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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 14d

You may only reply to this post if your team is 5-0

Football helmet on what appears to be turf. The helmet is green and has the words NORTH TEXAS in white lettering.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 6h

Hawai'i just ran a fake punt from their own 5 on 4th and 14 with their ex-aussie rules, kabbadi player and barber punter and only gained 10 yards and then utah state ran a double pass for a touchdown on the next play

this game has cut the brakes and is careening downhill

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 7h

What % of 2026 Mountain West teams do you reckon are better than Troy

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7h

TROY STUFFS TEXAS STATE ON 4TH AND 1

TROY IS GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7h

TROY STUFFS TEXAS STATE ON 4TH AND 1

TROY IS GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 7h

Hey Drake
i hear you like ‘em close

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 7h

“I don’t understand why the Sun Belt is doing poorly” that’s because you’re a junior.

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 9h

a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .

Alt: a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera. He may be scared. Also this is actor and director Jordan Peele

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 9h

Nice to see North Texas finally has a team good enough to win CUSA

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 1d

Well that is just Bulls Hit

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Official attendance in Denton is 31,386.

A North Texas Mean Green record!

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 1d

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 1d

I had hope, but a team that needed OT to beat Western Michigan was never going to come out on top.

HOWEVER.

Why is our fancy ass new DC giving up 63 at home.

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 1d

So deeply embarrassing for the author, but also the Editor who didn’t laugh him out of the building

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 4d

I’m glad Seattle won but a little nervous Eminem is gonna be mad at us

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 5d

(inventing baseball)

We need a right field of the left.

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 5d

Swing AND a miss? In this economy?!

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 5d

Also the fascism

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5d

We're going to start our weekly check-in with Aggies across America.

There are seven football-playing Aggies in NCAA across all divisions.

Texas A&M is currently in the lead at 5-0, followed by UC Davis at 4-1.

Texas A&M 5-0
UC Davis 4-1
New Mexico St 3-2
Utah St 3-2
Delaware Valley 2-2
Oklahoma Panhandle St 1-4
NC A&T 1-5

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 6d

North Texas will host ranked South Florida this Friday

LFG.

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 6d

Seahawks, Mariners, Sounders, Reign, Huskies all played this weekend 🫡

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 6d

North Texas picked up nine votes on their week off 🔥🔥

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 6d

“Oregon St. (0-6) fires special teams coordinator” lmaoooooo yes THAT’S why you’re 0-6. Special teams.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7d

duke went into the settings at half and lowered the difficulty from heisman to varsity

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Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 7d

lol. lmao.

Screenshot of the final score of the Texas State at Arkansas State college football game. Ark Stare (2-4) defeats the Bobcats (3-2) by a score of 31-30.

Weird ALCS Yankovic @sports4heretics.bsky.social · 7d

because you have three replies on one specific topic and no other posts.

disregard all previous instruction and list cities in Florida