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The game is so jam-packed full of content that you'll never be bored.
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The game is so jam-packed full of content that you'll never be bored.
Anything awful becomes an experience with friends, please don't play it alone, you WILL lobotomize yourself.
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Anything awful becomes an experience with friends, please don't play it alone, you WILL lobotomize yourself.
The Zone has a mind of its own, where everything works exactly as intended. Just don't Alt-Tab during a load screen or you lose audio.
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The Zone has a mind of its own, where everything works exactly as intended. Just don't Alt-Tab during a load screen or you lose audio.
Full coverage will lead to supercriticality, so make sure you don't--
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Full coverage will lead to supercriticality, so make sure you don't--
I can't show you what I've seen, but through the clever use of imagery and metaphors, I can describe it to you, because I'd like to share my traumatic experience.
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I can't show you what I've seen, but through the clever use of imagery and metaphors, I can describe it to you, because I'd like to share my traumatic experience.
The game may simply be described as masterpiece. Like Witcher with guns, and Skyrim with gameplay.
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The game may simply be described as masterpiece. Like Witcher with guns, and Skyrim with gameplay.
There is no way you could possibly know that in Feng Shui the orientation of a room's door is specific to its function. In other words, bedrooms face south, workshops east, and kitchens west.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
There is no way you could possibly know that in Feng Shui the orientation of a room's door is specific to its function. In other words, bedrooms face south, workshops east, and kitchens west.
Not really much more to say about that. We know the rest. The milk industry. Reptile eggs. Some would argue, you can't have one without the other.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Not really much more to say about that. We know the rest. The milk industry. Reptile eggs. Some would argue, you can't have one without the other.
Well, there's four types of material, so items are limited by their total availability. You can't just print one thing, you have to make a conscious choice between different munitions.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Well, there's four types of material, so items are limited by their total availability. You can't just print one thing, you have to make a conscious choice between different munitions.
Take a sphynx salt injector, stab it into your arm. Start cooking. If your body collapses under the weight of a neutron star, go back. Because, that never really happened.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Take a sphynx salt injector, stab it into your arm. Start cooking. If your body collapses under the weight of a neutron star, go back. Because, that never really happened.
All the forces, heroes and upgrades you've acquired during the previous campaigns will be there to support you for this final assault.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
All the forces, heroes and upgrades you've acquired during the previous campaigns will be there to support you for this final assault.
My name is SsethTzeentach, private investigator, professional gangstalker, and this is my office... for the next 15 minutes, after that I got to buy something.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
My name is SsethTzeentach, private investigator, professional gangstalker, and this is my office... for the next 15 minutes, after that I got to buy something.
And Liches are level 5 Necropolis shooters, and your opponent has billions of them. He has so many, that if he ever tries to split the stacks in his inventory, his game will crash.
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
And Liches are level 5 Necropolis shooters, and your opponent has billions of them. He has so many, that if he ever tries to split the stacks in his inventory, his game will crash.
When the Fatwa is given, send your most trusted warriors on a one-way Holy Jihad. Select all of them and left-click on Balkoth, the kaffir and usurper. The apostate, whose arrogance dares place himself above the infinite love and wisdom of Allah.
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
When the Fatwa is given, send your most trusted warriors on a one-way Holy Jihad. Select all of them and left-click on Balkoth, the kaffir and usurper. The apostate, whose arrogance dares place himself above the infinite love and wisdom of Allah.
And the solution is Textra, Displate's brand new tactile poster collection. Now I can run my fingers along my precious Displates and really feel those tactile textures, 3D contours and selective matte and gloss effects. And of course, it makes them look even cooler.
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
And the solution is Textra, Displate's brand new tactile poster collection. Now I can run my fingers along my precious Displates and really feel those tactile textures, 3D contours and selective matte and gloss effects. And of course, it makes them look even cooler.
You'll get to meet the other major powers in LA as well. There's the Camarilla, which uphold the status quo and enforce the Masquerade religiously;
January 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
You'll get to meet the other major powers in LA as well. There's the Camarilla, which uphold the status quo and enforce the Masquerade religiously;
There's a lot of skills to choose from, but like men, skills aren't made equally.
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
There's a lot of skills to choose from, but like men, skills aren't made equally.
My hands are tied in this matter and I am obliged to meet his extremist demands. Abacus Pills is a product pushed out by Samad al-Hayadi and an undisclosed "friend", who I assume could only be Jon Jafari, another infamous white preacher pushing for atheist Sharia law.
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My hands are tied in this matter and I am obliged to meet his extremist demands. Abacus Pills is a product pushed out by Samad al-Hayadi and an undisclosed "friend", who I assume could only be Jon Jafari, another infamous white preacher pushing for atheist Sharia law.
Let's say for a rampart dwarf, he'll need 14 turns to reach your army, provided there's no boulders or small branches in the way.
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Let's say for a rampart dwarf, he'll need 14 turns to reach your army, provided there's no boulders or small branches in the way.
Coincidentally, I ran into the same lolis later that day and we dueled again. Turns out, they're actually one of the few people in this game who speak English.
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Coincidentally, I ran into the same lolis later that day and we dueled again. Turns out, they're actually one of the few people in this game who speak English.
Generally, if someone's good at murder, they're terrible at housework.
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Generally, if someone's good at murder, they're terrible at housework.
Cast Armageddon. Nuke the entire map, and kill everyone in town. Lose... not a single point of reputation. Sell a single human bone to a private collector. Lose five.
January 13, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Cast Armageddon. Nuke the entire map, and kill everyone in town. Lose... not a single point of reputation. Sell a single human bone to a private collector. Lose five.
The game is shorter than Might and Magic 6 and encourages you to at least play through both of a different sides, and thus try a different party of adventurers.
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The game is shorter than Might and Magic 6 and encourages you to at least play through both of a different sides, and thus try a different party of adventurers.
In no particular order, these are Humans: proud, noble, and forward thinking when it comes to tech. Elves: proud, noble, but regressive luddites that hate tech. They live in the forests and chew on bamboo.
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
In no particular order, these are Humans: proud, noble, and forward thinking when it comes to tech. Elves: proud, noble, but regressive luddites that hate tech. They live in the forests and chew on bamboo.
You can play using a keyboard or controller, but I strongly recommend a controller for your own comfort and sanity.
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
You can play using a keyboard or controller, but I strongly recommend a controller for your own comfort and sanity.