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For some reason, this troll fight has better hit boxes than Dark Souls 2. Miyazaki is a hack. But I'm a paid schmuck, so who am I to judge?
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
For some reason, this troll fight has better hit boxes than Dark Souls 2. Miyazaki is a hack. But I'm a paid schmuck, so who am I to judge?
I would also have originally said that the death screen is quite long. But then I realized, its working as intended. You see, when you die in PvP, you have no option but to watch helplessly as someone spams Point Down and repeatedly defiles your dead body.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I would also have originally said that the death screen is quite long. But then I realized, its working as intended. You see, when you die in PvP, you have no option but to watch helplessly as someone spams Point Down and repeatedly defiles your dead body.
Bloodlines controls quite simply. You play it in first person while interacting with objects and NPCs, and you pan out to third person whenever you're in combat.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Bloodlines controls quite simply. You play it in first person while interacting with objects and NPCs, and you pan out to third person whenever you're in combat.
Dying as nothing but fodder for nationalist propaganda to crown them martyrs, and for cushie-seated generals to send more young men to their own slaughter.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Dying as nothing but fodder for nationalist propaganda to crown them martyrs, and for cushie-seated generals to send more young men to their own slaughter.
For Warpath and Metal Slug 3 collaboration explodes the mission of Battlefield.
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
For Warpath and Metal Slug 3 collaboration explodes the mission of Battlefield.
After a night of heavy drinking, Steve walks through a shady alleyway with his brother, before being attacked by junkies. His brother goes into a coma and dies the following night. The police find nothing, so Steve decides to take matters into his own hands.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
After a night of heavy drinking, Steve walks through a shady alleyway with his brother, before being attacked by junkies. His brother goes into a coma and dies the following night. The police find nothing, so Steve decides to take matters into his own hands.
Small children are also equally baffling. They go into a bookstore, browse the selection, and then ask me if I have any food.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Small children are also equally baffling. They go into a bookstore, browse the selection, and then ask me if I have any food.
Generously funding and bankrolling these videos for over two years now. Which I neither expect nor deserve. But I count my blessings, and I'll try to make it worth your time.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Generously funding and bankrolling these videos for over two years now. Which I neither expect nor deserve. But I count my blessings, and I'll try to make it worth your time.
You know the Fable of a fox and the sour grapes? Yeah, I want to eat them because they're sour.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You know the Fable of a fox and the sour grapes? Yeah, I want to eat them because they're sour.
Which came out in March 2019. Could've fooled me, because it feels like it came out of early access in March 2020. I'm kidding, Guillaume.
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Which came out in March 2019. Could've fooled me, because it feels like it came out of early access in March 2020. I'm kidding, Guillaume.
Once upon a time, Germany committed an act of such contemptible evil, that the world still remembers them for it. To the shame of the modern German nation, and its people. They asked Piranha Bytes, popular German RPG developer to make the same game for over 20 years.
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Once upon a time, Germany committed an act of such contemptible evil, that the world still remembers them for it. To the shame of the modern German nation, and its people. They asked Piranha Bytes, popular German RPG developer to make the same game for over 20 years.
I fought I was invincible, but I flew too close to the Sun. You see, slowly over time, my army kept taking internal injuries.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I fought I was invincible, but I flew too close to the Sun. You see, slowly over time, my army kept taking internal injuries.
Do not mistake this ease of entry for lack of depth. Because I've played this for several dozen hours and believe me, I don't know what I'm doing.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Do not mistake this ease of entry for lack of depth. Because I've played this for several dozen hours and believe me, I don't know what I'm doing.
Hey hey, people. Sseth here.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hey hey, people. Sseth here.
There's absolutely no consequence to ignoring the story, and even if you finish it, you get a popup saying "Gorgon has been sealed, now go explore". There's no conclusion, no final battle, and you don't even get to see him.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There's absolutely no consequence to ignoring the story, and even if you finish it, you get a popup saying "Gorgon has been sealed, now go explore". There's no conclusion, no final battle, and you don't even get to see him.
But when the food runs out, I want you to consider alternative sources.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
But when the food runs out, I want you to consider alternative sources.
Learning the highest level spells takes time since there's now five levels of mastery for each school, up to Grand Mastery. Which also requires proficiency in sub-skills to reach.
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Learning the highest level spells takes time since there's now five levels of mastery for each school, up to Grand Mastery. Which also requires proficiency in sub-skills to reach.
Zhu forced Ji Chang to drink a soup made of his own son's flesh before throwing him in jail.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Zhu forced Ji Chang to drink a soup made of his own son's flesh before throwing him in jail.
Have a Merry Christmas. Sadly, we Jews don't celebrate Christmas, because we killed Jesus.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Have a Merry Christmas. Sadly, we Jews don't celebrate Christmas, because we killed Jesus.
Which is, unfortunately, where the comparison ends, because we've never owned slaves. I actually asked my relatives and technically what we had, would be referred to... as serfs.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Which is, unfortunately, where the comparison ends, because we've never owned slaves. I actually asked my relatives and technically what we had, would be referred to... as serfs.
If you're interested in playing all the games, the natural order would be: Shadow of Chernobyl, Call of Pripyat, and then Clear Skies. If you only have time for one of them, play Pripyat.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you're interested in playing all the games, the natural order would be: Shadow of Chernobyl, Call of Pripyat, and then Clear Skies. If you only have time for one of them, play Pripyat.
As it happens, anyone can write a Writ of Fate, but it takes a special kind of retard to follow the directions of a fortune cookie. One god, Najam the Trickster, has been doing just that and the gods are very unhappy.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
As it happens, anyone can write a Writ of Fate, but it takes a special kind of retard to follow the directions of a fortune cookie. One god, Najam the Trickster, has been doing just that and the gods are very unhappy.
If you know what you're doing, you can run the entire ship with a complete skeleton crew.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you know what you're doing, you can run the entire ship with a complete skeleton crew.
You can interact with them, help them and even pledge allegiance to their cause. Or you could kidnap them and execute their leaders. Forcing them to crumble under the lack of leadership.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You can interact with them, help them and even pledge allegiance to their cause. Or you could kidnap them and execute their leaders. Forcing them to crumble under the lack of leadership.
With each town capable of producing several different tiers of units. Ranging, for example, from lowly Troglodytes, to Red and Black Dragons for Dungeon town. Or skeletons to bigger skeletons for the Necropolis.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
With each town capable of producing several different tiers of units. Ranging, for example, from lowly Troglodytes, to Red and Black Dragons for Dungeon town. Or skeletons to bigger skeletons for the Necropolis.