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@steviestw.bsky.social
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.here for the HMJ.
.childless cat lady.
.amateur birder.
.new englander.
the white house should of learned from alexis neiers, vanity fair don’t play
a screenshot of a reality out of context show with nancy jo and alexis neiers calling
Alt: alexis neiers trying to leave a voicemail for vanity fair
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December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
nyc is so christmasy.
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🥹
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
went to nyc yesterday. will post photos soon.
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
was the only person on the train wearing a mask. this body ain’t used to the germs on public transport. but thought of this clip every time i heard a cough. PONCH.
a woman in a white cape is standing in front of a man in a plaid shirt
Alt: childless lady from parks & rec wearing a poncho in leslie’s home. poncho has paint on it by leslie’s children.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
you what?
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
caroling with joe
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
not my phone telling me it’s only charging to 95% to save the environment when private mega yachts are legal! you tellin the billionaires they can only charge their yachts to 95%?????
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
FINALLY finished decorating for christmas.
and it snowed!
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i bought this pallet for this one green color. it doesn’t actually look green in this photo.
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
these actually taste like stuffing.
#treatcheck
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
who is the lead singer of *nsync?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/tEHbDx/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">justin
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/tEHbDx/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">jc
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/tEHbDx/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">chris

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December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
you guys? i love it here. i hope i never have to leave. 🥰
lurkin in streams, trying to make joe laugh, witnessing so much support and love! it’s too much!!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if anyone cares, horrible neighbor story time. the husband and i rented a condo from an older man. it was a unit on the 2nd floor with one unit below it. before we signed the lease, the landlord said he thought the neighbor below was bored. i should of asked why, i soon found out…
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
open.spotify.com/track/1z5pB3...

i forgot this song existed.
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
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December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
for the first time in 15 or so years of owning an iphone, i’ve cracked my phone’s screen protector. 🕸️
i don’t even know how it happened. i feel like a hot mess. who am i?
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
hi, hmj folks, i’m sending holiday/xmas cards. they’re not custom, just cute cards i found at homegoods. if you would like one, please dm me.
❤️
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reposted
In case you need a break from scrolling, please stay for some hot chocolate 🎄
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
christmasy sister day ❤️🤍💚
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
y’all are always with me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
joe is psychic 🔮
sorry joe.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Here’s my listening age, from my #SpotifyWrapped.
get bent spotify!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM