No Fiyero cheeks I demanded a refund after the film
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
No Fiyero cheeks I demanded a refund after the film
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Me everytime I google anything lately 😌😂
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me everytime I google anything lately 😌😂
The wicked sequel is what I imagine sleeping with Jonathan Bailey a second time would be like
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The wicked sequel is what I imagine sleeping with Jonathan Bailey a second time would be like
When are we getting a Sherri Rene Scott Heather Headley “For Good”
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When are we getting a Sherri Rene Scott Heather Headley “For Good”
Nothing is funnier than trump being like “well I’m a socialist maybe lol”
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nothing is funnier than trump being like “well I’m a socialist maybe lol”
If you had told my younger self taking backshots in the bathroom of the saloon that I’d be the co treasurer of a pta in my 40s I would not have believed you
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you had told my younger self taking backshots in the bathroom of the saloon that I’d be the co treasurer of a pta in my 40s I would not have believed you
I feel like me and @drunkgrindr.bsky.social would be friends irl
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I feel like me and @drunkgrindr.bsky.social would be friends irl
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Happy Ronnukah Eve to all who celebrate!
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Happy Ronnukah Eve to all who celebrate!
No many of us have been saying this since 2016 and we think those who are realizing it now are insane
So the occupant of our White House is cool with pedophilia and we’re just going to carry on like everything is normal?
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
No many of us have been saying this since 2016 and we think those who are realizing it now are insane
Oh no I’m getting abs again :/
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh no I’m getting abs again :/
Gay guys now:
“Bro I wanna trump your big beautiful bill”
“Bro I wanna trump your big beautiful bill”
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Gay guys now:
“Bro I wanna trump your big beautiful bill”
“Bro I wanna trump your big beautiful bill”
I know trump has Clinton saved in his phone as “capri sun bill”
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I know trump has Clinton saved in his phone as “capri sun bill”
Back when we put two spaces between sentences 🥲
Space is so cool
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Back when we put two spaces between sentences 🥲
I cannot believe we are starving Americans and adding a ballroom to the White House at the same time. It is like the plot of the worst show on television but real.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I cannot believe we are starving Americans and adding a ballroom to the White House at the same time. It is like the plot of the worst show on television but real.
No one:
Nonprofit performing arts centers trying to reach their rental goals for the year:
Nonprofit performing arts centers trying to reach their rental goals for the year:
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
No one:
Nonprofit performing arts centers trying to reach their rental goals for the year:
Nonprofit performing arts centers trying to reach their rental goals for the year:
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The hot gay Kennedy I support is @jamesholod.bsky.social actually
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The hot gay Kennedy I support is @jamesholod.bsky.social actually
Pro tip:
Before you sleep with someone, have them load your dishwasher.
1) you learn if they are good person (can load the dishwasher correctly vs the bad people who load it like crazy people)
2) you don’t have to load the dishwasher after sex
Before you sleep with someone, have them load your dishwasher.
1) you learn if they are good person (can load the dishwasher correctly vs the bad people who load it like crazy people)
2) you don’t have to load the dishwasher after sex
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Pro tip:
Before you sleep with someone, have them load your dishwasher.
1) you learn if they are good person (can load the dishwasher correctly vs the bad people who load it like crazy people)
2) you don’t have to load the dishwasher after sex
Before you sleep with someone, have them load your dishwasher.
1) you learn if they are good person (can load the dishwasher correctly vs the bad people who load it like crazy people)
2) you don’t have to load the dishwasher after sex
Kim Davis’ alt twitter is definitely just gay porn videos
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Kim Davis’ alt twitter is definitely just gay porn videos
You can tell people who are new to fundraising work - look we’re all fun and games with our donors until it’s a week before the gala and they haven’t sent guest names. Now we’re enemies.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You can tell people who are new to fundraising work - look we’re all fun and games with our donors until it’s a week before the gala and they haven’t sent guest names. Now we’re enemies.
I just know Juilliard alum Oscar Isaac smells goodAF
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I just know Juilliard alum Oscar Isaac smells goodAF
@disgracedtwink.bsky.social did you go to the park slope crunch this morning
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@disgracedtwink.bsky.social did you go to the park slope crunch this morning
You go to Demi Plie when it gets good
Why do I jerk off on the couch in, like, ballet second position?
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You go to Demi Plie when it gets good