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@squeeezle.bsky.social

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 11d

everyone's favorite tumblr sexyWEASEL has breached containment into the real world

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Spyke @doritoderg.bsky.social · 8h

Y’all don’t learn to never get close proximity to a gator with your lunch, it will be gone in their gurgling labyrinth

A Creative Freedom comm for @juicygatorade.bsky.social

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Atherol @atherol.bsky.social · 13h

#Kinktober2025
Day 10: Tentacles

Got a bit carried away with this one oops

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an otter you can’t refuse @grublet.bsky.social · 16h

wii shovelware racing game where your choices matter

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hauntedmusubi🎃🐰🔞 @mofumusubi.bsky.social · 17h

Me the entire time I was working on this. Btw

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hauntedmusubi🎃🐰🔞 @mofumusubi.bsky.social · 22h

My existence isn’t close to enough to satiate the Vampire King, but he’s happy to snuff it out anyways…

#M/Fvore #sizedifference #vore

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Alice Screams @alicesqueaks.bsky.social · 22h

Balance scale

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WumberSlup - FURPOC 2025 @wonderslug.bsky.social · 16h

Anise's slow night shift

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Ennis☀️ @ennokos.bsky.social · 1d

Horse standing by a sunset with the text I forgot what I was gonna say

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 22h

I remember waking up and laughing my ass off because I was dreaming about aliens doing a procedure on me and the doctors were just like "alright let's get you out of here"

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 22h

LMAO YEAH that was the fun part

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 22h

It's pretty bad, even after I got them removed

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Honeydew!🔞 @honeydew-haydee.bsky.social · Jan 24

Haydee and their big stupid COCK???

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naelstrof @naelstrof.bsky.social · 10d

It's my husband's birthday so I made @gruffad.bsky.social a little animation! Happy birthday!

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 1d

It is really good, been finally getting into it recently

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a million bucks @calebcorduroy.bsky.social · 7d

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · May 21

His alcohol tolerance became nonexistent

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · Jun 15

oh my god man

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · Jun 25

Stupid fat bumbling oaf asgore

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🔞GhoulzDroolz🧟‍♂️ @foolzdroolz.bsky.social · Jul 30

Tiny
#bzrknsfw

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🔞GhoulzDroolz🧟‍♂️ @foolzdroolz.bsky.social · 20d

Devils Bath Boys

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 1d

(watercolor for @imp.wtf !!!!!)

REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 1d

EEEVIIIIILLLL MUAHAHAAHAHAHA

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🔞 Flomsnakes 🔞 @flomsnakes.bsky.social · Aug 7

Woah! This Powerwild looks rather different from the rest, and bears a strong resemblance to @dizzzypup.being.dog...

Coincidence? I think not!

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 1d

THESE END TONIGHT TOO!!!!

REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 11d

I will also be opening restock pre-orders for the Rhydon Standee!
If the Nidorinas sell out within this timeframe, I will also open restock preorders for them! (their preorder window will adjust accordingly)

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REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 1d

ENDS TONIGHT!!!!!!!

REOPENING 10/13 @squeeezle.bsky.social · 11d

everyone's favorite tumblr sexyWEASEL has breached containment into the real world

minkmart.bigcartel.com

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