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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 11h

That guy said “I’m not going to one of those rage rooms to break stuff”

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 11h

Imagine this guy tipped over on his side with jewels inside. “Can someone please help me, I’m trying to make a getaway”

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 11h

Here’s how my thought journey went: AI could never pull off a heist at the Louvre. Wait, but could the food delivery robots pull off a heist at the Louvre? No, probably not.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 1d

White collar true crime, museum heists, and old timet true crime is the only true crime I enjoy. Well, and also the book “The Song of Spiderman” about the spiderman broadway musical.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been very offline this weekend. Somebody robbed the Louvre?! This is my favorite type of true crime, give me a podcast, a Netflix series, and a book about this.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 4d

Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being retired.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 4d

I give my friend their $20 back after, and we go out for a little treat with whatever I earn in tips. But most people won’t tip until they see someone tip first.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 4d

I’m starting up a new season of giving neighborhood walking tours and the two lessons I’ve learned are: 1) share info like you’re sharing the hottest gossip and 2) my friends can come on my tours for free but at the end they have to make a big show of tipping me $20 at the end

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 4d

Just to clarify: the mushroom infusion was not drugs, it was just a tonic with lions mane or something

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 4d

Update: I drank 2 cups of lemonade and one mushroom infusion thingy and slept until 11am today. 🙃

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 5d

Life in SoCal: tonight I’m attending a lemonade party and then a mushroom party.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 11d

I don’t want to brag, but my grandma told me I’m the best tour guide that she knows.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 12d

I don’t really care why she is scratching the correct scratching thing as long as she’s not scratching my furniture.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 12d

Every morning, Patricia Pancakes walks into my office and scratches her scratching post. Then I give her a treat to reward her. I don’t think she actually knows why she’s scratching the post, she just a lil guy who loves a lil treat.

Patricia Pancakes sits on a yellow couch.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 19d

Is it even a sewing project if you don’t have a cat helper?

Patricia Pancakes sitting on top of my sewing pattern and material.

Patricia Pancakes barely knows she exists but she is existing on my fabric and sewing pattern.

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Jen @starsinjenseyes.bsky.social · 23d

It’s raining so hard I can’t even see the mountain! The mountain is less than half a mile away, I can always see the mountain.

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