Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

I got to eat Peking duck on Christmas while watching 'A Christmas Story' with my best friends.

Win.

So, I'm still getting the hang this platform.

Anyone out there into film and screenwriting?

How about making music?

Social media reminds me of going to a mixer:

I don't know anyone and I never know what to say...

God, I hope it's something witty.

I've migrated here from Twitter, which is to say that I'll still be as socially awkward here as I was there.

Carry on.