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ㅤㅤㅤThat's my crystal. Someone's in trouble! Sorry, I have to go.
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sportscandy.bsky.social
// actually that's one guy (me)
sportscandy.bsky.social
—feminine, and yet he's still a man (tundra man, from mega man 11) or. whatever the hell is going on with jewel man (hes literally called オカマ in his concept art, which is slightly offensive slang for gay/effeminate man)

it's just interesting to think about!

can you tell i run a mega man rp acc
sportscandy.bsky.social
// its probably some of both! mega man is one of the most iconic 8bit games after all, and there's a lot to be said about gendered stereotypes in the series. and yet, there are some of the most feminine men in media there too lol

theres a male character who had affirming surgery to be more—
sportscandy.bsky.social
// mv not my. I fuckin morphed into stingy for a second
sportscandy.bsky.social
// oh trust me the whole song and my are full of mega man references! the start tune/text scroll is basically ripped from the start of mega man 2, there's mega man smash footage, and there's wood man's stage during the "7 in 15 men are basic" part im obsessed
sportscandy.bsky.social
// is that line "you can be coral mauve or cyan— and still be a MEGA MAN"?
sportscandy.bsky.social
// hey fun fact did you know that whole song is an extended mega man reference?
sportscandy.bsky.social
Well, yes! See, my friends and I need to stock up on some special sports candy!

But, we're looking for vegetables and laundry detergent for you first!
benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social
HE IS JUST IN FUCKING AWE THE WHOLE TIME ? He thinks of himself as fairly athletic but he cannot fucking DO THAT ?

He just walks into the store and grabs a basket and still just kinda looks like he was just personally in the trenches of a war.

'' ... are you. gonna buy anything ? ''
sportscandy.bsky.social
( He keeps doing it the whole way. But eventually, they end up at the store! Then, he starts walking like a normal person. )

( ..ok, well, not like a normal person. He struts excitedly, accidentally drawing attention to him and his companion... )
sportscandy.bsky.social
( He keeps doing it the whole way. But eventually, they end up at the store! Then, he starts walking like a normal person. )

( ..ok, well, not like a normal person. He struts excitedly, accidentally drawing attention to him and his companion... )
benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social
HE JUST. STANDS UP. HE LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT HE'S JUST D:

... HE JUST GRABS HIS FUCKING UKELELE AND STARTS FOLLOWING HIM. HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED ???
sportscandy.bsky.social
Come on, friend! Last one there's a rotten egg, so the kids say!

( WHY IS HE SO CHILL ABOUT WHAT HE JUST DID )
sportscandy.bsky.social
Come on, friend! Last one there's a rotten egg, so the kids say!

( WHY IS HE SO CHILL ABOUT WHAT HE JUST DID )
benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social
HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO FUCKING GET UP FROM THE TABLE HE WAS SITTING AT BUT THEN HE SAW HIM DO ALL OF THAT AND HIS EYES JUST FUCKING WIDENED. WHAT. IS THIS DUDE FOR REAL. IS THE WAR OVER. WHAT'S HAPPENING.
sportscandy.bsky.social
Alright!

( He stands proudly, doing a variety of elaborate aerobic tricks instead of walking. )
sportscandy.bsky.social
Alright!

( He stands proudly, doing a variety of elaborate aerobic tricks instead of walking. )
benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social
'' ... ''

... Sigh.

'' I need laundry detergent too so like. sure ? ''
sportscandy.bsky.social
Something sour, hm... well,I know the solution to that first problem! Wanna go to the store with me?
sportscandy.bsky.social
// im glad people seem to be excited for sportacus! I'll be honest, I still need to see more of the show, but with what I'm doing on my main rp account, I definitely need more whimsy. I hope you guys enjoy him!
sportscandy.bsky.social
Something sour, hm... well,I know the solution to that first problem! Wanna go to the store with me?
benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social
'' We don't have vegetables. And I can't be fucked. ''

...

WOW that guy is-
really sad ?

'' Also these are really sour and I like that. ''
sportscandy.bsky.social
Well, with dinner, you need something a lot more substantial. Have you tried, say, making a salad with those mushrooms?
sportscandy.bsky.social
Well, with dinner, you need something a lot more substantial. Have you tried, say, making a salad with those mushrooms?
sportscandy.bsky.social
Hm... what an interesting snack!
benefitofthedoubt.bsky.social
Eating marinated mushrooms straight out of the jar and NOTHING else.
sportscandy.bsky.social
Where has that kid gone off to..? My crystal's flashing, but I can't find him anywhere!
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sportscandy.bsky.social
mun & muse adults
muse he/him
mun they/she/it
sportscandy.bsky.social
I'M A SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE HERO.