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Star Wars Line by Line

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I’m here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 6h

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That feeling when it's over and you are disgusted by what you just did

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 17h

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He's having a dream that his podracer broke apart like Ben Quadinaros'

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 2d

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When your mom tries to wake you up 5 minutes before your alarm.

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 3d

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He showed up to school, but he's still wearing his pajamas. The girl he has a crush on asks him to help her with the math homework, but he can't because now he's just in his underwear and he can't remember his locker combination!

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 4d

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Uh oh. It's wet dream time.

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 5d

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When you're in Mathletes:

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 6d

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Yoda is the shadow government.

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 7d

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How do you know that? You been talking to him??

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 8d

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There's a little blue pill for that

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Star Wars Line by Line @starwarslxl.bsky.social · 9d

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This (and the next) line is actually not talked about enough. They knew they couldn't use the force to see evil, but Yoda wanted to cover it up.