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Steve Mallam

@stevemallam.bsky.social

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Husband, dad and grandpa Newcastle United (NUFC) home & away Guitarist (allegedly) Runner and retired martial artist He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · May 30

I don’t think I’ve bought a shirt in 30 years (excluding a couple of charity ones I paid for)… I just collect the race shirts and wear them till they fall apart!
Worst part is the smell of my suitcase after a week away with work. Rinsing in the shower only does so much!

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Mar 23

He either doesn’t know what he’s doing, or he DOES know what he’s doing and does it in purpose.
I don’t know which would be worse!

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Feb 16

And, for what very little it’s worth,
I’ve uninstalled GoogleMaps over the use of “Gulf of America” in England.
How thoroughly ludicrous - I feel for the majority of USians (to distinguish from all of the other Americas) who must be utterly embarrassed at the stupidity of their so-called leaders

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 29

Thanks 😁❤️

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 25

My wife would agree, but it was bloody lovely 🤣

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 25

You COULD view this is a tribute to my Scottish friends, but really it’s just an excuse for haggis & whisky!
Might struggle to eat it all…🤣
#BurnsNight

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 24

Some perfect birthday presents 🤣❤️

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 24

Agreed - if they have NUFC in their username, a photo of themselves in black and white, a photo of SJP or a player, or anything in their bio, then I’ll follow back. Even just shared some club stuff. Otherwise nope.

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 23

Aye - that photo was in the middle of winter and it was 26°c 🤣

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 23

You win… but I’m claiming a close second!

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 22

Now do it again with “pubs that allow away supporters”… 🤣

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 19

Doesn’t work like that - amortised over years with 5 “payments” of 10m in each accounting period. Doesn’t matter how far through the accounting period you are when you make the first payment, it’s not pro-ratad.

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 17

Why *wouldn’t* he want to move away from the grime and smog to our clean air and countryside, to play for a team with a chance of winning something?!

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 16

Completely agree with you on that!

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 16

Yeah - that’s the one… “we demand a club that tries”, not “we demand a team that tries”

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 16

As somebody else pointed out - the sign was “…a *club* that tries”, not a “team”
It could be argued that selling players like Miggy, so we can then bring in better players, IS the club trying?

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 14

And everybody thinks that because… you are!

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 13

If I could get odds on the series being finished by Brandon Sanderson from Martin’s notes… Sanderson will bang out a new book every 6 months and they’ll be great!

Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 13

It’s a good question… no doubt Pope is a better shot-stopper, but I think Dubravka’s form is part of the reason we haven’t faced many shots (on target, Arsenal 👀😁). Up to Eddie and I’m actually OK either way.
If we sold Vlachidimos for what we could get, it might look strange for PSR judgements…?

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Steve Mallam @stevemallam.bsky.social · Jan 13

Don’t think anybody disagrees - but it’s also nice to give the lad some support and make him feel wanted, especially if he’s been refused a move he’d decided to take. Part of our job as supporters to try and give the players some confidence!