currently workshopping a Sopranos spinoff with my partner called "It's Melfi! :)" following Dr. Melfi's perspective, just as dark as we know it to be, but presented like a black comedy sitcom with an opening theme a-la Too Many Cooks

I'm at risk of transforming into the GrubHub creatures again...

hey kids! my name's Scrub Deeply!

i don't got a perfect idea to improve the gaming trope of everyone leavin diaries and notes around, but, at least, I think it would do a bit to have things like what I found at work recently:
a list of readings scrawled on a blank icebreaker exercise, ostensibly cuz it was the closest scrap of paper

show at Dextroverse the Saturday after next

I got two things keeping me sane these days
1. my beautiful, funny, smart, and unbelievably kind partner
2. Cookie Clicker

remember: you always have to do anything you ever want to do

the Fargo-Moorhead area: are you a loser or a coward? no? then come! I already know someone from the cities made the drive to see this one
sound starts at 7 and goes until the wheels fall off

these doctors they tell me "hey don't eat any or drink anything such as coffee or energy drinks and then show up here as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so we can TAKE YOUR BLOOD MULTIPLE TIMES, which we knooowww is some of your least favorite shit"
this feels like a prank

that's rough, buddy

did karaoke for the first time ever tonight - I did Ana Ng by TMBG but realized very immediately thati didn't have it in me to hit a single note, so I just screamed the entire song
so, high fun points in my book

as of today I've been out as trans for 8 years
I wish I had more to say about it
maybe next year it'll be more exciting to me
anyway, remember to come to the Dicqbeats show tomorrow and also stop by Parachigo tonight for a little something special

saw a car today with the vanity plate FN2TRVL & I wasn't sure if it meant Fun To Travel - as in "Fun 2 Travel With" or "It's Fun 2 Travel" - or, cooler, what my imagination says is their catchphrase: Fine 2 Travel - as in "I drive while tipsy frequently enough I got a custom plate that eludes to it"

for the first time in a very long time I have medicine again!!!

starring batman and the joker in... The Funny Joke

I am eight days nicotine free

I'm at Pizza Ranch eating with the olds

having to throw away a FULL 18 pack of eggs because they apparently went bad a week and a half early somehow
(thru gritted teeth) I sure do love my epic chungus life