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they eat their own young,
and then call their own obscene obesity
"good fortune,"
and proof that god loves them.
and then call their own obscene obesity
"good fortune,"
and proof that god loves them.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
they eat their own young,
and then call their own obscene obesity
"good fortune,"
and proof that god loves them.
and then call their own obscene obesity
"good fortune,"
and proof that god loves them.
zombie jeff just won't stay in his grave.
even now he reaches from it to grab donnie by the throat.
he's certainly already chewing on donnie's brains.
even now he reaches from it to grab donnie by the throat.
he's certainly already chewing on donnie's brains.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
zombie jeff just won't stay in his grave.
even now he reaches from it to grab donnie by the throat.
he's certainly already chewing on donnie's brains.
even now he reaches from it to grab donnie by the throat.
he's certainly already chewing on donnie's brains.
perhaps the gatsby theme was inadvertent messaging.
consider: the core of gatsby is that,
in spite of the gold and glitter and hard-partying lifestyle,
gatsby himself is an empty gilded fake.
consider: the core of gatsby is that,
in spite of the gold and glitter and hard-partying lifestyle,
gatsby himself is an empty gilded fake.
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
perhaps the gatsby theme was inadvertent messaging.
consider: the core of gatsby is that,
in spite of the gold and glitter and hard-partying lifestyle,
gatsby himself is an empty gilded fake.
consider: the core of gatsby is that,
in spite of the gold and glitter and hard-partying lifestyle,
gatsby himself is an empty gilded fake.
60+ notches on his gun,
(publicly anyway ... maybe others ...)
without remorse or consequence,
evidence or due process.
the blood lust is on him now -
they say the first kills are the hardest,
it gets easier,
it has given no cause for pause
or ethical discomfort
to destructo & his maga minions.
(publicly anyway ... maybe others ...)
without remorse or consequence,
evidence or due process.
the blood lust is on him now -
they say the first kills are the hardest,
it gets easier,
it has given no cause for pause
or ethical discomfort
to destructo & his maga minions.
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
60+ notches on his gun,
(publicly anyway ... maybe others ...)
without remorse or consequence,
evidence or due process.
the blood lust is on him now -
they say the first kills are the hardest,
it gets easier,
it has given no cause for pause
or ethical discomfort
to destructo & his maga minions.
(publicly anyway ... maybe others ...)
without remorse or consequence,
evidence or due process.
the blood lust is on him now -
they say the first kills are the hardest,
it gets easier,
it has given no cause for pause
or ethical discomfort
to destructo & his maga minions.
term of the moment
(day? week? year? decade?):
"existential dread"
(day? week? year? decade?):
"existential dread"
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
term of the moment
(day? week? year? decade?):
"existential dread"
(day? week? year? decade?):
"existential dread"
donut destructo's biggest kink?
(according to several sources)
seducing his friends' wives.
i don't think it's about the wife.
i think it's about domination & betrayal
of his "friends'" trust & confidence.
even in bed, the con is his thrill.
(according to several sources)
seducing his friends' wives.
i don't think it's about the wife.
i think it's about domination & betrayal
of his "friends'" trust & confidence.
even in bed, the con is his thrill.
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
donut destructo's biggest kink?
(according to several sources)
seducing his friends' wives.
i don't think it's about the wife.
i think it's about domination & betrayal
of his "friends'" trust & confidence.
even in bed, the con is his thrill.
(according to several sources)
seducing his friends' wives.
i don't think it's about the wife.
i think it's about domination & betrayal
of his "friends'" trust & confidence.
even in bed, the con is his thrill.
fafo-ing thanksgiving & christmas,
making "the holidays" miserable for the 99%
will be extremely alienating ...
...
he may no longer care what the hoi polloi thinks.
he has the biggest private personal army in the world ... ICE.
he thinks "I'M gonna fuck around, and YOU'RE gonna find out."
making "the holidays" miserable for the 99%
will be extremely alienating ...
...
he may no longer care what the hoi polloi thinks.
he has the biggest private personal army in the world ... ICE.
he thinks "I'M gonna fuck around, and YOU'RE gonna find out."
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
fafo-ing thanksgiving & christmas,
making "the holidays" miserable for the 99%
will be extremely alienating ...
...
he may no longer care what the hoi polloi thinks.
he has the biggest private personal army in the world ... ICE.
he thinks "I'M gonna fuck around, and YOU'RE gonna find out."
making "the holidays" miserable for the 99%
will be extremely alienating ...
...
he may no longer care what the hoi polloi thinks.
he has the biggest private personal army in the world ... ICE.
he thinks "I'M gonna fuck around, and YOU'RE gonna find out."
senior radicalization.
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
senior radicalization.
magadark scotus' pretzel logic
twists constitution inside out,
forced to eat its own children.
pretzel logic gets you
to where you don't want to go.
one lilliputian can't beat gulliver,
but when they act together,
he is helpless.
solidarity is the only remedy
to drowning in a sea of maga duplicity
twists constitution inside out,
forced to eat its own children.
pretzel logic gets you
to where you don't want to go.
one lilliputian can't beat gulliver,
but when they act together,
he is helpless.
solidarity is the only remedy
to drowning in a sea of maga duplicity
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
magadark scotus' pretzel logic
twists constitution inside out,
forced to eat its own children.
pretzel logic gets you
to where you don't want to go.
one lilliputian can't beat gulliver,
but when they act together,
he is helpless.
solidarity is the only remedy
to drowning in a sea of maga duplicity
twists constitution inside out,
forced to eat its own children.
pretzel logic gets you
to where you don't want to go.
one lilliputian can't beat gulliver,
but when they act together,
he is helpless.
solidarity is the only remedy
to drowning in a sea of maga duplicity
if donnie destructo's flying monkee maga minions
are just "practicing" or "training"
in american cities,
what are they practicing and training for?
who's next?
are just "practicing" or "training"
in american cities,
what are they practicing and training for?
who's next?
October 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
if donnie destructo's flying monkee maga minions
are just "practicing" or "training"
in american cities,
what are they practicing and training for?
who's next?
are just "practicing" or "training"
in american cities,
what are they practicing and training for?
who's next?
if you embrace vengeance and retribution,
vengeance and retribution will embrace you.
in the "east" they call that karma.
vengeance and retribution will embrace you.
in the "east" they call that karma.
October 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
if you embrace vengeance and retribution,
vengeance and retribution will embrace you.
in the "east" they call that karma.
vengeance and retribution will embrace you.
in the "east" they call that karma.
do donnie destructo's pretty bimbos
really believe that they're too pretty
to be prosecuted for criminal acts,
& treason against the constitution and people
of the united states?
really believe that they're too pretty
to be prosecuted for criminal acts,
& treason against the constitution and people
of the united states?
October 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
do donnie destructo's pretty bimbos
really believe that they're too pretty
to be prosecuted for criminal acts,
& treason against the constitution and people
of the united states?
really believe that they're too pretty
to be prosecuted for criminal acts,
& treason against the constitution and people
of the united states?
could god make a rock so heavy
that he couldn't lift it himself?
could donnie "suggest" a prosecution
so heinous that even pam would say "no."?
that he couldn't lift it himself?
could donnie "suggest" a prosecution
so heinous that even pam would say "no."?
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
could god make a rock so heavy
that he couldn't lift it himself?
could donnie "suggest" a prosecution
so heinous that even pam would say "no."?
that he couldn't lift it himself?
could donnie "suggest" a prosecution
so heinous that even pam would say "no."?
there is serious intent
behind un-serious, frivolous court charges
destined to be challenged and tossed out -
to roil judicial process in unimportant issues
in order to exhaust its resources,
and cripple judicial process from being able to deal with
important issues and cases
in a timely fashion.
behind un-serious, frivolous court charges
destined to be challenged and tossed out -
to roil judicial process in unimportant issues
in order to exhaust its resources,
and cripple judicial process from being able to deal with
important issues and cases
in a timely fashion.
October 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
there is serious intent
behind un-serious, frivolous court charges
destined to be challenged and tossed out -
to roil judicial process in unimportant issues
in order to exhaust its resources,
and cripple judicial process from being able to deal with
important issues and cases
in a timely fashion.
behind un-serious, frivolous court charges
destined to be challenged and tossed out -
to roil judicial process in unimportant issues
in order to exhaust its resources,
and cripple judicial process from being able to deal with
important issues and cases
in a timely fashion.
stephen miller, uncanny goebbels clone,
wants to reduce 350mil usa population
to 100mil.
he can't deport that many.
many many more will have to die & be disposed of here.
out of every 3 people you know, 2 will have to disappear.
33% chance one of those 2 will be you.
wants to reduce 350mil usa population
to 100mil.
he can't deport that many.
many many more will have to die & be disposed of here.
out of every 3 people you know, 2 will have to disappear.
33% chance one of those 2 will be you.
October 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
stephen miller, uncanny goebbels clone,
wants to reduce 350mil usa population
to 100mil.
he can't deport that many.
many many more will have to die & be disposed of here.
out of every 3 people you know, 2 will have to disappear.
33% chance one of those 2 will be you.
wants to reduce 350mil usa population
to 100mil.
he can't deport that many.
many many more will have to die & be disposed of here.
out of every 3 people you know, 2 will have to disappear.
33% chance one of those 2 will be you.
techbros, billionaires, corporate ceo's -
the world seems to be working for them ...
why is it that the better the world works for them,
the worse it seems to work for everybody else?
maybe they're expecting too much and giving too little.
"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. ..."
the world seems to be working for them ...
why is it that the better the world works for them,
the worse it seems to work for everybody else?
maybe they're expecting too much and giving too little.
"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. ..."
October 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
techbros, billionaires, corporate ceo's -
the world seems to be working for them ...
why is it that the better the world works for them,
the worse it seems to work for everybody else?
maybe they're expecting too much and giving too little.
"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. ..."
the world seems to be working for them ...
why is it that the better the world works for them,
the worse it seems to work for everybody else?
maybe they're expecting too much and giving too little.
"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. ..."
mad king donnie
wants to tax without representation
and represent without taxation.
wants to tax without representation
and represent without taxation.
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
mad king donnie
wants to tax without representation
and represent without taxation.
wants to tax without representation
and represent without taxation.
the mike johnson pose:
sexless saints in public,
brutal perverts in private.
[has any major public political figure
ever been so obviously
closet gay in denial?]
mike might not like tacos,
but he prolly appreciates a good gumbo.
he wouldn't want his daughter (or son) to marry one, though.
sexless saints in public,
brutal perverts in private.
[has any major public political figure
ever been so obviously
closet gay in denial?]
mike might not like tacos,
but he prolly appreciates a good gumbo.
he wouldn't want his daughter (or son) to marry one, though.
October 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
the mike johnson pose:
sexless saints in public,
brutal perverts in private.
[has any major public political figure
ever been so obviously
closet gay in denial?]
mike might not like tacos,
but he prolly appreciates a good gumbo.
he wouldn't want his daughter (or son) to marry one, though.
sexless saints in public,
brutal perverts in private.
[has any major public political figure
ever been so obviously
closet gay in denial?]
mike might not like tacos,
but he prolly appreciates a good gumbo.
he wouldn't want his daughter (or son) to marry one, though.
i have discovered portland's big crime wave.
the people are having a good time -
paying too much for craft foods,
dancing to the live reggae band ...
donnie never has a good time,
if donnie doesn't get any nobody else can have any.
typical of the nazi/fasist character.
c.f. erich fromm
the people are having a good time -
paying too much for craft foods,
dancing to the live reggae band ...
donnie never has a good time,
if donnie doesn't get any nobody else can have any.
typical of the nazi/fasist character.
c.f. erich fromm
October 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i have discovered portland's big crime wave.
the people are having a good time -
paying too much for craft foods,
dancing to the live reggae band ...
donnie never has a good time,
if donnie doesn't get any nobody else can have any.
typical of the nazi/fasist character.
c.f. erich fromm
the people are having a good time -
paying too much for craft foods,
dancing to the live reggae band ...
donnie never has a good time,
if donnie doesn't get any nobody else can have any.
typical of the nazi/fasist character.
c.f. erich fromm
pete gathers all the generals in one place at one time.
why does this feel so uncomfortably
like a set-up for his version
of a night of the long knives?
why does this feel so uncomfortably
like a set-up for his version
of a night of the long knives?
September 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
pete gathers all the generals in one place at one time.
why does this feel so uncomfortably
like a set-up for his version
of a night of the long knives?
why does this feel so uncomfortably
like a set-up for his version
of a night of the long knives?
a little ancient folk wisdom advice for cash & friends:
be careful of what toes you step on today;
they might be connected to the ass you are going to have to kiss tomorrow.
be careful of what toes you step on today;
they might be connected to the ass you are going to have to kiss tomorrow.
September 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
a little ancient folk wisdom advice for cash & friends:
be careful of what toes you step on today;
they might be connected to the ass you are going to have to kiss tomorrow.
be careful of what toes you step on today;
they might be connected to the ass you are going to have to kiss tomorrow.
when, exactly, did shady vance
have his road to damascus moment,
when he realized the gulden dunce was jesus,
not hitler?
have his road to damascus moment,
when he realized the gulden dunce was jesus,
not hitler?
September 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
when, exactly, did shady vance
have his road to damascus moment,
when he realized the gulden dunce was jesus,
not hitler?
have his road to damascus moment,
when he realized the gulden dunce was jesus,
not hitler?
nation bleeding to death
from self-inflicting wounds
promised land of humankin respect
recedes to the horizon,
maga drags us ten steps back
claiming we're that much ahead,
don't need no woke push that way
my blinded lady liberty w/tears of blood
stigmata of lost belief
that it can't happen here.
from self-inflicting wounds
promised land of humankin respect
recedes to the horizon,
maga drags us ten steps back
claiming we're that much ahead,
don't need no woke push that way
my blinded lady liberty w/tears of blood
stigmata of lost belief
that it can't happen here.
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
nation bleeding to death
from self-inflicting wounds
promised land of humankin respect
recedes to the horizon,
maga drags us ten steps back
claiming we're that much ahead,
don't need no woke push that way
my blinded lady liberty w/tears of blood
stigmata of lost belief
that it can't happen here.
from self-inflicting wounds
promised land of humankin respect
recedes to the horizon,
maga drags us ten steps back
claiming we're that much ahead,
don't need no woke push that way
my blinded lady liberty w/tears of blood
stigmata of lost belief
that it can't happen here.
he's more than just a taco,
he's a waffle taco.
looks like we might see the circus
move to nawlins instead of chi-town
he's a waffle taco.
looks like we might see the circus
move to nawlins instead of chi-town
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
he's more than just a taco,
he's a waffle taco.
looks like we might see the circus
move to nawlins instead of chi-town
he's a waffle taco.
looks like we might see the circus
move to nawlins instead of chi-town
bring some strippers to an ICE raid:
if the boys in masks don't get distracted by the strippers,
maybe they're gay ...
if the boys in masks don't get distracted by the strippers,
maybe they're gay ...
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
bring some strippers to an ICE raid:
if the boys in masks don't get distracted by the strippers,
maybe they're gay ...
if the boys in masks don't get distracted by the strippers,
maybe they're gay ...