstein emails of Clinton giving Trump a cigar.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
BREAKING: House Committee releases graphic photo from Epstein emails of Clinton giving Trump a cigar.
BREAKING: From what limited data extracted out of the new Epstein emails, Chat GPT was abled to recreate a partial simulation of the event that transpired.
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
BREAKING: From what limited data extracted out of the new Epstein emails, Chat GPT was abled to recreate a partial simulation of the event that transpired.
There’s a good reason this dog doesn’t bark.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There’s a good reason this dog doesn’t bark.
BREAKING: Ex-weekend news host and alcoholic Pete Hegseth posts “Dept of War” sign to own the libs then takes a well earned drink to celebrate his achievement.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
BREAKING: Ex-weekend news host and alcoholic Pete Hegseth posts “Dept of War” sign to own the libs then takes a well earned drink to celebrate his achievement.
BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!
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The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
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Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’
people.com/lindsey-grah...
people.com/lindsey-grah...
Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham's Siri accidentally revealed what he was whispering into his phone in the Senate on Tuesday, Oct. 28
people.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’
people.com/lindsey-grah...
people.com/lindsey-grah...
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BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
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BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
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“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
Farmer Scott
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Farmer Scott
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Times like this we need an opposition party press secretary. The juxtaposition between Buttigieg as opposition Press secretary and this monstrosity could really help with midterms.
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Times like this we need an opposition party press secretary. The juxtaposition between Buttigieg as opposition Press secretary and this monstrosity could really help with midterms.
BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.
BREAKING: Alcoholic ex-weekend news host & secretary of the department of war cosplays as a pilot while being chauffeured in fighter jet for photo op.🫡
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
BREAKING: Alcoholic ex-weekend news host & secretary of the department of war cosplays as a pilot while being chauffeured in fighter jet for photo op.🫡