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@spudswife.bsky.social

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Jul 14

THE DANGEROUS, MUTE LUNATIC.

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( if rattman could have the Companion Cube, i want GLaDOS ( send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send tweet send twee

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( no no its the perfect chell-blunt, back in GLaDOS day they would call this a fag! )

( a gay person, wrapped in a carpet? Set on fire? )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

a woman in a dress and high heels is laying on a rug .

ALT: a woman in a dress and high heels is laying on a rug .

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LOVELY EMBRACE OF YOUR WIFES BREATH IN YOUR LUNGS… )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress standing in a room .

Alt: SWOONING

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𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Aug 7

that is not the expression of someone who's been threatening.
what are you thinking?

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( our 💞💞 wedding 💞💞 day 💞💞 )

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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · Aug 5

What if your computer could teach you how to use it? (Source.)

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( cant hear ya, tiny grubby human fingers are clinging to GLaDOS now )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( if she had lipstick, GLaDOS would be entirely lipstick colored right now )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

a close up of a cartoon character with a red and blue background

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( MAYBE YOU WANT A LIL SUGAR, EH ONE-EYE??? )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( GLaDOS YOU WHORE )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( THE SUBJECT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( well pucker up, big mommy boomstick is on her way )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( fo shizzle )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( fizzled. . . )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

a man in a green jacket is kneeling on the grass

ALT: a man in a green jacket is kneeling on the grass

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( waitwaitWAITWAI

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𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Aug 7

even now
you have this stupid look on your face.
hold still.
im dropping a companion cube right on your head.

just don't move.

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𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Aug 7

im beginning to think you're the machine here
just running around doing as your told
emotionless
rebelling against your master.

bad robot
i should throw wrenches at your head.

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𝐆 𝐋 𝐚 𝐃 𝐎 𝐒 @impassiveintellect.bsky.social · Aug 7

i think I'll forgive you. for making eyes at that turret
see that?
twice I've forgiven you.

you can't even do that once.

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#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( . . . )

#p0rt4l l0v3r @spudswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

( WAIT )

( staring bug-like at the cameras .. )