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Something Squishy Toys

@squishytoys.bsky.social

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Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable. Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est somethingsquishytoys.com

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 3h

Ohhh I really like a lot of these! Especially silicos

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 4h

I also really like how this ravioli turned out.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 4h

Good morning. Who’s hungry???
(New inclusion: cheery rounds. Let’s have a generic-brand naming not-contest)

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 5h

Muahaha!
But Also if you go back far enough here (or check insta) I have some where I did the ravioli in the cranberry sauce lol

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 12h

Twist my arm lol. How many do you think you’d want? I can see about pricing tomorrow maybe.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16h

Remember the ravioli inclusions???
Well I made another batch.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16h

Oh look. Real footage of my cats lol

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16h

I could sell those lol. They’re basically real size though

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 21h

You can demold stuff way before the final cure time if you don’t mind them being sticky and overly soft

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 23h

Concentrated candy corn juice
(It hasn’t been degassed yet. Don’t freak out about the bubbles lol)

I redid the candy corn molds recently so they’re easier to use and more efficient to batch out and pour. It’s great lol.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 2d

Here's the shows I'm doing:
Oct 17-18: Fetish Flea in Ohio
Oct 24-26: Exxxotica NJ
Oct 31-Nov2: Nekocon VA

Shipping and custom pouring might be kind of hit or miss during those weeks since I'll have like 3 days at home between each show, so if you want stuff, grab it before I go to be safe.

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 2d

Reworking my ghost molds.
Also in the next few days I'm going to do a small random drop with a soft release of a new model and some new inclusions/patterns.

Next Thurs (10/16) I'm going to leave for my first of 3 consecutive traveling shows, so I'm prepping for that. Cont.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 14d

I got a bunch of people lol. I also had to give a lot of kids real markers because they wanted to doodle 😂

I might start doing this at more shows though because it was kind of funny.

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 14d

The silicone ones are actually just because I had the other ones lol. Still working on the shark in silicone

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 15d

At a normie art market just trolling people with squishy markers.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 15d

Wahahahaha. Amazing. This is the content I want on social media.

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16d

There are plans lol

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16d

I’ll put them up as mtos at some point. There will be more lol.

I like that people actually want them though 😂 making silly stuff brings me joy.

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16d

Drop is properly live now.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16d

Drop is slowly going live... If you want to check out in multiple batches as the rest of the stuff comes back into stock, no worries.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16d

Those were actually me just going a little extra on a guided surprise. iirc the person liked green and red and i was like 'well i guess i am compelled to do watermelons now' lol

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 16d

Pre-Shop is up!
The 115 new items will go live in ~6.3 hrs.

I have some unusual batch stuff in here (new inclusions, a butter, little watermelons, and some sweet pink abalone) as well as a truly alarming number of discounted abalone packers &dilds because I had a *REALLY* cursed abalone batch.

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 17d

I googled it - there are no regional spellings I can find XD
I also can't spell 'business' though... ('buisiness', 'buisness' etc). I'm realizing I might just have issues with words that start with 'biz' as a sound.

Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 17d

Did somebody mention BREAD PRODUCTS????!!!!!!! XD
(I know it's not a biscuit, but close enough)

(also biscuit is one of the words I cannot spell to save my life. I usually do 'bisquite' or 'bisquit' or 'buisquite'. Like it's actually a nightmare)

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Something Squishy Toys @squishytoys.bsky.social · 17d

I decided to just go ahead and make a butter and see what happened and, ngl, I think they look better in silicone than they do in the sculpt :P

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