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@steakcityliars.bsky.social
· Jan 25
I think yesterday I described my movements as deliberate. Everything’s a haze
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Santatropic drugs
December 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Santatropic drugs
I like the idea of never having to do anything ever again
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I like the idea of never having to do anything ever again
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I fantasize about being unreasonable
May 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I fantasize about being unreasonable
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Sometimes I forget all the words in the english language
February 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Sometimes I forget all the words in the english language
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A bird won’t be called anything at all
March 5, 2024 at 5:31 PM
A bird won’t be called anything at all
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This is all an act
June 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
This is all an act
I still can’t believe the ghost of Christmas present said those things to you
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I still can’t believe the ghost of Christmas present said those things to you
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Please stop calling me “The Toymaker”
April 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Please stop calling me “The Toymaker”
Turning my technology on
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Turning my technology on
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It’s okay to listen to Michael Jackson songs as long as they’re covers. It’s like morality laundering
November 10, 2023 at 3:25 PM
It’s okay to listen to Michael Jackson songs as long as they’re covers. It’s like morality laundering
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I don’t like thinking about my coworkers’ lives outside of work. I don’t like anything really
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I don’t like thinking about my coworkers’ lives outside of work. I don’t like anything really
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If the first click doesn’t work, just click again
September 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If the first click doesn’t work, just click again
Hey sorry when I said there’s more of gravy than of grave about you
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Hey sorry when I said there’s more of gravy than of grave about you
Let’s just say in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money changing hole
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Let’s just say in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money changing hole
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I’m so much better than you
July 26, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I’m so much better than you
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Commercials are so embarrassing
April 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Commercials are so embarrassing
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Tragedy is so embarrassing
August 16, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Tragedy is so embarrassing
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I am so at work
August 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I am so at work
I might be pure evil
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I might be pure evil
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Something has caused my face to become warm
May 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Something has caused my face to become warm
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I have this tradition where I fart
November 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I have this tradition where I fart
Have all of these lights always been on
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Have all of these lights always been on
Dare me to eat an apple without coughing
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dare me to eat an apple without coughing
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Should I get into video games
August 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Should I get into video games
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Excited to announce my partnership with Hell
June 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Excited to announce my partnership with Hell