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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)

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I was offered a wizard's hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Honored to have been a MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 22h

Nice to meet you Bored. I'm so tired.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 1d

Don't know, don't wanna know. 😂😂

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 1d

Not so much misspellings as variations on a theme.
Created_Date
Date_Created
CreatedDate
CreatedOn

Date_Modified
Modified_Date
Last_Modified_Date
ModifiedOn
modify_date
Last_Modified

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 1d

I just had to pull a list of all datetime columns in a database. I then grouped on the column name to see how many of them were create/modified date columns. I'm now countin how many different ways they were named. 😂 I'm up to 4 (maybe 5) so far.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 1d

We had ducks at my high school. I wonder if they are still there.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 3d

I'm curious how many people actually know what a peacock sounds like.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 5d

That kind of makes me wonder, how did you and @andy.teamgay.org meet? I met my wife online on an early text based MMO.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 10d

The pepper went to jail. For a salt. It has to do its thyme.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 10d

Nice!

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 11d

3d prints w supports can look really funny.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 12d

Yea, but the don't have much money so it would be a cruddy car. It was a pretty amusing mistake though.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 12d

It's been a while, but many many years ago (30+ years), back when I was working in Foxpro, I accidentially ran a cross join one Friday afternoon. When I came back Monday the output had taken over the entire file server and crashed it.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 13d

Me: To whoever stole my MS Office, I will find you! You have my word!

16yo: Don't worry, I excel at vengeance. It's one of my power points.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 13d

So probably ok if its a fairly busy table.

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 14d

#sqlhelp Does anyone know of any downsides to using OPTIMIZE_FOR_SEQUENTIAL_KEY?

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✨ Erinyes ✨ @erinyes.diy · 18d

our top neurodivergents have good jobs in pharma so when u rly think about it,, autism causes tylenol

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 18d

Highlighter blue maybe?

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 18d

While that makes complete sense it's still a PIA. 😂

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 18d

Yea, it's a little weird since I'm pretty sure they are moving us to a new box when we increase vCores etc. So it shouldn't be a big deal with do the same and let us change TZ.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 18d

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 19d

Not sure about shape, but there must be some type of requirement that they've never studied history.

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 20d

#sqlhelp Has anyone figured out a way to change the time zone setting on an Azure Managed Instance? I know the documentation says it's not possible, I'm just hoping it's wrong or out of date or maybe someone figured out a hack?

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sqlflipflopsdba.bsky.social @sqlflipflopsdba.bsky.social · 20d

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Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 20d

😂😂😂

Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent) @sqlstudent144.bsky.social · 21d

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