Steini
@steini.bsky.social
A tad of 🇩🇪 in 🏴…
Almost two decades in CyberSec & IT
💩poster
🎬 geek addicted to ☕️
❤️ Scandinavian Power Metal
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Almost two decades in CyberSec & IT
💩poster
🎬 geek addicted to ☕️
❤️ Scandinavian Power Metal
$argon2id$v=19$m=512,t=256,p=1$Zq2FHJGkEwz7UdTckL0Kkw$paPz37cxHa10UTaacXCyea4K871dpZgSsIQ4qVSKG9Y
@support.bsky.team I had to rebuild my server and lost the DNS entry for my custom account. When I try to log-in, my server can’t be verified, hence login fails. How can I restore my access to Bluesky?
September 28, 2024 at 10:19 AM
@support.bsky.team I had to rebuild my server and lost the DNS entry for my custom account. When I try to log-in, my server can’t be verified, hence login fails. How can I restore my access to Bluesky?
Just as I was jogging in a large forest, at the first side stitch it occurred to me that emergency services would never find me.
March 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Just as I was jogging in a large forest, at the first side stitch it occurred to me that emergency services would never find me.
My CV contains more than 20 years of IT stuff, but when my parents did “nothing” on their laptop, it pushes me beyond my emotional limit. EVERY. TIME.
January 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
My CV contains more than 20 years of IT stuff, but when my parents did “nothing” on their laptop, it pushes me beyond my emotional limit. EVERY. TIME.
My house isn’t messy, it’s just sorted by Date Last Modified.
January 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
My house isn’t messy, it’s just sorted by Date Last Modified.
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“I have to do something?!”
“I have to do something?!”
January 11, 2024 at 8:30 AM
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“I have to do something?!”
“I have to do something?!”
A police man who works from home is called Homeofficer.
January 2, 2024 at 11:29 AM
A police man who works from home is called Homeofficer.
I haven’t been sleeping well lately. That would also be the end of my last talent.
December 30, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I haven’t been sleeping well lately. That would also be the end of my last talent.
Colleague: “I’m happy every morning when I get to go to the office.”
Me: “Don’t you have it nice at home?”
How to destroy exuberant motivation in seconds.
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Me: “Don’t you have it nice at home?”
How to destroy exuberant motivation in seconds.
Follow me for more coaching advise.
December 19, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Colleague: “I’m happy every morning when I get to go to the office.”
Me: “Don’t you have it nice at home?”
How to destroy exuberant motivation in seconds.
Follow me for more coaching advise.
Me: “Don’t you have it nice at home?”
How to destroy exuberant motivation in seconds.
Follow me for more coaching advise.
What I miss most from the 1990s is watching the computer defragment.
December 15, 2023 at 9:56 PM
What I miss most from the 1990s is watching the computer defragment.
Light is faster than sound. That’s why people appear to be bright before one hears them talk.
December 12, 2023 at 11:20 AM
Light is faster than sound. That’s why people appear to be bright before one hears them talk.
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors,
then we had kingdoms run by kings,
and now we have countries run by…
then we had kingdoms run by kings,
and now we have countries run by…
December 4, 2023 at 5:41 PM
A long time ago we had empires run by emperors,
then we had kingdoms run by kings,
and now we have countries run by…
then we had kingdoms run by kings,
and now we have countries run by…
People who hate negative numbers will stop at nothing to avoid them…
November 28, 2023 at 11:36 PM
People who hate negative numbers will stop at nothing to avoid them…
The woman in front of me is buying two whole pies. Salesperson: “Eat in or take away?”
November 21, 2023 at 7:29 PM
The woman in front of me is buying two whole pies. Salesperson: “Eat in or take away?”
Never let printers sense that you’re in a hurry. They smell fear.
November 17, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Never let printers sense that you’re in a hurry. They smell fear.
You think you’re super romantic because you sent a Spotify song via WhatsApp?
We had to buy blank CDs in packs of ten and sit in front of the computer for hours to burn a CD. And don’t get me started recording a cassette from radio avoiding the disc jockey’s wittering and commercials…
We had to buy blank CDs in packs of ten and sit in front of the computer for hours to burn a CD. And don’t get me started recording a cassette from radio avoiding the disc jockey’s wittering and commercials…
November 10, 2023 at 11:23 AM
You think you’re super romantic because you sent a Spotify song via WhatsApp?
We had to buy blank CDs in packs of ten and sit in front of the computer for hours to burn a CD. And don’t get me started recording a cassette from radio avoiding the disc jockey’s wittering and commercials…
We had to buy blank CDs in packs of ten and sit in front of the computer for hours to burn a CD. And don’t get me started recording a cassette from radio avoiding the disc jockey’s wittering and commercials…
Family at the station with a child of about three years.
She: “What are you eating?”
He: “The leftover roll our boy gave me.”
She: “He didn’t have anything to eat.”
Oh… My… God…
She: “What are you eating?”
He: “The leftover roll our boy gave me.”
She: “He didn’t have anything to eat.”
Oh… My… God…
November 5, 2023 at 11:36 AM
Family at the station with a child of about three years.
She: “What are you eating?”
He: “The leftover roll our boy gave me.”
She: “He didn’t have anything to eat.”
Oh… My… God…
She: “What are you eating?”
He: “The leftover roll our boy gave me.”
She: “He didn’t have anything to eat.”
Oh… My… God…
Seven out of four people are unable to cope with maths.
November 2, 2023 at 8:20 AM
Seven out of four people are unable to cope with maths.
I’m in the forest and hear a cuckoo clock. Who throws away something like that?!
October 31, 2023 at 2:48 AM
I’m in the forest and hear a cuckoo clock. Who throws away something like that?!
I usually eat a bar of chocolate within 15 minutes because it’s very important to me that it’s really fresh.
October 25, 2023 at 10:44 AM
I usually eat a bar of chocolate within 15 minutes because it’s very important to me that it’s really fresh.
Elephants comfort each other with their trunks. I reckon that’s okay. However, still glad that evolution spares that to us men.
October 15, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Elephants comfort each other with their trunks. I reckon that’s okay. However, still glad that evolution spares that to us men.
Sometimes you just need someone to hug you and say, “I transferred money to you.”
October 12, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Sometimes you just need someone to hug you and say, “I transferred money to you.”
When people ask stupid questions, it’s my human duty to respond sarcastically.
October 11, 2023 at 8:17 AM
When people ask stupid questions, it’s my human duty to respond sarcastically.
Fact: game instructions will only be read when there’s a dispute.
October 10, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Fact: game instructions will only be read when there’s a dispute.
What annoys me most about meetings: they start at 8am, you check your watch after two hours and it’s 8:30am.
October 9, 2023 at 7:48 AM
What annoys me most about meetings: they start at 8am, you check your watch after two hours and it’s 8:30am.