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Stephen Slack
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Cyclist, Evertonian, Layabout
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Someone’s still paying Tim ‘more tea’ Vickery to be a ‘South American football expert’ I see.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Stephen Slack
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
And another 5 things that should be taxed:

Conspiracy theories
Talking loudly in restaurants
Referees
Choirs
Being late
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Had a really weird dream last night - Everton were away at Old Trafford when they suddenly started fighting amongst themselves. They had a man sent off but then scored and went on to win. Honestly, the stuff that’s in my head! Nuts.
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Glory be!
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fuckin' gerrin!
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Football would be better off without referees. The players could police the games better themselves than the referee/referees assistant/Stockley Park cabal of fuckwittery.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Come on Everton, these are shite!
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How long has Rick Wakeman been Aston Villa’s set piece coach?
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Slot Out! #YNWA
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Great response this. Just what the Fremantle Doctor ordered.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Wakes up. Tunes in. Switches off.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The roof should be in the form of a peaky blinders hat.
Our new stadium.

A statement of intent for the City of Birmingham and the West Midlands, testament to a region that is on the rise.
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Covid enquiry concludes that Boris Johnson is a halfwit. Quelle surprise.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Pub lunch for me birthday. Pie and brown beer. Lovely.
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“We’re on the march with Ally’s army…”
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There’s only one word for that - brilliant football.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Might just set the alarm for the inevitable 97th minute equaliser.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What a goal!
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Very disappointed to discover that Ted from ‘Gone Fishing’ is an actor rather than Paul or Bob’s pet dog.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trappiste Rochefort on draught. Don’t mind if I do.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’d rather eat a wombat’s anus than watch ‘I’m a celebrity…’
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Hoots man!
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM