Steve Zorowitz
@stevezorowitz.bsky.social
Dad, Poppy, Trader, Liberal. CT/NY
"That which is hateful unto you, do not do to your neighbor. This is the whole of the Torah; the rest is commentary. Go forth and study." -- Rabbi Hillel
"That which is hateful unto you, do not do to your neighbor. This is the whole of the Torah; the rest is commentary. Go forth and study." -- Rabbi Hillel
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Ending this eloquent rage with ‘Till my balls get cold’ is a rallying cry
The whole interview is worth it
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ending this eloquent rage with ‘Till my balls get cold’ is a rallying cry
Just a reminder: for all the arguments about Mamdani's politics and plans, nothing is more important to his mayoralty than how he handles plowing the snow in the outer boroughs.
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Just a reminder: for all the arguments about Mamdani's politics and plans, nothing is more important to his mayoralty than how he handles plowing the snow in the outer boroughs.
It would be the least surprising thing to discover that some of the ICE agents who killed Pretti were just Proud Boys hired 3 months ago.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
It would be the least surprising thing to discover that some of the ICE agents who killed Pretti were just Proud Boys hired 3 months ago.
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It’s too fucking cold. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It’s too fucking cold. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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No changes to the current forecast! Let's see how we do!
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
No changes to the current forecast! Let's see how we do!
Time to go to the supermarket and stock up on vittles so I don't have to go all Donner Party during the snowstorm.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Time to go to the supermarket and stock up on vittles so I don't have to go all Donner Party during the snowstorm.
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Public Impact Map, I feel pretty good about this forecast. The ranges are simple for zones 2 through 4; the more sleet, the lower the totals.
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Public Impact Map, I feel pretty good about this forecast. The ranges are simple for zones 2 through 4; the more sleet, the lower the totals.
I really really don't want a foot plus of snow, so if anyone can get in touch with Obama about his weather machine, I'd really appreciate it.
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I really really don't want a foot plus of snow, so if anyone can get in touch with Obama about his weather machine, I'd really appreciate it.
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Cue Karoline Leavitt to tell us Trump now shakes hands with his left hand. And MAGA will believe her.
January 22, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Cue Karoline Leavitt to tell us Trump now shakes hands with his left hand. And MAGA will believe her.
If Trump can sue pollsters for missing, I want to sue Thomas Crooks for missing.
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If Trump can sue pollsters for missing, I want to sue Thomas Crooks for missing.
What comes first? Gold $5,000 or silver $100?
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
What comes first? Gold $5,000 or silver $100?
One of the charter members of the Board of Peace could not attend the signing ceremony because he had an ICC warrant for war crimes, and my first thought is “why only one?”
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 AM
One of the charter members of the Board of Peace could not attend the signing ceremony because he had an ICC warrant for war crimes, and my first thought is “why only one?”
Well, I finally found a use for Nextdoor—seeing who in my neighborhood would have turned Anne Frank in to the Nazis.
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Well, I finally found a use for Nextdoor—seeing who in my neighborhood would have turned Anne Frank in to the Nazis.
OK, now back to the most important question--am I really getting a foot of snow Sunday/Monday?
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
OK, now back to the most important question--am I really getting a foot of snow Sunday/Monday?
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I can think of another infinitely long-term deal I'd like him to make.
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I can think of another infinitely long-term deal I'd like him to make.
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other hilarious possibility: NATO peace prize
what if Rutte promised him an update to the 1951 treaty and renamed the treaty after him?
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
other hilarious possibility: NATO peace prize
MAGA tomorrow: "Buying Greenland would have been bad. Well done, Mr. Trump".
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
MAGA tomorrow: "Buying Greenland would have been bad. Well done, Mr. Trump".
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This is all just so stupid (evergreen tweet)
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is all just so stupid (evergreen tweet)
Village of the DRAMed.
is this anything?
is this anything?
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Village of the DRAMed.
is this anything?
is this anything?
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I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones:
a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones:
I wonder if someone told Trump that Greenland has ice and Iceland is green. Because that would really fuck him up.
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I wonder if someone told Trump that Greenland has ice and Iceland is green. Because that would really fuck him up.
Some $IGV panic
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Some $IGV panic
$ORCL crapping out again.. Whatever.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
$ORCL crapping out again.. Whatever.
I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones:
a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones: