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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝖑ong 𝖘tory 𝖘hort:
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⠀⠀⠀⠀you were 𝐥ost & 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳,
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖔h 𝖒y 𝖉arling, 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞.
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⠀⠀alexei is will's only mate besides walton, but the tosser still drives him effing berko on a regular basis. it's one thing to flirt. nothing wrong with some healthy bickering ; he's just so goddamn 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 about it. catches him off guard every time.
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⠀⠀"we both know i'm too dirt poor to be spendin' money on that," will snorts. "i can wank one off for free and charge ten bucks per admission. now, there's an idea."
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"sounds like you might be one'a them suckers, darlin'."
"sounds like you might be one'a them suckers, darlin'."
⠀⠀"ooh, now yer gettin' it. should get you a job as one of 'em call girls. lotta suckers would run themselves into the dirt just ta hear you say sweetheart." hiding sheepishness under humour.
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"sounds like you might be one'a them suckers, darlin'."
⠀⠀oh, god. will has to look away from that grin and that voice. he sits back, arms draped over his bent knees, trying to manage the heat high on his ears. "nothin', nothin'," he insists. a coy look sideways. "what're you offering?"
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⠀⠀like a deer in the headlights, fighting twin urges to bolt or cower. he does the stupidest thing instead and crams the hat back down in a rush.
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