Stah Wors Bot
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A bot which generates snippets which are, if you squint, a bit like Star Wars
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"Did you ever hear the thriller of Darth Erebex Timeappearer the Affable?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you."
— Darth Quisitor Hemuma
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you."
— Darth Quisitor Hemuma
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Did you ever hear the thriller of Darth Erebex Timeappearer the Affable?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you."
— Darth Quisitor Hemuma
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you."
— Darth Quisitor Hemuma
"Did you ever hear the memoir of Darth Morrigoth Aeyu the Perfect?
I thought not. It's not a story the New Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Hecatus Riae
I thought not. It's not a story the New Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Hecatus Riae
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Did you ever hear the memoir of Darth Morrigoth Aeyu the Perfect?
I thought not. It's not a story the New Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Hecatus Riae
I thought not. It's not a story the New Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Hecatus Riae
"Did you ever hear the revelation of Darth Plagueex the Welcoming?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Sipido Sofu
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Sipido Sofu
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Did you ever hear the revelation of Darth Plagueex the Welcoming?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Sipido Sofu
I thought not. It's not a story the Sith would tell you."
— Darth Sipido Sofu
"These aren't the zeez-shearers you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Kochi-non Nuya
— Jedi Youngling Kochi-non Nuya
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"These aren't the zeez-shearers you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Kochi-non Nuya
— Jedi Youngling Kochi-non Nuya
Baron Sayeu: *annoyed* Why, you fatuous, horrible, unkempt … kaid-keeper!
Juj Nerna: *shocked* Who's unkempt?
Juj Nerna: *shocked* Who's unkempt?
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Baron Sayeu: *annoyed* Why, you fatuous, horrible, unkempt … kaid-keeper!
Juj Nerna: *shocked* Who's unkempt?
Juj Nerna: *shocked* Who's unkempt?
"I find your lack of physical instrument disturbing."
— Darth Imicalan
— Darth Imicalan
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I find your lack of physical instrument disturbing."
— Darth Imicalan
— Darth Imicalan
"I find your lack of magic defense disturbing."
— Darth Infern Sunrememberer
— Darth Infern Sunrememberer
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"I find your lack of magic defense disturbing."
— Darth Infern Sunrememberer
— Darth Infern Sunrememberer
"Stop or stop not, there is no be."
— Jedi Master Haysi Ayuu
— Jedi Master Haysi Ayuu
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Stop or stop not, there is no be."
— Jedi Master Haysi Ayuu
— Jedi Master Haysi Ayuu
"Bring or bring not, there is no hold."
— Jedi Master Feenu Kinure
— Jedi Master Feenu Kinure
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"Bring or bring not, there is no hold."
— Jedi Master Feenu Kinure
— Jedi Master Feenu Kinure
"These aren't the dukes you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Towa-mon Wachi
— Jedi Padawan Towa-mon Wachi
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"These aren't the dukes you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Towa-mon Wachi
— Jedi Padawan Towa-mon Wachi
Lady Bai: *annoyed* Why, you daft, stuck-up, noisome … foul-keeper!
Rayg Layler: *shocked* Who's noisome?
Rayg Layler: *shocked* Who's noisome?
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Lady Bai: *annoyed* Why, you daft, stuck-up, noisome … foul-keeper!
Rayg Layler: *shocked* Who's noisome?
Rayg Layler: *shocked* Who's noisome?
Lady Yeri: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, cruel, deun-shaped … yeej-shearer!
Noz Dalay: *shocked* Who's deun-shaped?
Noz Dalay: *shocked* Who's deun-shaped?
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Lady Yeri: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, cruel, deun-shaped … yeej-shearer!
Noz Dalay: *shocked* Who's deun-shaped?
Noz Dalay: *shocked* Who's deun-shaped?
"Hunt or hunt not, there is no include."
— Jedi Master Biser
— Jedi Master Biser
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Hunt or hunt not, there is no include."
— Jedi Master Biser
— Jedi Master Biser
"Be or be not, there is no leave."
— Jedi Master Gerhai
— Jedi Master Gerhai
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Be or be not, there is no leave."
— Jedi Master Gerhai
— Jedi Master Gerhai
"I find your lack of temperament disturbing."
— Darth Tyranyss
— Darth Tyranyss
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"I find your lack of temperament disturbing."
— Darth Tyranyss
— Darth Tyranyss
"Call or call not, there is no report."
— Jedi Master Woinoi Wifeincluder
— Jedi Master Woinoi Wifeincluder
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Call or call not, there is no report."
— Jedi Master Woinoi Wifeincluder
— Jedi Master Woinoi Wifeincluder
"I find your lack of reaction speed disturbing."
— Darth Tanos
— Darth Tanos
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"I find your lack of reaction speed disturbing."
— Darth Tanos
— Darth Tanos
"Did you ever hear the farce of Darth Tartarous Courtcreator the Fantastic?
I thought not. It's not a story the Quarren Isolation League would tell you."
— Darth Tyranyss
I thought not. It's not a story the Quarren Isolation League would tell you."
— Darth Tyranyss
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Did you ever hear the farce of Darth Tartarous Courtcreator the Fantastic?
I thought not. It's not a story the Quarren Isolation League would tell you."
— Darth Tyranyss
I thought not. It's not a story the Quarren Isolation League would tell you."
— Darth Tyranyss
"Did you ever hear the obituary of Darth Shivius the Kind?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Quisitex Ladyteller
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Quisitex Ladyteller
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Did you ever hear the obituary of Darth Shivius the Kind?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Quisitex Ladyteller
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Quisitex Ladyteller
"Did you ever hear the space opera of Darth Shinigamor the Perfect?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shinigam
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shinigam
December 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Did you ever hear the space opera of Darth Shinigamor the Perfect?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shinigam
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shinigam
Princess Reui: *annoyed* Why, you foolish, wicked, grimy … kuh-milker!
Feup Pooree: *shocked* Who's grimy?
Feup Pooree: *shocked* Who's grimy?
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Princess Reui: *annoyed* Why, you foolish, wicked, grimy … kuh-milker!
Feup Pooree: *shocked* Who's grimy?
Feup Pooree: *shocked* Who's grimy?
"Did you ever hear the gospel of Darth Nergex the Intelligent?
I thought not. It's not a story the United Separatists would tell you."
— Darth Apollous Studywriter
I thought not. It's not a story the United Separatists would tell you."
— Darth Apollous Studywriter
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
"Did you ever hear the gospel of Darth Nergex the Intelligent?
I thought not. It's not a story the United Separatists would tell you."
— Darth Apollous Studywriter
I thought not. It's not a story the United Separatists would tell you."
— Darth Apollous Studywriter
Duke Pou: *annoyed* Why, you gormless, problematic, yerp-shaped … jouh-watcher!
Feem Cigai: *shocked* Who's yerp-shaped?
Feem Cigai: *shocked* Who's yerp-shaped?
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Duke Pou: *annoyed* Why, you gormless, problematic, yerp-shaped … jouh-watcher!
Feem Cigai: *shocked* Who's yerp-shaped?
Feem Cigai: *shocked* Who's yerp-shaped?
"These aren't the kob-groomers you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Tsuhe Horima
— Jedi Youngling Tsuhe Horima
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"These aren't the kob-groomers you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Tsuhe Horima
— Jedi Youngling Tsuhe Horima
"These aren't the noums you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Sotsu Hekechi
— Jedi Youngling Sotsu Hekechi
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"These aren't the noums you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Sotsu Hekechi
— Jedi Youngling Sotsu Hekechi