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Clumsy💜

@stasnova.bsky.social

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Artist/fanartist, Older than 25 original, Hazbin/Helluva, cursed AUs, etc Linktree: https://linktr.ee/ClumsySquid

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Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 7d

Making a header post, since I closed comms indefinitely.

Uh, hi, I draw edge and am obsessed with an AU that is basically a cross-over between Hazbin Hotel and Hellraiser.

✨✨✨👍👍👍

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 13h

half-angelic spiritually, in other words, just an average faithful guy?

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 13h

A ton of people die staying faithful to God, it doesn't martyr people, faith is very popular.

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 20h

Ignoring new hazbin clip cuz today was a HORRIBLE day

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 20h

You lost me there. Martyr, but half-angelic and fell into Hell?

How is he a martyr specifically? What happened to him to make him so? And what is half-angelic?

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 1d

BASEMENT NUN

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 1d

Half angel half sinner? A Niphilim? Or is that the way you call a martyr?

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 1d

Same 🥺

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 1d

That tongue do speak gospels

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 1d

😭🙏 so many to confess

the most important one is

forgive me, father, for I have been dreaming of your tentacles digging in my guts while I'm shrieking in agony

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 1d

🐙✝️
#hazbinhotel #frederickvoneldritch #voneldritch

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

Masochists write the most cruel sadists, that's for sure

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

100% obvious. Because my post was meant to show that my fam is okay, but I am mentally ill, so I misinterpret their care as cruelty.

And you, well... you didn't manage to see it, so clearly you have either same condition, either shit for family.

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

KJGLJHG I wrote a fic that made my ice cold twin cry and say that they hated him in that one 😂😂😂 I felt bad, but I believe it's an achievement of a sort.

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

😏✨

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

Having written a ton of fics of how that works, I would be slightly hesitant 😞

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that you interpreted my post this way rings very sad bells.
You either
1. Take things way too literally and write without thinking
2. Have a horrible family
3. Have the same mental condition as me

😢

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

He does take appointments. But you also have to sign a slave contract 😩✨

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

Family: *is upset that I am tired from the job*

My clinically masochistic brain: Wow, that is cruel. Like what, I can't be tired now? I'm not allowed to be tired? You think I'm a machine? So now I shouldn't even look tired just so I don't upset people I love? 🤡

Family: 🧍🧍

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 2d

Alright, if you don't want to take the hint, I will bite this hook.

What flaws does this character have?
Is there a good explanation to his specialness?
Notice how in Hazbin/Helluva nobody is allmighty. Not even Lucifer is feared and respected. Hell denizens cannot respect/fear for the most part.

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 3d

😭😭😭😭😭

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 3d

Normally I'm indifferent to wholesome art, but this job is so insane that I actually got serotonin from seeing cutesy adorable art of a super-popular ship 🥲

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 3d

😍😍😍

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Zealotiv || 🎀🌈 @zealotivart.bsky.social · 4d

🫂🌈🎀
#chaggie #hazbinhotelvaggie #HazbinHotelCharlie

Clumsy💜 @stasnova.bsky.social · 3d

Volkhart, cuz then I get to realize that MY mental and physical state could be so much worse than it is right now.

Daily OC questions @dailyocs.bsky.social · 4d

If you could turn into your OC for 24 hours and could live their life for one day - which one of your OCs would you want to be and why?

#dailyocs