Shawn Ryan
@srcourtepatte.bsky.social
According to my bank's website the only kind of home I can afford has boarded windows and no standard appliances. But on the plus side, the rent for my apartment goes up next month, so my landlord might be able to buy another city block soon.
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
According to my bank's website the only kind of home I can afford has boarded windows and no standard appliances. But on the plus side, the rent for my apartment goes up next month, so my landlord might be able to buy another city block soon.
Mom asked me how big Luna was when she first came home, so here's how it started and how it's going.
December 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Mom asked me how big Luna was when she first came home, so here's how it started and how it's going.
Kind of weird how my brain tells me when to go to bed but doesn't ever actually want to go to sleep. Seems like a power trip if you ask me.
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Kind of weird how my brain tells me when to go to bed but doesn't ever actually want to go to sleep. Seems like a power trip if you ask me.
Petition to have burnt tongue included on the list of cold and flu symptoms.
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Petition to have burnt tongue included on the list of cold and flu symptoms.
At 28 years of age it's time to face the hard facts. It really is just me my puppy dog and my blankey against the world.
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
At 28 years of age it's time to face the hard facts. It really is just me my puppy dog and my blankey against the world.
I would like to apologize to anyone I ever made fun of because of their "man cold" because what do you mean my knee hurts when my leg is straight and my leg hurts if I bend my knee.
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I would like to apologize to anyone I ever made fun of because of their "man cold" because what do you mean my knee hurts when my leg is straight and my leg hurts if I bend my knee.
Do I not understand what goblincore is or is Spotify just way off base on this one?
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Do I not understand what goblincore is or is Spotify just way off base on this one?
Sleep for more than 4 consecutive hours challenge level impossible.
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sleep for more than 4 consecutive hours challenge level impossible.
I'm sick of seeing politics anywhere. That's why I only watch-non political anime like One Piece, Attack on Titan, and Full Metal Alchemist.
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm sick of seeing politics anywhere. That's why I only watch-non political anime like One Piece, Attack on Titan, and Full Metal Alchemist.
Surely they can't all be American rejects?
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Surely they can't all be American rejects?
What if the male loneliness epidemic is actually just because no one ever told boys that talking to your friends online isn't a replacement for seeing them in person?
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What if the male loneliness epidemic is actually just because no one ever told boys that talking to your friends online isn't a replacement for seeing them in person?
Babe is everything alright? You've hardly mentioned your top 5 artists on Spotify.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Babe is everything alright? You've hardly mentioned your top 5 artists on Spotify.
Didn't make top 5 artists but at least Spotify knows Bug Hunter is worth mentioning.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Didn't make top 5 artists but at least Spotify knows Bug Hunter is worth mentioning.
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How to get elven wife
How to get elven wife 2025 working
Where do elves come from
Is Finland a real country
Plane tickets to Finland
How to get elven wife 2025 working
Where do elves come from
Is Finland a real country
Plane tickets to Finland
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How to get elven wife
How to get elven wife 2025 working
Where do elves come from
Is Finland a real country
Plane tickets to Finland
How to get elven wife 2025 working
Where do elves come from
Is Finland a real country
Plane tickets to Finland
Regrettably I may in fact be all 'tism, no rizz 'em.
Call me C-3P HOE the way I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of stealing your girl.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Regrettably I may in fact be all 'tism, no rizz 'em.
Last screenshot feels random.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Last screenshot feels random.
Call me C-3P HOE the way I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of stealing your girl.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Call me C-3P HOE the way I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of stealing your girl.
Look kid, in this life there's gonna be a lot of people who say you won't be able to do things. They'll say it's too hard and you shouldn't try. But I just caught up on One Piece, so I can promise you nothing is impossible.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Look kid, in this life there's gonna be a lot of people who say you won't be able to do things. They'll say it's too hard and you shouldn't try. But I just caught up on One Piece, so I can promise you nothing is impossible.
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Very interested in what the "Become a Messiah" skill tree looks like for a worm
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Very interested in what the "Become a Messiah" skill tree looks like for a worm
When you consider how often I used to be compared to Sheldon Cooper it's kind of crazy that no one thought I should be tested for autism.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When you consider how often I used to be compared to Sheldon Cooper it's kind of crazy that no one thought I should be tested for autism.
When I said I didn't want every Friday to be musicals, this wasn't what I had in mind Spotify.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
When I said I didn't want every Friday to be musicals, this wasn't what I had in mind Spotify.
Tons of hate to Spotify, I know I've listened to a couple musicals in the past (Hadestown, Hamilton, Epic), but that doesn't indicate that I want every Friday to be an assortment of songs from musicals I don't care about. Also jumping from Hadestown to Sabrina Carpenter is not a vibe.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Tons of hate to Spotify, I know I've listened to a couple musicals in the past (Hadestown, Hamilton, Epic), but that doesn't indicate that I want every Friday to be an assortment of songs from musicals I don't care about. Also jumping from Hadestown to Sabrina Carpenter is not a vibe.
No hate to Conan Gray I think you're really talented but if you could stop being on every playlist Spotify recommends me, that'd be great.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
No hate to Conan Gray I think you're really talented but if you could stop being on every playlist Spotify recommends me, that'd be great.
New traffic light updates completely nerfed my morning commute. Chat is it time for a new job?
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
New traffic light updates completely nerfed my morning commute. Chat is it time for a new job?
Hot take but if your kid is shorter than my dog, you should maybe double check if the dog is friendly before watching your child make a beeline for it. Because my dog is friendly, but also gets really excited around kids and wouldn't even notice that she knocked a kid over.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hot take but if your kid is shorter than my dog, you should maybe double check if the dog is friendly before watching your child make a beeline for it. Because my dog is friendly, but also gets really excited around kids and wouldn't even notice that she knocked a kid over.