……and please dump the box on the front doorstep, in full view, and run off - being careful not to make any noise to alert the residents that delivery has been made

……said no one ever.

Please don't insult orangutans in this way.

I had ordered a Tesla 18 months ago, but cancelled the order when I started to sense that Musk was an idiot and ordered a non-Tesla EV. So thankful that I did. And those Cybertrucks look like an expensive dumpster, but not as robust.

Although most of our Teslas are imported from China, but I’m sure we can work something out.

…….starting with Tesla cars

I'll believe it when I see it. I suspect that Spotify keeps dangling the carrot of HiFi to ensure Spotify users keep paying too much for poor quality audio.

I was thinking we could rename Cataract Gorge as Gina's Crevice

The thing opponents of Vokuntary Assisted Dying fail never realise is that it will not result in more people dying. However, it will greatly reduce the number of people suffering before they die.

Hi Jo

Daphne in Australia send you lots of love and was going to bring you her favourite toy, but Jersey is a bit far.

How do I stop all these cat posts on my discover feed? I don’t mind the odd cat post, but it is about 90% of my feed.

Was Jim Morrison one of the wise men?