Stan Marsh
@stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social
Hey guys, it's me, Stan Marsh!
I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.
I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.
Did anyone see Mr. Hankey this Christmas? Kyle told me he saw him.
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did anyone see Mr. Hankey this Christmas? Kyle told me he saw him.
So did anyone else had a good Christmas yesterday?
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So did anyone else had a good Christmas yesterday?
Oh, so you and Rebecca are just best friends. Because for a while I thought you two were… something else.
Admittedly...it has been, since I got to spend it with you. My best friend.
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh, so you and Rebecca are just best friends. Because for a while I thought you two were… something else.
Man, I really need to help Brimmy get over his grandma. Right now, he’s become a complete wreck.
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Man, I really need to help Brimmy get over his grandma. Right now, he’s become a complete wreck.
So… do girls actually like video games? I’ve never seen any of them talk about them.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So… do girls actually like video games? I’ve never seen any of them talk about them.
I’m usually one of the few boys who gets on fine with girls, but Estella? I just can’t trust her knowing her story from Pip.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m usually one of the few boys who gets on fine with girls, but Estella? I just can’t trust her knowing her story from Pip.
Happy birthday, Wendy! I love you!
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy birthday, Wendy! I love you!
Today was my mom's birthday, so we took her out to Faggoncini for dinner.
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Today was my mom's birthday, so we took her out to Faggoncini for dinner.
No offence to Tweek, but when was the last time he brushed his hair? Like does he like having it tangled and shit?
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
No offence to Tweek, but when was the last time he brushed his hair? Like does he like having it tangled and shit?
I've just found out about the cause of Rob Reiner's death in the first place and I think I'm traumatized right now.
December 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I've just found out about the cause of Rob Reiner's death in the first place and I think I'm traumatized right now.
//I know there's already a Cartman RP account on Bluesky, but I might think about making my own that's actually in character to the show.
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
//I know there's already a Cartman RP account on Bluesky, but I might think about making my own that's actually in character to the show.
PC Principal may not take Christianity seriously and almost tanked its reputation, but I genuinely believe in the religion and why Jesus died for our sins in the first place. Jesus himself may have gone through a pretty rough year, but I'm glad I talked him out of it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
PC Principal may not take Christianity seriously and almost tanked its reputation, but I genuinely believe in the religion and why Jesus died for our sins in the first place. Jesus himself may have gone through a pretty rough year, but I'm glad I talked him out of it.
Maybe I should give Satan a Christmas present too. I know he's the Prince of Darkness, but poor guy didn't deserve all the crap he got when he was in the White House. Hell, he even sacrificed himself to save the entire town from ManBearPig last time we saw him.
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Maybe I should give Satan a Christmas present too. I know he's the Prince of Darkness, but poor guy didn't deserve all the crap he got when he was in the White House. Hell, he even sacrificed himself to save the entire town from ManBearPig last time we saw him.
After everything that has happened this year, I'd say it's time to just leave the president and his administration behind us. I don't think they'd try and sue our town anymore.
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
After everything that has happened this year, I'd say it's time to just leave the president and his administration behind us. I don't think they'd try and sue our town anymore.
I’m finally home!
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’m finally home!
Seriously, living in a retirement home sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Seriously, living in a retirement home sucks.
If there's one thing I do know about what Christianity is, it's that they DON'T beat the shit out of Jesus!
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If there's one thing I do know about what Christianity is, it's that they DON'T beat the shit out of Jesus!
I can’t believe we’ve managed to win $5000, thanks to Tolkien.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I can’t believe we’ve managed to win $5000, thanks to Tolkien.
Does the retirement home even have any heating? If not, I’m surprised my grandpa’s still alive despite possibly getting hypothermia.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Does the retirement home even have any heating? If not, I’m surprised my grandpa’s still alive despite possibly getting hypothermia.
Jesus Christ, it’s freezing outside!
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Jesus Christ, it’s freezing outside!
Hey, at least Cartman’s back.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hey, at least Cartman’s back.
Seriously though, I’m not trying to blame Pip for us losing to Denver last night, but does anyone know why he’s been so quiet yesterday? Like, he’s been more distant than usual.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Seriously though, I’m not trying to blame Pip for us losing to Denver last night, but does anyone know why he’s been so quiet yesterday? Like, he’s been more distant than usual.
Goddamnit, why’s my hair still oily? I thought I washed myself yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Goddamnit, why’s my hair still oily? I thought I washed myself yesterday.
It kinda feels empty trick or treating without Cartman.
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It kinda feels empty trick or treating without Cartman.
It’s funny to think PC Principal once tried to expel me all because I didn’t let Jesus sit with us at lunch, now he’s been suspended because of what he did last week.
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s funny to think PC Principal once tried to expel me all because I didn’t let Jesus sit with us at lunch, now he’s been suspended because of what he did last week.