What idiot called it the Recycling Centre and not the tipping point?
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
What idiot called it the Recycling Centre and not the tipping point?
Do I like Depeche Mode puns? I just can't get enough...
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Do I like Depeche Mode puns? I just can't get enough...
American "Christians" today…if English was good enough for the bible to be written in, it should be good enough for the Superbowl half time show 🤪🤪🤪🤪
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
American "Christians" today…if English was good enough for the bible to be written in, it should be good enough for the Superbowl half time show 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Snooker puns are the easiest to deliver right on cue...
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Snooker puns are the easiest to deliver right on cue...
My daughter contacted me earlier & all I could see was her dog doing sprints around the garden…turned out it was a zoom call...
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My daughter contacted me earlier & all I could see was her dog doing sprints around the garden…turned out it was a zoom call...
In the Western World a lot of us have witnessed that embarrassing racist, incontinent, incoherent grandad who's lost his filter. Most get put in a home. America made him their president 🙄
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
In the Western World a lot of us have witnessed that embarrassing racist, incontinent, incoherent grandad who's lost his filter. Most get put in a home. America made him their president 🙄
Today is genuinely National Fart Day…at first I thought it was just someone trying to put the wind up me...
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Today is genuinely National Fart Day…at first I thought it was just someone trying to put the wind up me...
Today is National Wicker Day…what basket case came up with that?
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Today is National Wicker Day…what basket case came up with that?
I think tomorrow will be my last session at my Black Eyed Peas Addiction Group. My therapist hasn't said anything but I gotta feeling...
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I think tomorrow will be my last session at my Black Eyed Peas Addiction Group. My therapist hasn't said anything but I gotta feeling...
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that love Don't Stop Movin' by S Club 7 and those who think they're too cool to admit loving it.
Happy Friday to all of you 😊❤️
youtu.be/vm262cXxRrU?...
Happy Friday to all of you 😊❤️
youtu.be/vm262cXxRrU?...
S Club - Don't Stop Movin'
YouTube video by SClub7VEVO
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that love Don't Stop Movin' by S Club 7 and those who think they're too cool to admit loving it.
Happy Friday to all of you 😊❤️
youtu.be/vm262cXxRrU?...
Happy Friday to all of you 😊❤️
youtu.be/vm262cXxRrU?...
I was today years old when I found out there are no 'X's on the clock faces at Big Ben…they're 'f's 😲
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I was today years old when I found out there are no 'X's on the clock faces at Big Ben…they're 'f's 😲
Totally obsessed with a Charlatans song at the moment. Not sure what it's called but it's the only one I know.
January 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Totally obsessed with a Charlatans song at the moment. Not sure what it's called but it's the only one I know.
Today is Local Quilt Shop Day. I don't celebrate because it only gets me down…
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Today is Local Quilt Shop Day. I don't celebrate because it only gets me down…
Whoever did this, I salute you 🫡🤭
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Whoever did this, I salute you 🫡🤭
Today is National Thesaurus Day & it's been amazing…there's no other word for it.
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Today is National Thesaurus Day & it's been amazing…there's no other word for it.
Did my best ever time for finishing a Marathon earlier…sorry, they're Snickers now aren't they…
August 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did my best ever time for finishing a Marathon earlier…sorry, they're Snickers now aren't they…
@proseccoscot.bsky.social Lovely to meet you. Did you enjoy the gig?
July 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
@proseccoscot.bsky.social Lovely to meet you. Did you enjoy the gig?
Facebook…where every 3rd post seems to be a joke about the distance to the Wetherspoons toilets 🤷♂️
March 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Facebook…where every 3rd post seems to be a joke about the distance to the Wetherspoons toilets 🤷♂️
I'll bet £100 I could beat anyone on here in a gondola race…that's got to be worth a punt…
February 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'll bet £100 I could beat anyone on here in a gondola race…that's got to be worth a punt…
All this stuff about Christiano Ronaldo being the self-proclaimed most complete footballer ever.
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
a soccer player holds his finger to his mouth while another player looks on
ALT: a soccer player holds his finger to his mouth while another player looks on
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
All this stuff about Christiano Ronaldo being the self-proclaimed most complete footballer ever.
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
How delusional & egotistical can you be? He's not even the best Ronaldo 🇧🇷
Started a group called The Gastric Band…we do Thin Lizzy covers…
February 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Started a group called The Gastric Band…we do Thin Lizzy covers…
A Huddersfield Town fan & nails it when it comes to Musk. What's not to love about @reecedinsdale.bsky.social 😊
January 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A Huddersfield Town fan & nails it when it comes to Musk. What's not to love about @reecedinsdale.bsky.social 😊
In other news, Michelle Mone & her husband have set up a roofing business…
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In other news, Michelle Mone & her husband have set up a roofing business…
Whole family have been in the house all morning because of the weather warning…how the fuck did we survive lockdown 🤷♂️🤪
January 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Whole family have been in the house all morning because of the weather warning…how the fuck did we survive lockdown 🤷♂️🤪