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Jen
@starsinjenseyes.bsky.social
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Old soul, young heart, fizzy water connoisseur.
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That guy said “I’m not going to one of those rage rooms to break stuff”
Imagine this guy tipped over on his side with jewels inside. “Can someone please help me, I’m trying to make a getaway”
Here’s how my thought journey went: AI could never pull off a heist at the Louvre. Wait, but could the food delivery robots pull off a heist at the Louvre? No, probably not.
White collar true crime, museum heists, and old timet true crime is the only true crime I enjoy. Well, and also the book “The Song of Spiderman” about the spiderman broadway musical.
I’ve been very offline this weekend. Somebody robbed the Louvre?! This is my favorite type of true crime, give me a podcast, a Netflix series, and a book about this.
Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being retired.
I give my friend their $20 back after, and we go out for a little treat with whatever I earn in tips. But most people won’t tip until they see someone tip first.
I’m starting up a new season of giving neighborhood walking tours and the two lessons I’ve learned are: 1) share info like you’re sharing the hottest gossip and 2) my friends can come on my tours for free but at the end they have to make a big show of tipping me $20 at the end
Just to clarify: the mushroom infusion was not drugs, it was just a tonic with lions mane or something
Update: I drank 2 cups of lemonade and one mushroom infusion thingy and slept until 11am today. 🙃
Life in SoCal: tonight I’m attending a lemonade party and then a mushroom party.
I don’t want to brag, but my grandma told me I’m the best tour guide that she knows.
I don’t really care why she is scratching the correct scratching thing as long as she’s not scratching my furniture.
Every morning, Patricia Pancakes walks into my office and scratches her scratching post. Then I give her a treat to reward her. I don’t think she actually knows why she’s scratching the post, she just a lil guy who loves a lil treat.
Is it even a sewing project if you don’t have a cat helper?
It’s raining so hard I can’t even see the mountain! The mountain is less than half a mile away, I can always see the mountain.
I know a lot of people like the Sunday reset & clean, but hear me out: Friday afternoon cleaning then you get to loaf around in your clean house all weekend.
Patricia was blessed with freckles on both sides, black and butterscotch. It makes her nose look camouflaged. So I personally love a lil nose bloop
Yes. I’ve always enjoyed it but it’s like asmr to my ears and my brain so I’ve been turning it on every night this week.
Probably what I should have said was Black nose side or Peanut Butter nose side
Well she doesn’t know her right from left (and neither do I apparently) 😅
Help me settle a debate. Which side is Patricia Pancakes’ good side?
Well, my current comfort media is a 3 hour documentary about the history of Los Angeles as told through the movies. 🙃
I need clothing brands to free themselves from the monstrous idea that any adult wants to sleep in a romper.
When you think about it, the Heavyside Layer in Cats is basically being raptured.