Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)
@sqlstudent144.bsky.social
I was offered a wizard's hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Honored to have been a MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him
I was just told I'm the token Jew in my family by my 16yo. 😂
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I was just told I'm the token Jew in my family by my 16yo. 😂
This IKEA table has been used by Santa in our house for 18 years now. It doesn't matter where we hide it, he finds it and sets it up.
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This IKEA table has been used by Santa in our house for 18 years now. It doesn't matter where we hide it, he finds it and sets it up.
It's 80f degrees, I feel like crud, and we had a water main break, so we are under a boil order. That said, my wife has been sitting in our driveway giving out hot chocolate and cookies and collecting donations to help protect abused kids. All in all, I have to say I'm pretty lucky. Happy holidays ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's 80f degrees, I feel like crud, and we had a water main break, so we are under a boil order. That said, my wife has been sitting in our driveway giving out hot chocolate and cookies and collecting donations to help protect abused kids. All in all, I have to say I'm pretty lucky. Happy holidays ❤️
Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee!
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee!
My son did a thing.
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My son did a thing.
Someone mentioned "Fish Heads" this morning, and the song immediately started playing in my head. Now it's your problem too. 😂😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qgu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qgu...
Fish Heads
YouTube video by Barnes & Barnes - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Someone mentioned "Fish Heads" this morning, and the song immediately started playing in my head. Now it's your problem too. 😂😂
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qgu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qgu...
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Happy Holidays!
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy Holidays!
No matter how big the kitchen, you realize just how small it is during the last 30 minutes of cooking for Thanksgiving. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
No matter how big the kitchen, you realize just how small it is during the last 30 minutes of cooking for Thanksgiving. 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving, friends giving, or whatever you choose to celebrate today. Regardless I am thankful for you. ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, friends giving, or whatever you choose to celebrate today. Regardless I am thankful for you. ❤️
Me to 22yo: Thanks for helping around the house.
Him: It's what I was made for.
Me: Literally.
Him: I know.
😂😂
Him: It's what I was made for.
Me: Literally.
Him: I know.
😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me to 22yo: Thanks for helping around the house.
Him: It's what I was made for.
Me: Literally.
Him: I know.
😂😂
Him: It's what I was made for.
Me: Literally.
Him: I know.
😂😂
I've felt off all morning and I just realized it's because I never got my coffee. 😂☕☕☕
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I've felt off all morning and I just realized it's because I never got my coffee. 😂☕☕☕
I really hate it when I'm working with someone on a problem and I get answers completely unrelated to the questions I'm asking.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I really hate it when I'm working with someone on a problem and I get answers completely unrelated to the questions I'm asking.
I'm so proud of this. My wife said no sadly but I still find it hilarious.
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm so proud of this. My wife said no sadly but I still find it hilarious.
I was just typing "disks" and almost made a really horrible mistype. Thank goodness I caught it. 😂😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was just typing "disks" and almost made a really horrible mistype. Thank goodness I caught it. 😂😂
Going through some of my old tech books, anyone want these? First come first served.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Going through some of my old tech books, anyone want these? First come first served.
I love the new "I'm feeling blind today" mode in the new SQL Server Management Studio! (You can find it under "Presenter Mode")
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love the new "I'm feeling blind today" mode in the new SQL Server Management Studio! (You can find it under "Presenter Mode")
During a discussion at work we agreed we love the magic IT fairy that comes around and randomly fixes things without us having to do any work.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
During a discussion at work we agreed we love the magic IT fairy that comes around and randomly fixes things without us having to do any work.
Really Wayfair?
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Really Wayfair?
I'm listening to an old Heavy Metal song atm. We've also got some flooring work going on. They started grinding down some old tile, and it honestly took me a minute to realize it wasn't part of the song. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm listening to an old Heavy Metal song atm. We've also got some flooring work going on. They started grinding down some old tile, and it honestly took me a minute to realize it wasn't part of the song. 😂
Parasocialism is so wild. Even knowing what it is and why I still get caught by it every now and again.
October 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Parasocialism is so wild. Even knowing what it is and why I still get caught by it every now and again.
I was looking at a thread where it was pointed out that "Information Technology" or IT is a broad category. I'm trying to think of any other job class that's as diverse but I'm coming up kind of blank. Maybe Medicine? There has to be something. What am I missing?
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was looking at a thread where it was pointed out that "Information Technology" or IT is a broad category. I'm trying to think of any other job class that's as diverse but I'm coming up kind of blank. Maybe Medicine? There has to be something. What am I missing?
I just had to pull a list of all datetime columns in a database. I then grouped on the column name to see how many of them were create/modified date columns. I'm now countin how many different ways they were named. 😂 I'm up to 4 (maybe 5) so far.
October 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I just had to pull a list of all datetime columns in a database. I then grouped on the column name to see how many of them were create/modified date columns. I'm now countin how many different ways they were named. 😂 I'm up to 4 (maybe 5) so far.
The pepper went to jail. For a salt. It has to do its thyme.
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The pepper went to jail. For a salt. It has to do its thyme.