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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 16h

CHEESECAKE CHOMP

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 1d

Remeber V A P O R W A V E???

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 1d

Allism is stored in the foreskin send skeet

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 2d

Wow damn not good. Still you might be able to get someone to come pick it up for free rather than having to haul it yourself! People are really into SQ stuff.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 2d

Damn and those are supposed to be so good. Are you gonna resell it or just scrap it? People are really horny for those machines.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 2d

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 2d

Always funny to me how the same people who would howl about people speeding by their houses (that have speedbumps) are perfectly willing to go full throttle in their crossovers past everyone else's houses.

Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 3d

Cooper does his best to make himself look as tiny and miserable as possible when he's campaigning for extra walkies.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 3d

What does one do at BLFC? I've never been but we're going!

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

Went to bed and for some reason my youtube casted to the living room tv without asking me. Now @muttlymusings.bsky.social knows my shameful pre-sleep media habits (it's the cat massage lady video)

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

What phone do you have?

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

Lol! For real. I guess it figures after the 2nd time you must have meant to add a new word to the dictionary.

Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

Heheheh

Well personally I've been a SwiftKey Stan since it came out. It's a little dated now but the accuracy is excellent and the size and position customization is amaaazing. Also their quick punctuation feature is incredible.

They have it for ios but apple severely limits 3rd party keyboards.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

Omg "hitched" well I guess I can't complain about that one because it's a real word.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

I know I've hitched about it before but fuuuuuck typing is such a horrible experience on iphone. Why even bother including autocorrect if it will just happily allow "worjing" as if it's some common word. They really need to either fix the whole experience or take the chains off 3rd party keyboards.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

CHILI LIME ROLLED CORN TORTILLA CHIPSSSSSS

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

We were planning to chop down the haggard bird of paradise plant that lives below our electric box, so naturally it decided to throw up a few absolutely gorgeous blooms in less than a week. Dammit.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 4d

The Alaska one is legit bucket list. It's gotten crazy popular in the last couple years, so might be a little less cool. I have to imagine at some point it will get shut down either from the crowds or a car will finally make it to the crowd and hurt people lol.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 5d

Oooh is it supposed to actually be explicitly full contact? I never saw the actual rulebook but I assumed most people were not expecting actual contact except accidental.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 5d

Oh oh also! I want to go to the Alaska 4th of July Car Launch soooooo bad fuck.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 5d

Lol! Yesss for obscure local motorsports! I always kinda took issue with the inside/outside lane setup. It was almost impossible to overtake in one lap which made it a little uneven. Still a fun concept though.

Ever see the Rockford Figure 8 Trailer Race?

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe it's two different guys. I think the guy who eventually got tossed for pitting the firebird was also legit fast but he just started taking it too far and treating it like demo derby/NASCAR instead of a fun thing. Could be two different guys though.

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 5d

Nooo the black one? That guy was such a douche!

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Calamitous ORTBO @spottyskunk.bsky.social · 6d

Praying to the travel gods and coffee gods that your morning poop will arrive before you have to leave for the airport.

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