Stoeten
@stoeten.bsky.social
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The puns have yet to cease, and why would they yet? Because we’re living in a world where Jays just handed a $210 million deal to one of the most durable, highest-strikeout starters in the sport.
And this week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I are talking all about it!
Have a listen! 👇
And this week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I are talking all about it!
Have a listen! 👇
🎧BJHH: 205 - Cease the Day!
The puns have yet to cease, and why would they just yet?
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November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The puns have yet to cease, and why would they yet? Because we’re living in a world where Jays just handed a $210 million deal to one of the most durable, highest-strikeout starters in the sport.
And this week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I are talking all about it!
Have a listen! 👇
And this week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I are talking all about it!
Have a listen! 👇
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The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
Hail Ceaser!
Cease to resist givin' my goodbye, drive my car into the ocean, you think I'm dead but I sail away...
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November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
Hearing that Cease has never intentionally crossed up his catcher in a thinly veiled attempt to dumbly throw at him out of rage. Another pleasing development.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hearing that Cease has never intentionally crossed up his catcher in a thinly veiled attempt to dumbly throw at him out of rage. Another pleasing development.
The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
Hail Ceaser!
Cease to resist givin' my goodbye, drive my car into the ocean, you think I'm dead but I sail away...
stoeten.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
Do people here know yet that Heyman is reporting the Jays have signed Dylan Cease for 7/210?
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Do people here know yet that Heyman is reporting the Jays have signed Dylan Cease for 7/210?
ICYMI
The rumours are flying out there. Here’s my latest:
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
Today in MLBTR: Rules Five, Qualified Offers
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
ICYMI
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This week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I take a look at a Jeff Passan piece that was music to Jays fans' ears.
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
🎧BJHH: 204 - The Perennial Contender
*EXTREME WINGS-ERA PAUL McCARTNEY VOICE* Jeff!
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November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I take a look at a Jeff Passan piece that was music to Jays fans' ears.
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
Reposted by Stoeten
The rumours are flying out there. Here’s my latest:
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
Today in MLBTR: Rules Five, Qualified Offers
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
stoeten.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The rumours are flying out there. Here’s my latest:
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
This week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I take a look at a Jeff Passan piece that was music to Jays fans' ears.
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
🎧BJHH: 204 - The Perennial Contender
*EXTREME WINGS-ERA PAUL McCARTNEY VOICE* Jeff!
stoeten.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I take a look at a Jeff Passan piece that was music to Jays fans' ears.
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
Plus!: Qualifying offers, Nick Sandlin (and Andres Gimenez), Ricky Tiedemann, the team we’d least like to see Bo end up with, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
The rumours are flying out there. Here’s my latest:
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
Today in MLBTR: Rules Five, Qualified Offers
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
stoeten.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The rumours are flying out there. Here’s my latest:
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
On Tiedemann, Pinango, Brock, the 40-man puzzle, Bo, Breslow, Imai, Bieber, that O's trade, Blake Smell, Iglesias, Passan, Polanco, Manfred, Swanson, and more!
📸 DunedinBlueJays
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Slowly but surely we’re gaining some clarity on the Blue Jays as we move toward 2026. My latest:
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
Today in MLBTR: Gaining Clarity
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
stoeten.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Slowly but surely we’re gaining some clarity on the Blue Jays as we move toward 2026. My latest:
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
Slowly but surely we’re gaining some clarity on the Blue Jays as we move toward 2026. My latest:
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
Today in MLBTR: Gaining Clarity
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
stoeten.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Slowly but surely we’re gaining some clarity on the Blue Jays as we move toward 2026. My latest:
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
On "Diamond" Don, Manager of the Year, Bieber, Sandlin, Iglesias, Díaz, Tucker, Straw, Imai, Ross, Naylor, Bo, Clase, Loperfido, Mense, Vlad, and a whole lot more!
Jays announce that Nick Sandlin has cleared waivers and elected free agency.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Jays announce that Nick Sandlin has cleared waivers and elected free agency.
This week it was time to turn the page and look to the future, so you'll find @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I talking about Shane Bieber's surprise return, Bo Bichette's free agency, other names of intrigue, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
Have a listen! 👇
🎧BJHH: 203 - Shane, Come Back!
Shane Bieber made a curious decision to return to the Jays, and Bo Bichette has finally reached free agency—though so have plenty of other intriguing targets for a Jays team with a real chance to be e...
stoeten.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This week it was time to turn the page and look to the future, so you'll find @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I talking about Shane Bieber's surprise return, Bo Bichette's free agency, other names of intrigue, and a whole lot more!
Have a listen! 👇
Have a listen! 👇
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The Bo-nanza has Begun.
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
Today in MLBTR: The Bo-nanza has Begun
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
stoeten.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Bo-nanza has Begun.
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
The Bo-nanza has Begun.
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
Today in MLBTR: The Bo-nanza has Begun
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
stoeten.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Bo-nanza has Begun.
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
On Tucker, Bichette, Trolololosi, Simmons, Schneider, Straw, Bieber, Berríos, Yesavage, Vlad, Teo, bat speed, and more!
📸 @bluejays.com
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ICYMI, Atkins Speaks!…
Ross Atkins spoke to the media this week, and as always his words were as impenetrable as they were integral to understanding how the Blue Jays plan to move forward into the offseason.
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Atkins Speaks!: Post-World Series Edition
Atkins Masterclass? Come find out...
stoeten.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ICYMI, Atkins Speaks!…
ICYMI, Atkins Speaks!…
Ross Atkins spoke to the media this week, and as always his words were as impenetrable as they were integral to understanding how the Blue Jays plan to move forward into the offseason.
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Atkins Speaks!: Post-World Series Edition
Atkins Masterclass? Come find out...
stoeten.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ICYMI, Atkins Speaks!…
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Ross Atkins spoke to the media this week, and as always his words were as impenetrable as they were integral to understanding how the Blue Jays plan to move forward into the offseason.
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Atkins Speaks!: Post-World Series Edition
Atkins Masterclass? Come find out...
stoeten.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ross Atkins spoke to the media this week, and as always his words were as impenetrable as they were integral to understanding how the Blue Jays plan to move forward into the offseason.
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Ross Atkins spoke to the media this week, and as always his words were as impenetrable as they were integral to understanding how the Blue Jays plan to move forward into the offseason.
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Atkins Speaks!: Post-World Series Edition
Atkins Masterclass? Come find out...
stoeten.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ross Atkins spoke to the media this week, and as always his words were as impenetrable as they were integral to understanding how the Blue Jays plan to move forward into the offseason.
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
So I transcribed them all and then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Reposted by Stoeten
Mark Shapiro said a whole lot of words about his Blue Jays’ run to Game Seven of the World Series, and where things stand now as we move toward 2026, and I transcribed every single one of them.
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Shapiro Speaks!: Post-World Series Edition
On the end of a dream and the beginning of new ones...
stoeten.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mark Shapiro said a whole lot of words about his Blue Jays’ run to Game Seven of the World Series, and where things stand now as we move toward 2026, and I transcribed every single one of them.
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Mark Shapiro said a whole lot of words about his Blue Jays’ run to Game Seven of the World Series, and where things stand now as we move toward 2026, and I transcribed every single one of them.
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Shapiro Speaks!: Post-World Series Edition
On the end of a dream and the beginning of new ones...
stoeten.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mark Shapiro said a whole lot of words about his Blue Jays’ run to Game Seven of the World Series, and where things stand now as we move toward 2026, and I transcribed every single one of them.
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
And then added my own dumb thoughts!👇
Catch me talking all things Blue Jays, playoffs, 2025, and the future on the latest Orchardcast!
🎙️NEW ORCHARDCAST🎙️
@stoeten.bsky.social joins me to discuss the Toronto Blue Jays’ playoff run and where they go from here.
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@stoeten.bsky.social joins me to discuss the Toronto Blue Jays’ playoff run and where they go from here.
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How the Blue Jays almost won the World Series
The Batflip's Andrew Stoeten returns to talk about the season that was.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Catch me talking all things Blue Jays, playoffs, 2025, and the future on the latest Orchardcast!
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