Michael Starrbury
@starrbury.com
Writer: “The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete” and “When They See Us”. Showrunner: “Colin In Black & White”.
Cool stories, bro.
Cool stories, bro.
I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.
I asked Grok a couple of questions.
July 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I asked Grok a couple of questions.
I'm really surprised that Trump is covering it up. He's such a standup guy. I thought for sure he'd be like, "All right. You got me. I'm on the list. I did it. I'm ready for prison now".
July 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm really surprised that Trump is covering it up. He's such a standup guy. I thought for sure he'd be like, "All right. You got me. I'm on the list. I did it. I'm ready for prison now".
For the six people who will see this, I just want you to know that Donald Trump is an F'ing liar.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
For the six people who will see this, I just want you to know that Donald Trump is an F'ing liar.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
...What if they were, though? 👀
They're saying the Epstein files were in there.
SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft exploded on its test stand on Wednesday, sending a large fireball into the sky. The company had cleared personnel from around the site. wapo.st/4kUmz6G
July 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
...What if they were, though? 👀
Thanks for the heads up! Deleting.
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thanks for the heads up! Deleting.
They're saying the Epstein files were in there.
SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft exploded on its test stand on Wednesday, sending a large fireball into the sky. The company had cleared personnel from around the site. wapo.st/4kUmz6G
June 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They're saying the Epstein files were in there.
This doesn't seem sus at all.
Minnesota shooter texted roommates www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
June 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This doesn't seem sus at all.
Blocking Trump's entry would be great. Short of that, let him in but make him get special permission. Let it be known that because he's a felon, he had to admit that he was before they'd let him in the country.
May 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Blocking Trump's entry would be great. Short of that, let him in but make him get special permission. Let it be known that because he's a felon, he had to admit that he was before they'd let him in the country.
Fair point. But some people can't afford to quit their job(s) to go to the library to read two books a day. My tongue-in-cheek reply was for them.
May 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fair point. But some people can't afford to quit their job(s) to go to the library to read two books a day. My tongue-in-cheek reply was for them.
Two books a day? In this economy?
May 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Two books a day? In this economy?
My review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete. #Filmsky
A ★★★★★ review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete (2013)
I wrote this film. Of course I'm going to give it Five Stars!
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May 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete. #Filmsky
Ayeee... I'm just sayin'. 😉
April 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ayeee... I'm just sayin'. 😉
What does a cheese grater sound like? Please record an audio example by saying, "The rain in Spain mainly falls on the plains."
April 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What does a cheese grater sound like? Please record an audio example by saying, "The rain in Spain mainly falls on the plains."
⤵️ Check below for an "All Vampires Matter" post. ⤵️
After you watch Sinners, you should read George R.R. Martin’s excellent and underrated vampire novel
After you watch Sinners, you should read George R.R. Martin’s excellent and underrated vampire novel
The Game of Thrones author writes more than great fantasy stories
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April 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
⤵️ Check below for an "All Vampires Matter" post. ⤵️
I see some Bluesky users are doing that old 'follow thousands of people then unfollow them Twitter trick' to make their accounts seem bigger.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I see some Bluesky users are doing that old 'follow thousands of people then unfollow them Twitter trick' to make their accounts seem bigger.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Bucks swept the Pacers but I'm just gonna say Bucks in Six out of respect for the nation.
#FearTheDeer
#FearTheDeer
April 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if the Bucks swept the Pacers but I'm just gonna say Bucks in Six out of respect for the nation.
#FearTheDeer
#FearTheDeer
Man. George Soros is going to be broke after today.
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Man. George Soros is going to be broke after today.
LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith
March 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith