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@spraytrainer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
could a depressed person successfully get hired as a line cook and purchase a pistol from the dishwasher???
white people be like my wife only eats purina one salmon flavor
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
white people be like my wife only eats purina one salmon flavor
me on my way to get a piece of cheese from the fridge . me on the way to steal all the pills from your parents medicine cabinet. me on the way to your girl . me on the way to subjugate the inimitable fragments of the psyche shattered on the fulcrum of my desire . me on my way to purchase a p320 onli
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
me on my way to get a piece of cheese from the fridge . me on the way to steal all the pills from your parents medicine cabinet. me on the way to your girl . me on the way to subjugate the inimitable fragments of the psyche shattered on the fulcrum of my desire . me on my way to purchase a p320 onli
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hey man can i see ur phone for a second mines dead [logs into fur affinity and downloads 2900 images of brian Griffin wearing women's clothing before handing it bakc] thanks dude I seriously Needed that
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
hey man can i see ur phone for a second mines dead [logs into fur affinity and downloads 2900 images of brian Griffin wearing women's clothing before handing it bakc] thanks dude I seriously Needed that
hey man can i see ur phone for a second mines dead [logs into fur affinity and downloads 2900 images of brian Griffin wearing women's clothing before handing it bakc] thanks dude I seriously Needed that
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
hey man can i see ur phone for a second mines dead [logs into fur affinity and downloads 2900 images of brian Griffin wearing women's clothing before handing it bakc] thanks dude I seriously Needed that
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just saw a 23 minute episode of my strange addiction where this guy just fucked the absolute shit out of some twink in women's clothing
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
just saw a 23 minute episode of my strange addiction where this guy just fucked the absolute shit out of some twink in women's clothing
went to give her a handjob and i ripped the skin clean off on the first yank
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
went to give her a handjob and i ripped the skin clean off on the first yank
nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell
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if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it
ordering the blood relative that loves you like that from the in-n-out secret menu
January 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
ordering the blood relative that loves you like that from the in-n-out secret menu
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if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it
while my pussy gently weeps. yeah right
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
while my pussy gently weeps. yeah right
this is exactly how it feels to jerk off in front of a loved one
January 9, 2026 at 7:51 AM
this is exactly how it feels to jerk off in front of a loved one
my therapist dreams of the day the light will fade from my wicked little eyes
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
my therapist dreams of the day the light will fade from my wicked little eyes
dont u wish ur pussy was a prismatic channel that fragments the will of all living things within like me
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
dont u wish ur pussy was a prismatic channel that fragments the will of all living things within like me
white people act on their homosexual impulses once and start saying shit like i have got to fucking kill myself
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
white people act on their homosexual impulses once and start saying shit like i have got to fucking kill myself
loading screen tip that asks you if you charged the batteries to your girlfriends remote prostate massager
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
loading screen tip that asks you if you charged the batteries to your girlfriends remote prostate massager
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i miss peeing in the basement sink after drinking 17 ice cold beers with my friends
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
i miss peeing in the basement sink after drinking 17 ice cold beers with my friends
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
real ass cows be like im lactating a bit different these days
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
real ass cows be like im lactating a bit different these days
im dead out here on the pasture mooing different
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
im dead out here on the pasture mooing different