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Litigator, Sade devotee・🇪🇬・occasional posts for the morale of those who, for professional reasons, it can't be on sight, but let me ca-*signal drops* 📍HI 'til I die.

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C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · Sep 1

I thought 15 shows would be a lot, but, actually...a bit about me:

Bron/Broen
Lupin
Beck
Gangsta
Sapphire and Steel
Le bureau des légendes
Killing Eve
Hannibal
The Wire
Sherlock
Cowboy Bebop
Beef
Orphan Black
名探偵コナン
Luther

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 13h

Ted is so damn stupid. Also, for what it's worth, aint no way Leslie would've been able to manhandle original Ted like that 🤣.

Ted is a grown man, he needs to ACT AND SPEAK UP IN THE MOMENT. Why is he always so pathetic and ineffective? #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 14h

😒 I do not like this turn where they're trying to lock in Dani and Andre as a real thing. Stop it, I'm not buying, because I know these [redacted] writers are just going to pull some bullshit and force Andre and boring beak on us in the end. I REFUSE. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 14h

Exhibit, got it in one. This scamming ass ho. I'm very ready for her to disappear taking Bill's stupid ass for everything. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · Aug 12

All I can think is Hayley and "Sammy" (lmao, c'mon, Bill don't know him already????) scheming on siphoning money out of the fictional child's college fund/whatever trust was set up. Since in her "grief" she brings up reinvesting the money? Otherwise TF is the point of fake fetus? #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 14h

Also, this really shows that Naomi is a HORRIBLE judge of character since Hayley was supposedly her *bestie*.

I'm dead that this tacky-ass iteration of Hayley is the "perfect" mate for Bill. NOT THIS HO CALLING DANI A RUNWAY RELIC. She wishes she looked that good. Tuh. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 14h

Ted needs to get an order for protection, I am tired of these scenes with psychopathic Leslie.

Ha, Mrs. Shamilton. I'm ready for the tacky scammer to get exposed. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 14h

🤣 Kat is the biggest loser CLOWN with this speech to her mom about what she and Tomas have is real. Go ahead and slobber all over that cardboard cutout girl. I've never been team Kat (though her acting is A+) so I endorse this hilarious L. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

After the hell Bill put Dani through, I'm not here for any little kisses or flashbacks to the good times. That relationship is dead dead. Davis West can get his with that tacky pea-brained scammer taking him for all he's worth. Time to circle back to the fake fetus storyline. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

Describing boring beak as a "force of nature" was the kind of writing that lies beyond jumping the shark. Atp, Andre is mentally ill. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

That's right Bill, you threw it all away. *sigh* guess the end of Dani and Andre is going to be as messy as possible. Just the other day he was talking all that nonsense about seeing that baby reminding him of his potential with boring beak, now he wants to stay married? 🙄 #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

Martin and Smitty sitting down to dinner with no placemats and no trivet for the warm pan? #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

And here's Andre being a moron again. Please free Dani now. That fun-sized man can go be with boring beak and they can exit stage left forever. Bring on GV. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

Good. Donnell has more sense than Honessa.

Package deal? 🙄 Girl please. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

This is so wild. Why TF would Donnell go to work as a dealer in the casino where his father supposedly gambled himself to the depths of despair, got drunk, and then ended up dead?! I hate bargain bin bitch. And I am not interested in Donnell getting played like this. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

Um, did we forget Vanessa comes from money? Bargain bin bitch needs to STFU trying to talk to Donnell. "Let's discuss?!" Excuse you, but it's none of your business what this young man wants to do to take care of his mother. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

Honessa is a fool. Nicole rightfully trying to give her a reality check. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

(catching up on yesterday's ep.) Definitely ready for Leslie to lose what's left of her mind about June having eyes for Ted.

Hope Donnell is about to tell bargain bin bitch to step off ✨ #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 1d

Boring beak and Derek get off the elevator. You know what *I* love? The ability to skip this scene 😊. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 2d

Not D'Angelo.

Tragedy for us...but sounds like rest for him 😔.

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 4d

Just finished S1 of Dept. Q and am pleased to see there will be a second. Promising.

Makes me want to gather up all the scattered seasons of Beck for a full revisit.

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 5d

...the way I would knock all this shit over if they wasted his character like that?!?!?! It's too horrifying. That would also be diabolical casting, bc I would need to see the ugly grandparent 💀.

BunnieHop @calibunniegrl.bsky.social · 5d

I’m very nervous! Jan was back on willing to be Leslie’s friend again 🙄but I also heard them mention Jan being pregnant in her teens & being alone. I immediately thought 😳please do not make Greg V her ex & Ashley’s father. I might have to checkout. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 5d

😒 I'm not falling for the attempted rehab of Andre like this/trying to make him so devoted to Dani. No. As long as boring beak hasn't been written off the show, no eggs in this basket. This is some light fun until GV's character appears. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 5d

I see, Naomi's downfall is that she's supposed to actually blindly love Jacob and his 2 brain cells. That's the only explanation as to why she'd be portrayed on her back foot asking "🥺 are you gonna regret marrying me?" over this bullshit. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 5d

Pamela should've told him his suit was ill-fitting. You would think ~the~ Bill Hamilton could afford to go to a tailor. This man is so delusional if he thinks he can address Dani's closest friend about her business. 🤣 and trying to take the $ angle is even more crazy? #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 5d

I KNOW THIS DUMB BITCH ISN'T TALKING ABOUT THIS IS LIKE A JURY TRIAL AND HIS BIG CLOSE IS 'CONSIDER HOW CUTE OUR BABY WOULD BE.' No, Naomi, he does not have a point. Girl, get rid of that cluster of cells and this man that's dumber than a sack of bricks. #BeyondtheGates

C. @starfruitandsky.bsky.social · 5d

Hey Jan, two things can be true. Leslie can be an insane narcissistic bitch who has a teeny tiny sliver of heart to ease the last months of life for Peaches. Mona was the smart one here. #BeyondtheGates