e.g. Spudly
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These vapid little epistles keep backing up in me and if I don't release them they will burst out making the Johnstown flood look like a small dog piddling on Mt. Denali.
Many many online observations about the face llifted Malania, Piffle, it is just a job promotion for one of the many body doubles.
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Many many online observations about the face llifted Malania, Piffle, it is just a job promotion for one of the many body doubles.
If our gilded gob kissed a princess, she would turn into a toad. An exceedingly ugly toad. A toxic short horned lizard toad.
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 AM
If our gilded gob kissed a princess, she would turn into a toad. An exceedingly ugly toad. A toxic short horned lizard toad.
Does anyone who dances like a three legged cow really need a ballroom?
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Does anyone who dances like a three legged cow really need a ballroom?
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Our malignant narcissist is blaming his doctors for his declining health. Dollars will get you donuts that he will blame the undertaker for his demise.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Our malignant narcissist is blaming his doctors for his declining health. Dollars will get you donuts that he will blame the undertaker for his demise.
The real purpose for the gilded ballroom is to give the deluded, deranged demented dopey Don a venue for swanning about among fabulously rich patrons with a collection plate garnering all manner of fungible tribute. Just like Mar-A-Lago.
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The real purpose for the gilded ballroom is to give the deluded, deranged demented dopey Don a venue for swanning about among fabulously rich patrons with a collection plate garnering all manner of fungible tribute. Just like Mar-A-Lago.
Old Oleo has changed his mind and now wants the 100 golden Trump tribute statues from the governors to be scaled to 60 feet height for placing around the gilded ballroom.
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Old Oleo has changed his mind and now wants the 100 golden Trump tribute statues from the governors to be scaled to 60 feet height for placing around the gilded ballroom.
Ol' Decorator Donnie will be shutting down the Kennedy Center for refurbishment. Want to bet that it will be a suitable venue for roller derbies, cage matches and beauty queen pageants? Also a recreation of the Ryman Theater in Nashville.
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Ol' Decorator Donnie will be shutting down the Kennedy Center for refurbishment. Want to bet that it will be a suitable venue for roller derbies, cage matches and beauty queen pageants? Also a recreation of the Ryman Theater in Nashville.
Our malignant narcissist is blaming his doctors for his declining health. Dollars will get you donuts that he will blame the undertaker for his demise.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Our malignant narcissist is blaming his doctors for his declining health. Dollars will get you donuts that he will blame the undertaker for his demise.
Well he did it. The lying, cheating, fornicating, black hearted son of Mary has buried the curse of Epstein. Well, now, get your heads out of your asses and get back to the real task at hand.
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Well he did it. The lying, cheating, fornicating, black hearted son of Mary has buried the curse of Epstein. Well, now, get your heads out of your asses and get back to the real task at hand.
Our great golden champion has announced that he personally will sign and hand deliver each and every rebate check that we have been promised in 2025. He will do the distribution from the Golden Coach of State grifted by Charles III. The distribution schedule will be available in two weeks.
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Our great golden champion has announced that he personally will sign and hand deliver each and every rebate check that we have been promised in 2025. He will do the distribution from the Golden Coach of State grifted by Charles III. The distribution schedule will be available in two weeks.
Comforting thought - Melania has a lying, cheating, pedo perv that smells of shit as her live meat dildo.
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Comforting thought - Melania has a lying, cheating, pedo perv that smells of shit as her live meat dildo.
Has anyone verified that it is his tiny little thumb that he is sticking into other peoples pies?
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Has anyone verified that it is his tiny little thumb that he is sticking into other peoples pies?
It really fries your Grunion when the lying loser who should be trusted with nothing demands and is given access to everything.
How soon before he demands and is given the keys to Ft. Knox?
How soon before he demands and is given the keys to Ft. Knox?
January 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It really fries your Grunion when the lying loser who should be trusted with nothing demands and is given access to everything.
How soon before he demands and is given the keys to Ft. Knox?
How soon before he demands and is given the keys to Ft. Knox?
The Mar-A-Lago 5 star Luxury Catering Service is pleased to make available a limited number of porcupine pies which have been beautifully crafted from locally sourced ingredients. Order soon as this offer cannot be repeated. Order at DJTCatering.com. RFK approved by MAHA board.
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The Mar-A-Lago 5 star Luxury Catering Service is pleased to make available a limited number of porcupine pies which have been beautifully crafted from locally sourced ingredients. Order soon as this offer cannot be repeated. Order at DJTCatering.com. RFK approved by MAHA board.
It's 1/23/26 with gale force winds, 40 below wind chill and snow with a strong contingent of ICE protesters along the State Highway in my tiny Minnesota red neck town. God's blessings on you my gentle chilly souls.
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It's 1/23/26 with gale force winds, 40 below wind chill and snow with a strong contingent of ICE protesters along the State Highway in my tiny Minnesota red neck town. God's blessings on you my gentle chilly souls.
The Smithsonian pedo pic is a masterwork of composition. Silverback pose, head and hands forward, belly and butt toward back and voila, bigley head and hands, small belly and tight butt to capture his vital manliness and fronted with a scowl worthy of the Hollywood best. Great, simply great pic.
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The Smithsonian pedo pic is a masterwork of composition. Silverback pose, head and hands forward, belly and butt toward back and voila, bigley head and hands, small belly and tight butt to capture his vital manliness and fronted with a scowl worthy of the Hollywood best. Great, simply great pic.
Lest we forget, Hitler was well liked.
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Lest we forget, Hitler was well liked.
Since the polecat putz objects to tar and feathers, would tar and gold leaf be more agreeable?
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Since the polecat putz objects to tar and feathers, would tar and gold leaf be more agreeable?
Our piggy prez has the rare skill of making massive cuts to spending even as he makes even more massive increases to our debt. How he manages to do this in not known but it is believed to involve a private bank in Qatar.
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Our piggy prez has the rare skill of making massive cuts to spending even as he makes even more massive increases to our debt. How he manages to do this in not known but it is believed to involve a private bank in Qatar.
Mike Johnson, Squeaker Of The House. Truly amazing in the number of words he can throw out while barely moving his lips. I date myself terribly but he is reminiscent of radio ventriloquist Edgar Bergen with puppets Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd. Edgar was funnier.
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Mike Johnson, Squeaker Of The House. Truly amazing in the number of words he can throw out while barely moving his lips. I date myself terribly but he is reminiscent of radio ventriloquist Edgar Bergen with puppets Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd. Edgar was funnier.
Football player Alan Ameche known as "the Iron Horse" disintered himself today to present tRUMP with his Heisman Trophy from 1954. "He's a greater sportsman than me, far greater, nobody better than him ever. He earned it, he deserves it. Greatest in history. I only wish it were real gold."
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Football player Alan Ameche known as "the Iron Horse" disintered himself today to present tRUMP with his Heisman Trophy from 1954. "He's a greater sportsman than me, far greater, nobody better than him ever. He earned it, he deserves it. Greatest in history. I only wish it were real gold."
It's gonna be Queen Skank and her toy boy consort, King Shitzalot the First from here on out so get used to it..
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
It's gonna be Queen Skank and her toy boy consort, King Shitzalot the First from here on out so get used to it..
IT's working. tRump is threatening enough wars across the globe to push Epstein off the front page. Focus, focus, focus people. Impeach, convict, incarcerate and then and only then worry about correcting the small stuff.
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
IT's working. tRump is threatening enough wars across the globe to push Epstein off the front page. Focus, focus, focus people. Impeach, convict, incarcerate and then and only then worry about correcting the small stuff.
We all know that our Shiny Oleo Oligarch is too dumb to be the captain of this Duck Boat of State so who is that has their hands on the oars? Is it Putin, Miller, Belial, the Metropolitan of Constantinople, Musk?
What's your guess?
What's your guess?
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
We all know that our Shiny Oleo Oligarch is too dumb to be the captain of this Duck Boat of State so who is that has their hands on the oars? Is it Putin, Miller, Belial, the Metropolitan of Constantinople, Musk?
What's your guess?
What's your guess?
The latest White House XO directs that Martin Luther King day has been renamed and is now Donald J. Trump King day. This was done to eliminate too much wokeness and disrespect coming from those uppity c****.
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The latest White House XO directs that Martin Luther King day has been renamed and is now Donald J. Trump King day. This was done to eliminate too much wokeness and disrespect coming from those uppity c****.