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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 54m

If you don't, can't or won't use such exploits, then I recommend speedhacking instead. You might frown upon me. But when you become grey and old and your grandson asks you:

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 2h

Everybody recommends True Sun Refining as your starting law, because it's got very simple progression. And if you make a mistake, worst case scenario... you'll just die in horrific agony.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 4h

Use my link and apparently you can get three months of VPN for free. You can also get your money back if you refund it in 30 days.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 6h

God Hand was very progressive for its time and it features a very diverse and multicultural cast. The first boss you go up against is literally two gay guys who proposition Gene. Gene responds by saying "I'm not that kind of guy".

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 8h

As the sovereign of Ardania, you have no direct control over your heroes and can only influence them with promises of money. Or guilt-tripping them emotionally into doing what you want.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 10h

Being perfectly honest, you're poor as shit. And nobody has any faith in you achieving anything. So, to prove them wrong, you'll need to conquer your nation's great temple, which has been taken over by all manner of sodomites and degenerates.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 12h

Anyway, I won't spoil too much of a story for you, but let's just say that in Deus Ex the ruling elite control all of the banking, communications, and biotech industries.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 14h

Elden Ring. The newest hot release by Hideo Miyazaki of Ghibli studios. Famous for classic animations, such as Howl's Moving Mausoleum and My Invader Totoro.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 16h

We managed to finish the whole campaign using only the most premium gaming platform. It's old, it's scuffed, and it plays adverts that can be blocked by editing your System32 Hosts file.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 18h

I couldn't figure this one out, sometimes a synergy is there, but you just can't piece it together into a working build.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 20h

You can redo all this in the Anniversary Edition, which is a high-definition remaster of Lost Chapters with extra bloom and gloom to drain out the color.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 22h

But I was genuinely convinced that this game has you play a eunuch. The game seems innocent enough until WHOA WHOA. OH. OH NO! She's got mayonnaise on her face! Oh for fuck sake vanilla, get her a towel or something, don't just stand there!

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

So naturally, the best thing to do is to take every moral action, prove at every junction that you know what it means to be human, and then kill everyone anyway. Thank you for this new indomitable human spirit, I'll put it to good use.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

It provokes a very Pavlovian response as I get satisfaction from seeing whatever has inconvenienced me get reduced to a bloody pulp.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Unluckily, this area sucks, and a ship filled with one-shotting terminators is even worse.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

For this reason, the best companion in the game is a stray dog, which you find after saving it from being kicked to death by a gnome.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

You'll need a seat belt for this experience, because you're gonna think of hanging yourself an awful lot.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

The skill points you did manage to save from Whisper's fire bombs and flips can be spent at the Guild on upgrading your Hero.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

For the colony itself, you need to adapt to different environmental and physical threats as you slowly grow and expand.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Find other survivors and have them join you as companions. Follow radio signals and trails that lead to some of the last bastions of humanity and help re-establish civilization.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

To be honest, I've already paid off my debt. I am a multi-millionaire. I am no longer in it for the money. I'm in it for the pride, the thrill, the obsession of constant improvement. I end each shift satisfied, yet disappointed.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

The only way to avoid dismemberment is to play intelligently.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Lose all your crops, go into an endless feedback loop of famine, which leads to emigration, which leads to more famine, because once you start the cycle, you don't have enough workers to stop it.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

But I'm willing to forgive all that.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 2d

There's absolutely no consequence to ignoring the story, and even if you finish it, you get a popup saying "Gorgon has been sealed, now go explore". There's no conclusion, no final battle, and you don't even get to see him.

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