Steve Zorowitz
@stevezorowitz.bsky.social
Dad, Poppy, Trader, Liberal. CT/NY
"That which is hateful unto you, do not do to your neighbor. This is the whole of the Torah; the rest is commentary. Go forth and study." -- Rabbi Hillel
"That which is hateful unto you, do not do to your neighbor. This is the whole of the Torah; the rest is commentary. Go forth and study." -- Rabbi Hillel
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Cue Karoline Leavitt to tell us Trump now shakes hands with his left hand. And MAGA will believe her.
January 22, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Cue Karoline Leavitt to tell us Trump now shakes hands with his left hand. And MAGA will believe her.
If Trump can sue pollsters for missing, I want to sue Thomas Crooks for missing.
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If Trump can sue pollsters for missing, I want to sue Thomas Crooks for missing.
What comes first? Gold $5,000 or silver $100?
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
What comes first? Gold $5,000 or silver $100?
One of the charter members of the Board of Peace could not attend the signing ceremony because he had an ICC warrant for war crimes, and my first thought is “why only one?”
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 AM
One of the charter members of the Board of Peace could not attend the signing ceremony because he had an ICC warrant for war crimes, and my first thought is “why only one?”
Well, I finally found a use for Nextdoor—seeing who in my neighborhood would have turned Anne Frank in to the Nazis.
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Well, I finally found a use for Nextdoor—seeing who in my neighborhood would have turned Anne Frank in to the Nazis.
OK, now back to the most important question--am I really getting a foot of snow Sunday/Monday?
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
OK, now back to the most important question--am I really getting a foot of snow Sunday/Monday?
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I can think of another infinitely long-term deal I'd like him to make.
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I can think of another infinitely long-term deal I'd like him to make.
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other hilarious possibility: NATO peace prize
what if Rutte promised him an update to the 1951 treaty and renamed the treaty after him?
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
other hilarious possibility: NATO peace prize
MAGA tomorrow: "Buying Greenland would have been bad. Well done, Mr. Trump".
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
MAGA tomorrow: "Buying Greenland would have been bad. Well done, Mr. Trump".
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This is all just so stupid (evergreen tweet)
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is all just so stupid (evergreen tweet)
Village of the DRAMed.
is this anything?
is this anything?
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Village of the DRAMed.
is this anything?
is this anything?
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I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones:
a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones:
I wonder if someone told Trump that Greenland has ice and Iceland is green. Because that would really fuck him up.
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I wonder if someone told Trump that Greenland has ice and Iceland is green. Because that would really fuck him up.
Some $IGV panic
January 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Some $IGV panic
$ORCL crapping out again.. Whatever.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
$ORCL crapping out again.. Whatever.
I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones:
a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I don't know how all these business leaders in Davos can listen to Trump speak without whispering into their phones:
Maybe if NATO builds windmills on Greenland, Trump will leave it alone.
January 21, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Maybe if NATO builds windmills on Greenland, Trump will leave it alone.
Every time Trump says the word "Greenland" the stock futures tick down.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Every time Trump says the word "Greenland" the stock futures tick down.
I wonder how much I could get for an NFT of a DRAM.
January 20, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I wonder how much I could get for an NFT of a DRAM.
Article I, Section 9, Clause 7:
No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.
No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.
TRUMP SAYS HE DOESN'T THINK WILL HAVE TO GO TO CONGRESS FOR TARIFF DIVIDEND CHECKS
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Article I, Section 9, Clause 7:
No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.
No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.
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Big Boi 2028
Starting to get big Ron DeSantis in 2022 vibes from Shapiro. Yes, he won by double digits in 2022, but that was because he ran against his preferred candidate who was a right-wing extremist. He also doesn't have that many friends within the state and he's left a sour taste in people's mouths.
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Big Boi 2028
$APP down 70, up 70, because why not.
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
$APP down 70, up 70, because why not.