Steve Hasegawa
@stevehasegawa.bsky.social
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Whistleblower lawyer, sawdust production specialist, rubber side down. Save a few for Lefty too.
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With all that insanity last night I completely forgot there was a Huskies game. Bonus win! That I didn’t experience, and therefore stress about, at all!
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I did spare a moment in my joy to think that a series like that requires two teams playing their hearts out and that Detroit’s fans had the exact same experience as I did until the last second
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Looking at your profile picture and you really should have said pancakes
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At least five months until I’m forced to watch George Kirby pitch to Kerry Carpenter again
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They definitely want payback for the game where we won when Bichette and Springer collided. Also Seattle, not Toronto, is the northernmost franchise
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Five hours of anxiety spontaneously combusting into joy is a heady feeling
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We should thank Lenny Randle every day for breathing the Mariners’ identity into existence in that moment
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I hope you and they will remember it forever and every few years you can reminisce about it
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I can’t even celebrate. I feel like a soldier wandering Gettysburg as the gunsmoke clears
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They saved it for this
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Oh my god… Humpy just earned a win in the Mariners Salmon Run.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
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You can eat your shoes like the Donner Party did for starters
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These are the teams whose games MLB showed at noon on weekdays because they needed to show the Yankees lose by 8 in prime time
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Really all I ask of you is that when I die of anxiety you tell my wife and children that I loved them
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Wouldn’t even want that. I want the team with a guy who got down on all fours to blow a ball foul
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And for some reason I think there is a rule that Yordan Alvarez and Kerry Carpenter get to bat every inning
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I want people who are not Mariners fans to know that they’re all like this. For the last 5 years we have been within a game of the playoffs 162 games a year and every game is 11 innings and then if we make the playoffs we lose a game where we held them scoreless for 17 innings
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Everybody is so made at Pierczynzki for bunt-love but nobody said anything when he was demanding fastballs even though Mariners were destroying Tigers with sliders
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All of these people joking about bunting as if my life isn’t contingent on the outcome of this game
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Me. I died already during the bunt sequence
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The funny thing is that we all knew he would have been star-adjacent if he played in NY (and maybe didn’t have glasses) but then he played in NY and missed his star-adjacent period. But also he didn’t care—hated the limelight
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Joey Cora looks like a guy who looks vaguely like Joey Cora’s grandpa
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Phelps was a wildly underrated hitter who just happened to hit his decline the moment the Yankees traded for him