Patrick Warfield
@stillpattypat.bsky.social
LA-born and based ☀️, NYC-trained 🗽 30-something who likes philanthropy and cheesecake. Bring a sweater.
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A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
The Book I Found in the $1 Bin — Split Lip Magazine
I liked the cover because there was a sexy man on it and I’m easy to manipulate, so I brought it to the register and paid a dollar. In the sun, I opened the book and found an inscription: To Russel, ...
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A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
A little late for World AIDS Day. A story about lost books and lost writers.
One of the last things I ever posted here was a picture of a slice of cheesecake. Here is another one. Did I miss anything while I was away?
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
One of the last things I ever posted here was a picture of a slice of cheesecake. Here is another one. Did I miss anything while I was away?
It’s been a while. Did I miss anything?
June 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It’s been a while. Did I miss anything?
More cheesecake by the sea. Riparian cheesecake, perhaps?
March 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
More cheesecake by the sea. Riparian cheesecake, perhaps?
Trying it again. Nice meeting @christiangullette.bsky.social - thanks for signing my book. Next time I post with my glasses.
March 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trying it again. Nice meeting @christiangullette.bsky.social - thanks for signing my book. Next time I post with my glasses.
“I created the universe! Give *me* the gift certificate!”
March 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“I created the universe! Give *me* the gift certificate!”
@seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social Welcome aboard!
February 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social Welcome aboard!
I walked about four miles yesterday. That’s roughly one mile for every box of Girl Scout cookies I purchased. Apart from the cookies, this is one of the favorite things I saw yesterday.
February 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I walked about four miles yesterday. That’s roughly one mile for every box of Girl Scout cookies I purchased. Apart from the cookies, this is one of the favorite things I saw yesterday.
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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
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@midairalmacita.bsky.social Well, hello!
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
@midairalmacita.bsky.social Well, hello!
“Cheesecake by the sea.”
January 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“Cheesecake by the sea.”
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
You don’t know me well yet, but this is the best possible manner in which I could ring in 2025. 🎉
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
You don’t know me well yet, but this is the best possible manner in which I could ring in 2025. 🎉
@mrjoellyons.bsky.social Hello again! 👋
December 31, 2024 at 4:43 AM
@mrjoellyons.bsky.social Hello again! 👋
I have forgotten that I have to put [more] effort into this here thing.
December 30, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I have forgotten that I have to put [more] effort into this here thing.
Somewhere between “Hot damn!” and “Oh, Lordy.”
November 18, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Somewhere between “Hot damn!” and “Oh, Lordy.”