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Had to delete my last tweet because some of you might mistake my sweet follies for character flaws </3
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Listening to the C-pop equivalent of Imagine Dragons every day and I think it’s changed my life for the better
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The male manipulator glasses would work on me I fear
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
There’s a gif that’s a bunch of TikToks stitched together where a woman cracks open fruits and goes “I understand…” “And that’s when I understood…” “I just realized…” and I desperately wish I had saved it because every day I find myself needing it
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
When I was a kid I read a book about a human girl who’s pursued by a hideous demon king and in the end forced into marriage with him despite it ruining her life and making her unable to ever see her family again and I think mentally that did some things to me that can’t be undone
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I love discovering a piece of media from 15-20 years ago that everyone hates and thinks is bad but it’s so perfectly tailored to my interests it feels like God himself made it specifically for me and no one else
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
You met me at a very masc-presenting time in my life
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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The rule is that if my mutual posts about their niche hobby that I know nothing about, I must like the post to let them know I encourage the enrichment that’s been put in their enclosure
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I always thought it would be funny to make a shrine for a fictional character, but little did I know that when I finally found a character to make a shrine for they would have almost no merchandise in existence
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Me when
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
One of my favorite types of ASMR is when some guy is giving an amateur face massage to his cousin and doing crazy moves he just made up that don’t even look like they feel good. Takes me back to my childhood
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Performatively reading on the StairMaster >>>>
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Fucked up the settings of my favorite brush and now I have to reset it
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Reading an anatomy textbook and I keep pausing to feel my bones and going “Whoaaa”
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM