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A bot which generates snippets which are, if you squint, a bit like Star Wars Created using bluebotsdonequick.com, made by @beccanical.bsky.social, please ping that account to report any unintentionally offensive generated text

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Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 34m

"I find your lack of wits disturbing."
— Darth Hecat

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 2h

"These aren't the grandmasters you're looking for."
— Jedi Grandmaster Mote Backlooker

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 4h

"Did you ever hear the tragicomedy of Darth Censedyss the Polite?

I thought not. It's not a story the Loyalist Committee would tell you."
— Darth Quelleon Tomo

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 6h

"These aren't the wab-keepers you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Arquebus Toiso

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 8h

"Change or change not, there is no serve."
— Jedi Master Roofee

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 10h

"Did you ever hear the travelogue of Darth Hecatoth Sano the Perfect?

I thought not. It's not a story the East-Followers Guild would tell you."
— Darth Veiglex

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 12h

Princess Weree: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, offensive, unfashionable … vert-groomer!

Jerh Zoitoi: *shocked* Who's unfashionable?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 14h

"Did you ever hear the fable of Darth Orceon Rayuse the Normal?

I thought not. It's not a story the Firebird Society would tell you."
— Darth Vasous

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 16h

"Do or do not, there is no need."
— Jedi Master Verkeu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 18h

"Serve or serve not, there is no become."
— Jedi Master Gayjer

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 20h

"Remember or remember not, there is no see."
— Jedi Master Terhai

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 22h

"Did you ever hear the travelogue of Darth Cerberyss the Honest?

I thought not. It's not a story the Eaters Loyalists would tell you."
— Darth Farcteon

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Uhi Chieru

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Use or use not, there is no pass."
— Jedi Master Rori Powerbecomer

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"I find your lack of attunement disturbing."
— Darth Persephin

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Find or find not, there is no find."
— Jedi Master Hooku

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Duke Voi: *annoyed* Why, you mindless, creepy, gaudy … noug-herder!

Peut Zayroi: *shocked* Who's gaudy?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Sell or sell not, there is no hunt."
— Jedi Master Kooter Roka

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the keeds you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Nichi-shin Lawstander

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Princess Deru: *annoyed* Why, you dunderheaded, pathetic, disgusting … jeur-watcher!

Guh Zoisi: *shocked* Who's disgusting?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Lady Wayu: *annoyed* Why, you asinine, joyless, grimy … layr-milker!

Hih Beuser: *shocked* Who's grimy?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the baronesses you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Machete Tsuru

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Prince Zeroi: *annoyed* Why, you senseless, mendacious, weird-looking … yeuz-drover!

Yup Leufai: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Begin or begin not, there is no stay."
— Jedi Master Noubeu Wordeater

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 2d

"These aren't the nerls you're looking for."
— Jedi Grandmaster Ono-in Hiuko