Stonemanwitch
@stonemanwitch.bsky.social
Part man, part bear, part rock. Writer of spooky things. Maker of bad jokes. Movie buff.
According to my KDP stats, someone is 81 pages into reading Hollow Wraiths. That poor, neglected book. I hope the reader enjoys slimy ghost nonsense.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
According to my KDP stats, someone is 81 pages into reading Hollow Wraiths. That poor, neglected book. I hope the reader enjoys slimy ghost nonsense.
Controversial opinion but I don’t like Pagan versions of Christmas songs. It feels forced to me. Plus I, as someone raised (neo)Anabaptist in a German American household, love old-timey Christmas music as is.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Controversial opinion but I don’t like Pagan versions of Christmas songs. It feels forced to me. Plus I, as someone raised (neo)Anabaptist in a German American household, love old-timey Christmas music as is.
All I want for Christmas is to get someone to draw the Whopperjaw for me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
All I want for Christmas is to get someone to draw the Whopperjaw for me.
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November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Casual reminder that today is the LAST DAY to take advantage of this bundle. It's like getting three courses for the price of two. And? They're yours for life, ACCESSIBLE, self-paced but with as much (or as little!) support as you need.
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Going through family history on the ancestry website again. Some of my Ontario family is a dead end, but through the maternal lines there’s lots of quebecois going back a few hundred years. Proof my love of cheese fries and maple syrup is genetic.
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Going through family history on the ancestry website again. Some of my Ontario family is a dead end, but through the maternal lines there’s lots of quebecois going back a few hundred years. Proof my love of cheese fries and maple syrup is genetic.
MST3K - 0610 - The Violent Years - More Reba
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November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Doing window displays for fancy department stores must be one of the funnest jobs in the world.
I want that job.
I want that job.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Doing window displays for fancy department stores must be one of the funnest jobs in the world.
I want that job.
I want that job.
Although I prefer the IT miniseries to the movies, I’ve really been enjoying Welcome to Derry.
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Although I prefer the IT miniseries to the movies, I’ve really been enjoying Welcome to Derry.
I hate generation discourse, but I really do think millennials lost something special when hipsters died. There was a lot of great creativity and earnestness that was truly unique that’s nowhere to be found now.
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I hate generation discourse, but I really do think millennials lost something special when hipsters died. There was a lot of great creativity and earnestness that was truly unique that’s nowhere to be found now.
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Sharing this yet again. I appreciate the kindness and support. Mom is still dealing with her post surgery issues. I’m trying to keep us both afloat and hard when I’m disabled.
I hate doing this online but I’m in a tough position. Me and my mother are both disabled and currently homeless, living out of a cheap hotel until we can get back on our feet. Staying here has eaten up all my savings. If you’d like to help, my PayPal is @ josmeeks. Anything is appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sharing this yet again. I appreciate the kindness and support. Mom is still dealing with her post surgery issues. I’m trying to keep us both afloat and hard when I’m disabled.
Top five film genres:
- sad gay guy who is finding himself
- there’s a crime in the 90s, possibly with computers or worse
- a novelty item is haunted
- nu metal fight scenes
- poorly lit ghosts
- sad gay guy who is finding himself
- there’s a crime in the 90s, possibly with computers or worse
- a novelty item is haunted
- nu metal fight scenes
- poorly lit ghosts
Top five film genres:
- Witches not looking for a boyfriend
- She’s wearing a fur coat and has an automatic in her stocking
- Stylish woman owns a fabulous apartment and owns some kind of shoppe
- These MF’s is Gay
- The neighbors are Satanists
- Witches not looking for a boyfriend
- She’s wearing a fur coat and has an automatic in her stocking
- Stylish woman owns a fabulous apartment and owns some kind of shoppe
- These MF’s is Gay
- The neighbors are Satanists
Top five film genres:
-what if we ate the neighbors
-what if we had lots of weird sex and THEN ate the neighbors
-rich people are sad
-children are monsters, actually
-an actress took guitar lessons
-what if we ate the neighbors
-what if we had lots of weird sex and THEN ate the neighbors
-rich people are sad
-children are monsters, actually
-an actress took guitar lessons
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Top five film genres:
- sad gay guy who is finding himself
- there’s a crime in the 90s, possibly with computers or worse
- a novelty item is haunted
- nu metal fight scenes
- poorly lit ghosts
- sad gay guy who is finding himself
- there’s a crime in the 90s, possibly with computers or worse
- a novelty item is haunted
- nu metal fight scenes
- poorly lit ghosts
I love American English because you can say “tomorrow” any way your heart desires.
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I love American English because you can say “tomorrow” any way your heart desires.
Mom won her case!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Mom won her case!!!!
Mel C is making gay thumpa-thumpa dance music again. Nature is healing.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mel C is making gay thumpa-thumpa dance music again. Nature is healing.
Found out the gales this time of year on the Great Lakes are called the Witches of November. 👀
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Found out the gales this time of year on the Great Lakes are called the Witches of November. 👀
My brain: “bad things will happen if you break routine. You’re probably dying. You should be afraid of relaxing. No now actually likes you they’re just lying.”
Also my brain: “lol Jodie Foster Wallace.”
Also my brain: “lol Jodie Foster Wallace.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My brain: “bad things will happen if you break routine. You’re probably dying. You should be afraid of relaxing. No now actually likes you they’re just lying.”
Also my brain: “lol Jodie Foster Wallace.”
Also my brain: “lol Jodie Foster Wallace.”
Got a lecture from my sister about how my homelessness bothers her and it’s, quote, “ratchet.”
I’m sorry. I’ll try not to do it again, I guess.
I’m sorry. I’ll try not to do it again, I guess.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Got a lecture from my sister about how my homelessness bothers her and it’s, quote, “ratchet.”
I’m sorry. I’ll try not to do it again, I guess.
I’m sorry. I’ll try not to do it again, I guess.
Someone sued their room, checked out, and left their dog behind on purpose. 😢 animal control was called to take him to a shelter. Some people suck so bad.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Someone sued their room, checked out, and left their dog behind on purpose. 😢 animal control was called to take him to a shelter. Some people suck so bad.
Instagram: “we’ve noticed you’re gay. Would you like perpetual streams of noxious “”ironic”” homophobic jokes?”
Me: “no thank you.”
Insta: …
Me: …
Insta: “how about muscle men asmr?”
Me: “… Okay.”
Me: “no thank you.”
Insta: …
Me: …
Insta: “how about muscle men asmr?”
Me: “… Okay.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Instagram: “we’ve noticed you’re gay. Would you like perpetual streams of noxious “”ironic”” homophobic jokes?”
Me: “no thank you.”
Insta: …
Me: …
Insta: “how about muscle men asmr?”
Me: “… Okay.”
Me: “no thank you.”
Insta: …
Me: …
Insta: “how about muscle men asmr?”
Me: “… Okay.”
@althaeasebastiani.bsky.social thank you, friend. 🙏
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@althaeasebastiani.bsky.social thank you, friend. 🙏
Mom hasn’t heard back from the judge about her unemployment yet. Storage is due soon and I have only enough for three more days here. Trying not to freak out.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Mom hasn’t heard back from the judge about her unemployment yet. Storage is due soon and I have only enough for three more days here. Trying not to freak out.
Not feeling good today so I’ve been playing around some more on that ancestry site. On mom’s side I have a multi great grandma who was born in Hartford, Connecticut during the times of their witch trials, which would be a very stressful time to have a baby.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Not feeling good today so I’ve been playing around some more on that ancestry site. On mom’s side I have a multi great grandma who was born in Hartford, Connecticut during the times of their witch trials, which would be a very stressful time to have a baby.
I was up late with insomnia, mucking about on ancestry sites and fell down a rabbit hole of my dad’s mom’s mom’s family members, tracing them all the way back to 1600s New Netherlands/Dutch New York and New Jersey. Which I think is neat.
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I was up late with insomnia, mucking about on ancestry sites and fell down a rabbit hole of my dad’s mom’s mom’s family members, tracing them all the way back to 1600s New Netherlands/Dutch New York and New Jersey. Which I think is neat.
This morning I woke up to a terrible, burning plastic/bleach smell that made my lungs burn and tighten. I thought someone was smoking meth or doing a home perm or both. Turns out it’s the hotel heaters.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This morning I woke up to a terrible, burning plastic/bleach smell that made my lungs burn and tighten. I thought someone was smoking meth or doing a home perm or both. Turns out it’s the hotel heaters.
Sometimes I think about the German Pizza Hut waitress I met ten years ago who I bonded with over our love of German-American midwest history. Hope she’s doing well.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sometimes I think about the German Pizza Hut waitress I met ten years ago who I bonded with over our love of German-American midwest history. Hope she’s doing well.