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evie the horms
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25yo canadian trans rubber horse girl, sqrrk minors DNI, NSFW trains are cool :> anus appreciator sidlink & midlink believer
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We didn’t want it in 1776 and we don’t want it now.
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A mask from the past. Still fits invasively and perfectly...

By Aji/lizardman1990 on Twitter
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And of course a reward for the former hero letting go so easily
If this had audio it would be dodgeball sounds
bread with onion & mushrooms, good shit all around
- any time i go to five guys i get a burg with jalapeno, A1, and onions uwu
i will now proceed to list my favourites
- deli ham, microwaved 30s, hashbrown, sriracha sauce, on everything bagel - exchange bagels for poppyseed/sesame as available, or ham with peameal, or sriracha with other hot sauces
- this one open face steak sandwich at a local pub that does it on garlic-
HEY YOU ->
GO COMMISSION MY FRIEND
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Commissions are still open! This time with a slightly updated sheet! Less wordy and more detailed!

Sharing is appreciated!

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Abuse any nepotism you can, my current job i got through a hiring agency and the one before that i snagged thanks to an old university professor
Yeah… it makes me think “is this really it? Is this what life is? This fucking sucks”
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stop taking off clothes!! put on more latex instead
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Spooktober Day 18: Bounty, featuring shastakytes
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Please contact your senators about KOSA. This bill has amassed a lot of cosponsors.

We can beat this, but we need people to call, email and send letters en mass. Please try to contact your reps as often as you are able to and encourage people you know to join you!

#SaveSpeech

If you're like me and you are struggling to contact your senators re: KOSA via their phone lines this week, I recommend attempting to send physical letters or emails in the meantime.

Here is a script you can use to contact your reps!

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Fuck u mean wrong??? That’s clearly the correct answer
if you lick his nuts do you get high off his poison
Kubota??? Like the people that make tractors and construction equipment???
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It feels like an anti renaissance.
Skill is being eroded away and putting effort into anything when a machine can do it for you is being mocked.
Seeing more people being booted from pay-cunt and patre-fuck for making adult stuff whilst ai profits from the same shit.
ERGH. I need a pick me up stat.
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Shoutout your friends, namedrop their characters, steal your inspirations’ famous turns of phrase. Inferno, Edda, R3K. The history of fiction is fanfiction; the construction of a canon is mostly reinterpretation.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
There are mystery dungeon games that aren’t pokemon???

Also i should try pmd some more sometime
Honestly… yeah, just gimme a day of just squished in warm rubber
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She knows best. Be a good host and slip into your Halloween costume for t̸͠h͏̛e̛̛̕ ̨͏é͢͡v́e̶͢n̷ing͡ ̵͢th̵̀é̵ ҉̷w̴̸̛eek̛̕ ͟͝t̶̢h͜e͝ ̷mo҉nt͏h ̨͝t͡h҉e͠ ̢̛y͜ea̴̴r͘ ̶̛fo̧r͟͟e҉̢v̨̕͡e͘r͘͢ ̸f͠o̧rèv̧͢e̷̸͢r͝ ͡f̛͏o̵͝r̢e̷͘v̴̶e͞r͢ ̵̕F̢̛O̶҉̢REV̸̢҉ER͠ FOREVER

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