Stone Stonier
@stonestonier.bsky.social
Gym-rat, Pennsylvania-bred Cali-boy. Marvel fanatic, nap enthusiast. Cheesecake is my weakness.
Don’t take Gene Autry. These dumbasses decided peak season was the perfect time to do major construction on one of the busiest roads in town. 🙄
February 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Don’t take Gene Autry. These dumbasses decided peak season was the perfect time to do major construction on one of the busiest roads in town. 🙄
Just saw Chris Hemsworth on a commercial for Meta so…that’s unfortunate. Sell out.
February 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Just saw Chris Hemsworth on a commercial for Meta so…that’s unfortunate. Sell out.
“My form of respect is disrespect.”
- my 20 year old coworker
💀😂
- my 20 year old coworker
💀😂
February 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“My form of respect is disrespect.”
- my 20 year old coworker
💀😂
- my 20 year old coworker
💀😂
“Have you seen Repo-Man?”
…
“Have you seen Repo-Man?!”
“No, but I know the Muffin Man.”
“…that’s not a movie. That’s a song.”
His matter-of-fact delivery cannot be expressed on this platform but trust me, it was hilarious.
…
“Have you seen Repo-Man?!”
“No, but I know the Muffin Man.”
“…that’s not a movie. That’s a song.”
His matter-of-fact delivery cannot be expressed on this platform but trust me, it was hilarious.
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Have you seen Repo-Man?”
…
“Have you seen Repo-Man?!”
“No, but I know the Muffin Man.”
“…that’s not a movie. That’s a song.”
His matter-of-fact delivery cannot be expressed on this platform but trust me, it was hilarious.
…
“Have you seen Repo-Man?!”
“No, but I know the Muffin Man.”
“…that’s not a movie. That’s a song.”
His matter-of-fact delivery cannot be expressed on this platform but trust me, it was hilarious.
“Are you ok? You seem off today.”
“I seem off?”
“Yeah.”
“…off to where?”
💀
“I seem off?”
“Yeah.”
“…off to where?”
💀
February 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Are you ok? You seem off today.”
“I seem off?”
“Yeah.”
“…off to where?”
💀
“I seem off?”
“Yeah.”
“…off to where?”
💀
The Sphere from high up
February 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The Sphere from high up
We are High Rollers now
February 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
We are High Rollers now
Arte Museum in Las Vegas
February 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Arte Museum in Las Vegas
“You need to work on your lying. It’s a vital social skill.”
Ha!
Ha!
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“You need to work on your lying. It’s a vital social skill.”
Ha!
Ha!
“…we should not judge our books by their covers…some books exist between covers that are perfectly people-shaped.”
- Ray Bradbury
- Ray Bradbury
February 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“…we should not judge our books by their covers…some books exist between covers that are perfectly people-shaped.”
- Ray Bradbury
- Ray Bradbury
Good morning folks
January 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Good morning folks
Be ready. Don’t be caught unawares.
January 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Be ready. Don’t be caught unawares.
An unfortunate name to have would be Ophelia Tittz.
January 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
An unfortunate name to have would be Ophelia Tittz.
Countries across the world are protesting this new administration. So for those who voted for him: how does that make you feel?
Demonstrations in London, Paris, Berlin (MOTHERFUCKING GERMANY), Sydney all occurred on Inauguration Day.
You asshats chose to ignore the evidence. Now we all pay.
Demonstrations in London, Paris, Berlin (MOTHERFUCKING GERMANY), Sydney all occurred on Inauguration Day.
You asshats chose to ignore the evidence. Now we all pay.
January 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Countries across the world are protesting this new administration. So for those who voted for him: how does that make you feel?
Demonstrations in London, Paris, Berlin (MOTHERFUCKING GERMANY), Sydney all occurred on Inauguration Day.
You asshats chose to ignore the evidence. Now we all pay.
Demonstrations in London, Paris, Berlin (MOTHERFUCKING GERMANY), Sydney all occurred on Inauguration Day.
You asshats chose to ignore the evidence. Now we all pay.
“Truth and justice lives through us all and we must fight for it. Because in life and work…we often live next to each other but not with each other. We console ourselves that the problems of others are nothing to do with us, none of our business…but it’s about standing up for each other.”
January 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Truth and justice lives through us all and we must fight for it. Because in life and work…we often live next to each other but not with each other. We console ourselves that the problems of others are nothing to do with us, none of our business…but it’s about standing up for each other.”
Is Governor Newsom single? Uh…asking for a friend.
January 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Is Governor Newsom single? Uh…asking for a friend.
Totally unacceptable response. 😂
January 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Totally unacceptable response. 😂
“I feel fat.”
“You’re not fat.”
“I know I’m not fat. But I feel fat.”
“…do you wanna go have sex so you can feel thin?”
🤭🫣
“You’re not fat.”
“I know I’m not fat. But I feel fat.”
“…do you wanna go have sex so you can feel thin?”
🤭🫣
January 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“I feel fat.”
“You’re not fat.”
“I know I’m not fat. But I feel fat.”
“…do you wanna go have sex so you can feel thin?”
🤭🫣
“You’re not fat.”
“I know I’m not fat. But I feel fat.”
“…do you wanna go have sex so you can feel thin?”
🤭🫣
Still suiting up and showing up
January 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Still suiting up and showing up
If everyone would just do what I want them to do without me telling them to do it, the world would be a much better place…for me.
January 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If everyone would just do what I want them to do without me telling them to do it, the world would be a much better place…for me.