stanhedonia
@stanhedonia.bsky.social
(Includes some satire)
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stanhedonia.my.canva.site
Is this anything?
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Is this anything?
Once when I was a lad I was old enough to know that I wanted to make music on the computer, but not old enough to have acquired the proper resources to do so. I found a website where you could place notes in a grid to program different organisms to sing together in a pool of water...
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Once when I was a lad I was old enough to know that I wanted to make music on the computer, but not old enough to have acquired the proper resources to do so. I found a website where you could place notes in a grid to program different organisms to sing together in a pool of water...
Every popup in an app is either a decision or a notification. If it's a decision, the buttons you press should clearly and unceremoniously describe your options. If it's a notification, there should be either an X or a button that says Dismiss. Nothing else.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Every popup in an app is either a decision or a notification. If it's a decision, the buttons you press should clearly and unceremoniously describe your options. If it's a notification, there should be either an X or a button that says Dismiss. Nothing else.
Something that I think is interesting and a little funny: When
-an experimental music reviewer who listens to all styles
and
-a pop music specialist
review the same normal song, and the pop reviewer says it's bad and poorly written, while the experimental reviewer is like "it's pretty good"
-an experimental music reviewer who listens to all styles
and
-a pop music specialist
review the same normal song, and the pop reviewer says it's bad and poorly written, while the experimental reviewer is like "it's pretty good"
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Something that I think is interesting and a little funny: When
-an experimental music reviewer who listens to all styles
and
-a pop music specialist
review the same normal song, and the pop reviewer says it's bad and poorly written, while the experimental reviewer is like "it's pretty good"
-an experimental music reviewer who listens to all styles
and
-a pop music specialist
review the same normal song, and the pop reviewer says it's bad and poorly written, while the experimental reviewer is like "it's pretty good"
It's kinda wild that Nixon revealed himself to be a crook, making the government look bad, and so in response the American people overwhelmingly elected a guy from the *same party* just because that party's ideology was like "we should have less government".
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's kinda wild that Nixon revealed himself to be a crook, making the government look bad, and so in response the American people overwhelmingly elected a guy from the *same party* just because that party's ideology was like "we should have less government".
When I was unhappy drifting in and out of sleep, was that real or just a dream?
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
When I was unhappy drifting in and out of sleep, was that real or just a dream?
Everything that was in pop culture from 2005-2017 existed solely to be a part of the story of my childhood development. Now that I'm past that point, when I'm reminded any of it is still around, I'm like "What are you doing here. Didn't you already fulfill your role?" Yes I am the main character btw
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Everything that was in pop culture from 2005-2017 existed solely to be a part of the story of my childhood development. Now that I'm past that point, when I'm reminded any of it is still around, I'm like "What are you doing here. Didn't you already fulfill your role?" Yes I am the main character btw
I wonder how many bands who "sell out" or whose music starts sounding bad as they go on is just a case of: their ears are so shot from touring they can no longer hear the details of how their music sounds, so they have to rely increasingly on producers and execs to work out the details.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I wonder how many bands who "sell out" or whose music starts sounding bad as they go on is just a case of: their ears are so shot from touring they can no longer hear the details of how their music sounds, so they have to rely increasingly on producers and execs to work out the details.
I accidentally hit something on my phone that opened up what I believe is the change wallpaper menu. And they were showing some suggested photos taken from my gallery, the center one being a picture of my family's dog on his deathbed 6 years ago. Thanks for that!
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I accidentally hit something on my phone that opened up what I believe is the change wallpaper menu. And they were showing some suggested photos taken from my gallery, the center one being a picture of my family's dog on his deathbed 6 years ago. Thanks for that!
It's funny how circa 2010 it was just taken as a fact that communism wouldn't work in practice, meanwhile in the 2020s I'll be hanging out with my normal brother and his wife or watching a video game Youtuber and someone will casually drop a line about the flaws of capitalism
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It's funny how circa 2010 it was just taken as a fact that communism wouldn't work in practice, meanwhile in the 2020s I'll be hanging out with my normal brother and his wife or watching a video game Youtuber and someone will casually drop a line about the flaws of capitalism
What a sinister title. It's like something a supervillain would say before tranquilizing the hero
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What a sinister title. It's like something a supervillain would say before tranquilizing the hero
Mad scientist Jeffrey Epstein who is a big fan of René Descartes but got the pineal gland and the pituitary gland mixed up: "No you don't understand, I didn't remove it to prevent the children from going into puberty. I was making supersoldiers for Israel."
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mad scientist Jeffrey Epstein who is a big fan of René Descartes but got the pineal gland and the pituitary gland mixed up: "No you don't understand, I didn't remove it to prevent the children from going into puberty. I was making supersoldiers for Israel."
It's strange to look out and see a world ruled, in business and in politics, by people who don't act like people. I don't know why this didn't hit me earlier. I guess when I was a kid I just accepted things, and also politicians were relatively more normal acting, and also I was less aware.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It's strange to look out and see a world ruled, in business and in politics, by people who don't act like people. I don't know why this didn't hit me earlier. I guess when I was a kid I just accepted things, and also politicians were relatively more normal acting, and also I was less aware.
This guy trying to convince me to grind for money appears to be a literal ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This guy trying to convince me to grind for money appears to be a literal ghoul
The virgin 180K views cartoon man vs the chad 19 views music teacher
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The virgin 180K views cartoon man vs the chad 19 views music teacher
Thanks for the input guys very helpful
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanks for the input guys very helpful
As a misogynist feminist I believe that men should be in charge of cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children due to their superior body strength, while the diminutive and weak woman should be paid 200,000 a year to sit in an office pressing on computer keys. The way God intended.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
As a misogynist feminist I believe that men should be in charge of cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children due to their superior body strength, while the diminutive and weak woman should be paid 200,000 a year to sit in an office pressing on computer keys. The way God intended.
Nahhhh lil bro thought he was worshipping the one true god 🤣🤣🤣 like bruh that's the Demiurge 🤣🤣🤣🤣 homie's never gonna ascend to the pleroma at this rate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Nahhhh lil bro thought he was worshipping the one true god 🤣🤣🤣 like bruh that's the Demiurge 🤣🤣🤣🤣 homie's never gonna ascend to the pleroma at this rate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got a new pair of headphones and the corresponding app is so annoying, it feels like it was made by an intern, who was being directed by a marketing executive who had never inhabited a human soul before. Not built to function, not built to help, just built to exist in itself, like a colorectal polyp
Tech feels like it's not built to actually function anymore.
Maybe they should put more "POLISH" into their operating system am I right gamers
Maybe they should put more "POLISH" into their operating system am I right gamers
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Got a new pair of headphones and the corresponding app is so annoying, it feels like it was made by an intern, who was being directed by a marketing executive who had never inhabited a human soul before. Not built to function, not built to help, just built to exist in itself, like a colorectal polyp
How do I know I'm not a robot though. And what exactly do you mean by "robot"...?
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How do I know I'm not a robot though. And what exactly do you mean by "robot"...?
:O :O :O
You know she a baddie when she got that
You know she a baddie when she got that
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
:O :O :O
You know she a baddie when she got that
You know she a baddie when she got that
You gonna find a lover with that
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You gonna find a lover with that
Palestine switched from Daylight Savings Time yesterday. Genocide victims still have to use clocks I guess
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Palestine switched from Daylight Savings Time yesterday. Genocide victims still have to use clocks I guess
