StormlightMemes
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I read and I make memes. Sometimes I'm smart.
Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me lately: "I need to take a break from the Cosmere. I've been neck-deep in it for four years now, and if I don't get some distance I *will* go insane."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
Me this morning: "......it might be time to reread The Way of Kings for the sixth time."
I think dogs are the closest to spren we can have. Once we train them to talk, we'll be unstoppable. Also, A+ name right there. ❤️
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think dogs are the closest to spren we can have. Once we train them to talk, we'll be unstoppable. Also, A+ name right there. ❤️
At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard.
February 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
At this point, I may be convinced that I've been thrown face-first into the Spiritual Realm and am living in a non-stop vision created to destroy my mind. Like... every time I check the news, none of this seems remotely real. Someone fetch me a spren... or a snarky bard.
Eeeeexcellent ❤️
January 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Eeeeexcellent ❤️
Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions.
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ever accidentally say a fantasy curse word out loud in a professional setting? Like... I said "Holy crem" in the presence of my director and VP, and I didn't realize it until I noticed their confused expressions.
I definitely did.
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I definitely did.
Aaaaagreeeeed. This book was...... A LOT.
January 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Aaaaagreeeeed. This book was...... A LOT.
I certainly understand. I got ZERO reading done during Christmas vacation because I had my kids constantly demanding attention. It wasn't until they were back into their normal routine that I was able to make progress.
January 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I certainly understand. I got ZERO reading done during Christmas vacation because I had my kids constantly demanding attention. It wasn't until they were back into their normal routine that I was able to make progress.
I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read.
January 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I finished Wind and Truth. If you need me, I'll be staring blankly at the ceiling and waiting for my brain to reboot. That book was the wildest twelve novels I've ever read.
Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all.
January 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Official request to have "Just entered the last 100 pages of a Sanderson novel" included as a medically approved absence from work. Let's get that crem covered by FMLA, y'all.
I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😶🥲
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I didn't have "Debating the merits of Who physiology and lore in relation to Dr. Seuss' characterization of Cindy Lou Who with a bunch of strangers on the internet" on my 2024 Bingo card and yet here we are 😶🥲
Oh I'm right there with you. I love Shallan. I think she's a very complex, nuanced character who gets way more criticism because people hate teenaged girls far more than any other type of character in literature. The misogyny is rough.
December 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Oh I'm right there with you. I love Shallan. I think she's a very complex, nuanced character who gets way more criticism because people hate teenaged girls far more than any other type of character in literature. The misogyny is rough.
I have some theories about why people hate her. Some are valid (she does some genuinely classist/racist things in early content)... some of them are not...
December 21, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I have some theories about why people hate her. Some are valid (she does some genuinely classist/racist things in early content)... some of them are not...
I NEEEEED IIIIIIIIT.
December 20, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I NEEEEED IIIIIIIIT.
His role in Wicked was 1000% Adolin-coded.
December 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM
His role in Wicked was 1000% Adolin-coded.
Yesssssssss YESSSSSSS
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Yesssssssss YESSSSSSS
OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it.
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
OK, I'm not a casting director by any means... but I need Jonathan Bailey to be SOMEWHERE in the Cosmere. Anywhere. Just. Put him in the Cosmere. I'm a ride-or-die anime adaptation proponent, but I would put my ass in a movie theater seat for a live action adaptation if it has Jonathan Bailey in it.
(Marsh has two points 😌)
December 16, 2024 at 6:01 PM
(Marsh has two points 😌)
Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point."
December 16, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Sometimes I look at literally everything around us and think, "...........Kelsier has a point."
This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times.
December 16, 2024 at 3:29 AM
This is not related to literally anything I do on here. But I just watched Wicked. And good heavens, what a movie. I need to watch it again eight more times.
Yeah, I took a BIG step back from Reddit because of just how misogynistic that space has been when I tiptoed into it. *shudders*
December 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Yeah, I took a BIG step back from Reddit because of just how misogynistic that space has been when I tiptoed into it. *shudders*
I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed
December 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I take that personally. #stormlightarchive #kaladinstormblessed
LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh.
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
December 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
LISTEN. We just having a silly, goofy time out here in the interspace. Not all of us memorize things Sando says. We can chill. We can be cool. We can be wrong and laugh.
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
...right?
#cosmere #fantasybooks
(For the uninitiated, WoBs are "Words of Brandon"—things Sanderson has said about the books.)
During a team meeting, my coworkers asked me how my trip to Utah went. Over the course of the next fifteen minutes, without intending to, I told them all about the #cosmere and the massive event that was #dsnx24. Eight professionals in the finance industry now know that I'm a Major Nerd™️. Huzzah.
December 13, 2024 at 1:23 AM